Ep-76: Loofahs, Lather & Hygiene Delusion 🚿

Welcome back, Demon Babies! This week your hosts are diving into everything showering. Morning showers, night showers, long showers, suspiciously short showers, and the very serious question of whether everyone is actually washing themselves correctly. From shower routines to shampoo strategy to the products we swear by, we're breaking down one of the most universal human experiences. And yes… all in 20 topics in 20 minutes.

Showering sounds simple, but it's not. There are loofah people, washcloth people, and people who somehow think standing under water counts as a shower. We get into shower etiquette, hygiene habits, body wash loyalty, shaving, hair washing schedules, and the surprisingly strong opinions people have about all of it.

Expect hot takes, hygiene debates, shower confessions, and a full breakdown of why everyone thinks their shower routine is the correct one.

Listen for:
🚿 Morning showers vs night showers
🚿 Loofahs, washcloths, and bare-hand chaos
🚿 Hair washing schedules and hygiene habits
🚿 Body wash, shampoo, and shower product loyalty
🚿 The fastest, funniest, most chaotic 20 minutes of your week

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Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:00

Welcome to another episode of the Demon Baby Podcast. I'm your host, Demon of Hollywood, aka Joe Lombardo. Most people know me as Demon. I'm sitting here with my co-host, the bubbly blonde baby, aka Emanelson.

SPEAKER_01 0:13

Hello.

SPEAKER_00 0:14

Hello? How are you?

SPEAKER_01 0:16

I'm good. How are you?

SPEAKER_00 0:17

Good. Today is another episode, and you know the deal. It's 20 topics in 20 minutes, and today's episode is the shower episode. Let's get into it. How are you?

SPEAKER_01 0:41

Truly, honestly, I'm really good.

SPEAKER_00 0:42

Truly, honestly.

SPEAKER_01 0:43

Truly, honestly. Truly and honestly. Truly, honestly, I'm having a good week. Really mellow.

SPEAKER_00 0:48

Not pregnant.

SPEAKER_01 0:50

When?

SPEAKER_00 0:51

Hallelujah.

SPEAKER_01 0:51

Got pregnant, hallelujah.

SPEAKER_00 0:53

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 0:53

Went to the gym, hallelujah. Washed my hair, hallelujah.

SPEAKER_00 0:57

Wow.

SPEAKER_01 0:58

Had a great day.

SPEAKER_00 0:59

That's pretty good. Yeah. I just went to work.

SPEAKER_01 1:01

Yeah, I mean, I did some work too, but I work from here.

SPEAKER_00 1:04

How are you? Pretty good. Something funny happened at work today.

SPEAKER_01 1:07

Alright, let's hear it.

SPEAKER_00 1:08

I didn't tell you about it because I wanted to save it for the pod.

SPEAKER_01 1:10

Smart.

SPEAKER_00 1:11

Hard to do.

SPEAKER_01 1:12

Yeah. Because I like the app for your appers.

SPEAKER_00 1:15

Someone doing a similar job to me.

SPEAKER_01 1:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:20

In production.

SPEAKER_01 1:21

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 1:22

I saw today. Okay, sure. I was like, oh, I haven't seen someone near my job doing something.

SPEAKER_01 1:30

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:31

And they don't they don't usually talk to me.

SPEAKER_01 1:33

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:34

Very chatty.

SPEAKER_01 1:35

Really?

SPEAKER_00 1:35

Very chatty.

SPEAKER_01 1:36

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:37

And then they openly asked me how much I make.

SPEAKER_01 1:41

Really?

SPEAKER_00 1:41

Yeah, I thought that was bold.

SPEAKER_01 1:44

You're like, well, I don't just do that.

SPEAKER_00 1:46

Yeah, I was like, I, you know, this isn't we don't do the same job. I do quite a lot of things. I wear a lot of hats.

SPEAKER_01 1:52

Yeah, this is one of my many jobs at my job. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:56

So you lied. No, I just I told him that. I said I do a lot of things. I don't do just this part.

SPEAKER_01 2:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:02

I do a lot of random stuff, completely different, not anywhere near related to this.

SPEAKER_01 2:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:06

Yeah, he's like, how much do you make? I was like, whoa.

SPEAKER_01 2:09

Whoa. Hey, I don't know you like that.

SPEAKER_00 2:10

Whoa, whoa, whoa. But it's funny because obviously I wear a lot more hats, so I make more money.

SPEAKER_01 2:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:16

And I he told me how much he made. Well, I can't. I'm not gonna blow this bottom. I'll tell you later. I'll tell you later. Yeah. Off camera. Uh I'll put it in the comments. Yeah, we'll put it on there. Um but yeah, I was like very bold.

SPEAKER_01 2:30

Yeah, that is bold. Yeah, that's uh it's funny because I think there's a whole thing of like women being like, we gotta talk about money, we gotta talk about money. And like how much you make, and it helps everyone all make more money together. But it is still bold.

SPEAKER_00 2:45

It's still bold.

SPEAKER_01 2:46

And when you don't know someone, it's different.

SPEAKER_00 2:49

Yeah, I mean, I literally just met them on the street, and I was just like, hmm, like I would tell you if we did the same thing. But we don't, but we don't, and I make more than you, and uh there's no reason for me to tell you that.

SPEAKER_01 3:02

Yeah. And make you feel bad.

SPEAKER_00 3:04

Not even make you feel bad, but just like or he'd be like, oh, I'm undervalued or something. Yeah. Yeah. It just and I'm like, listen, I'm not gonna tell you how much I make. I'll tell people how much I make.

SPEAKER_01 3:15

But they have to have to know what I do. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 3:17

And he just had no clue what I did.

SPEAKER_01 3:19

Yeah, can we pause? This is kind of all right. Do you wanna jump into the topics?

SPEAKER_00 3:24

Sure, because I have no idea what we were talking about.

SPEAKER_01 3:26

We were talking about the weirdo I was asking about your income.

SPEAKER_00 3:30

Let's jump into the topics.

SPEAKER_01 3:32

Yeah. First topic!

SPEAKER_00 3:35

Nighttime shower or morning shower?

SPEAKER_01 3:39

I love a morning shower. I like a nighttime shower to get the day off, but only if it's a body shower. I don't like going to sleep with wet hair and I don't like blow-drying my hair at night.

SPEAKER_00 3:50

On paper, I like nighttime shower better because I'm like, oh yeah, go to bed clean.

SPEAKER_01 3:54

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 3:54

It's good, that's great.

SPEAKER_01 3:55

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 3:56

That's how you should go to bed every night.

SPEAKER_01 3:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 3:58

In reality, morning shower. It's a morning shower. Yeah. Wake up, get ready for the day.

SPEAKER_01 4:03

Yeah, be refreshed and clean for the whole day. Show up to your day clean and proper. Yeah. Ready to go.

SPEAKER_00 4:08

It's just, I don't know why. Sometimes at night you're just like, no, I'm gonna wash my face, brush my teeth, and go to sleep. There's no way.

SPEAKER_01 4:14

I'm not changing my clothes, getting in the shower. And you can't sleep with wet hair. It's too clear. I mean, I could. It's yucky. Different. For a girl.

SPEAKER_00 4:24

Yeah, yucky.

SPEAKER_01 4:25

For a girl, it's yucky. I don't like it.

SPEAKER_00 4:27

Speaking of hair.

SPEAKER_01 4:28

Next topic.

SPEAKER_00 4:29

Shampoo.

SPEAKER_01 4:29

Shampoo. I've been doing shampoo research lately, and apparently shampoo's a lot less important than I thought.

SPEAKER_00 4:37

Really?

SPEAKER_01 4:37

Yeah, like fancy shampoos are kind of just good marketing schemes.

SPEAKER_00 4:41

Isn't shampoo more so cleaning the root the roots? Yeah. Right? Shampoo's for your roots, conditioners for your hair.

SPEAKER_01 4:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 4:50

So shampoo's more cleaning your scalp.

SPEAKER_01 4:52

Scalp. Yeah, 100%.

SPEAKER_00 4:52

So it's a scalp cleaner?

SPEAKER_01 4:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 4:54

Interesting. 100%. Interesting.

SPEAKER_01 4:55

So yeah, I might be switching to more of a drugstore shampoo after I run out of this one, which I haven't had in years.

SPEAKER_00 5:01

Really?

SPEAKER_01 5:02

Yeah, Pantene.

SPEAKER_00 5:03

Pantene.

SPEAKER_01 5:04

That's where I'm thinking I'm going next. Really? I've got a K18. What are you rocking?

SPEAKER_00 5:07

Yeah, you're rocking K18 right now.

SPEAKER_01 5:09

I'm rocking K18 right now. How much has it? Since you're back like 50 bucks. That's a lot. That's a lot.

SPEAKER_00 5:14

A lot of money.

SPEAKER_01 5:15

Yeah. I think it was like 48.

SPEAKER_00 5:16

Yeah, it looks good though.

SPEAKER_01 5:17

Yeah, but I think it's more because of the fancy conditioner I got.

SPEAKER_00 5:22

So you're gonna keep fancy conditioner.

SPEAKER_01 5:23

I'm gonna keep fancy conditioning masks, yes.

SPEAKER_00 5:26

Got it.

SPEAKER_01 5:27

Next topic conditioner. Conditioner, hugely important. I'm a big conditioner snob.

SPEAKER_00 5:32

Because it moisturizes condition.

SPEAKER_01 5:35

So you, yeah, you have no relation to this. You've never had spray and conditioner. And that's something I used to be really picky about. And now I've gone back to my high school, it's a 10. And it's the best.

SPEAKER_00 5:47

It's a 10.

SPEAKER_01 5:48

I feel like my hair looks shinier than it has in a really long time. It looks good. And I went back to my it's a 10 and it's like soft, and I can run my fingers through it again.

SPEAKER_00 5:55

And it's like I would say it's a 10.

SPEAKER_01 5:57

Thank you. Uh yeah. It's a 10's been a 10 for a long time. That's why.

SPEAKER_00 6:01

Conditioner is like the lube.

SPEAKER_01 6:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 6:03

It's good.

SPEAKER_01 6:04

Literally, it's trying to keep you silky smooth. Silky smooth. Do you use conditioner?

SPEAKER_00 6:07

Yeah, I use shampoo and conditioner.

SPEAKER_01 6:08

Every time.

SPEAKER_00 6:09

Every time. Every single time.

SPEAKER_01 6:10

You didn't used to.

SPEAKER_00 6:11

I've my entire life, I've always used shampoo and conditioner.

SPEAKER_01 6:14

When we moved in, you did not use conditioner.

SPEAKER_00 6:17

Literally? No. Wrong. You are fucking slandering my name. I, for my entire existence on this planet, I have never not shampooed and conditioned.

SPEAKER_01 6:28

Not sold.

SPEAKER_00 6:28

Every shower I've ever taken, I've shampooed and conditioned.

SPEAKER_01 6:31

That's really good for you.

SPEAKER_00 6:32

Thanks. I shower, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:34

Good.

SPEAKER_00 6:35

Uh that's crazy. You thought I didn't.

SPEAKER_01 6:37

I swear to God. Why?

SPEAKER_00 6:40

Dirty looking guy?

SPEAKER_01 6:41

No, you just it lasts too long.

SPEAKER_00 6:44

I mean, I don't I don't have a lot of hair compared to you.

SPEAKER_01 6:46

I think you don't use enough.

SPEAKER_00 6:47

No, I use plenty.

SPEAKER_01 6:48

I don't think you do.

SPEAKER_00 6:49

We're not critiquing my showering.

SPEAKER_01 6:51

I think we are. Next topic.

SPEAKER_00 6:54

Ideal shower time.

SPEAKER_01 6:56

Hmm. Ideal shower time is like 15 minutes.

SPEAKER_00 7:01

Long.

SPEAKER_01 7:02

Long.

SPEAKER_00 7:03

Long.

SPEAKER_01 7:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 7:04

Long shower.

SPEAKER_01 7:04

Well, if I'm washing my hair, is it an everything shower or a rinse?

SPEAKER_00 7:07

Let's go everything shower.

SPEAKER_01 7:09

It's an everything shower.

SPEAKER_00 7:10

Like you've set up time for this.

SPEAKER_01 7:12

1520.

SPEAKER_00 7:13

I would say 12.2.

SPEAKER_01 7:16

12.2.

SPEAKER_00 7:17

12.2.

SPEAKER_01 7:18

Really?

SPEAKER_00 7:18

Then I'm under 15 still. Feel good. Oh. Not 13. Unlucky number. 12.2. I didn't say 13. One do two.

SPEAKER_01 7:25

One do. 12.2.

SPEAKER_00 7:26

12.2.

SPEAKER_01 7:27

What's an everything shower for you?

SPEAKER_00 7:30

Uh everything shower. Like everything. Don't dive into each one yet, because we don't need to blow the next topics.

SPEAKER_01 7:37

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 7:37

But an everything shower for me, if I'm going like the longest possible shower I could take.

SPEAKER_01 7:42

Yeah, it's what we're doing.

SPEAKER_00 7:43

Shampoo conditioner, face wash, body wash. Make sure my toenails and fingernails aren't too long.

SPEAKER_01 7:50

Crazy clip your nails in the shower.

SPEAKER_00 7:52

Sometimes. That's gross.

SPEAKER_01 7:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 7:55

I don't like admitting this on film.

SPEAKER_01 7:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 7:57

Uh brush my teeth. That's it.

SPEAKER_01 8:01

Brushing your teeth in the shower is nice.

SPEAKER_00 8:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 8:03

Yeah. Alright, next topic.

SPEAKER_00 8:05

Brushing your teeth in the shower. Do you brush your teeth in the shower?

SPEAKER_01 8:08

I do. I usually don't, because I, you know, pop my Invisalign out. Almost done. And then um, I don't really it's not really something you do in the shower, you know? But pre-Invisaline, if I'm in the shower, I'm gonna brush my teeth in the shower. Do you know the case? I like coming out fully clean inside an hour.

SPEAKER_00 8:25

The Are You Garbage podcast? One of their questions is do you brush your teeth in the shower?

SPEAKER_01 8:29

Is it is it trash?

SPEAKER_00 8:30

It's garbage, I saw. I'm not really sure why it's that why is it garbage? People go in the reactions, they go, oh, oh, ew, I would never. Why?

SPEAKER_01 8:39

You're not putting your toothbrush on the ground.

SPEAKER_00 8:41

I don't it's surprising to me too.

SPEAKER_01 8:43

You put you grab your toothbrush out of the thing, you have a shelf, you brush your teeth, you put it back on the shelf, and then you put it away when you're done.

SPEAKER_00 8:50

They say disgusting. I don't get it.

SPEAKER_01 8:52

You know what? If you leave your toothbrush in the open air in the shower, I agree. Okay. Because you have a toilet in there, it's getting yucky.

SPEAKER_00 9:00

That's not just brushing your teeth in the show.

SPEAKER_01 9:02

But that's saying if you also leave your toothbrush out and not like put away in a cabinet, you leave it on the counter, just as gross.

SPEAKER_00 9:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 9:09

So no difference in that to me.

SPEAKER_00 9:11

I have no issue with brushing your teeth in the shower. I don't know why they do.

SPEAKER_01 9:14

Don't you feel brush after?

SPEAKER_00 9:16

I like it. It's part of the routine. I want to end that thing fully clean.

SPEAKER_01 9:20

I want to end that thing and be done.

SPEAKER_00 9:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 9:21

I gotta be clean.

SPEAKER_00 9:22

And I don't want to do something before it either. I don't want to brush my teeth before.

SPEAKER_01 9:25

I can brush my teeth before.

SPEAKER_00 9:26

I can, but uh I just like I'm in here, the blah blah blah blah.

SPEAKER_01 9:30

Get me in, get me out.

SPEAKER_00 9:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 9:32

Nice. Yeah. All right. Next topic.

SPEAKER_00 9:34

Hotel showers.

SPEAKER_01 9:36

I love hotel showers. I I shower like five times a day when I have a hotel shower.

SPEAKER_00 9:40

You're like a Brazilian in the show.

SPEAKER_01 9:41

I'm like, get me in there. I love hotel showers. I love hotel showers. When they're good. It's uh they can be really gross.

SPEAKER_00 9:46

Also, I would say the hotel shower is the uh telltale.

SPEAKER_01 9:50

That's the important part.

SPEAKER_00 9:50

Telltale. Maybe.

SPEAKER_01 9:52

No, if the shower is gross, I'm not going to the hotel.

SPEAKER_00 9:56

I would take a smaller bed, better shower.

SPEAKER_01 9:57

Yeah, I agree. The bed is important, but not that important because the bed only gets so cold.

SPEAKER_00 10:02

I'm going to sleep drunk.

SPEAKER_01 10:03

Yeah, I'm not gonna need this. I might not make it to the bed. Yeah, but I'm gonna make it to the shower. I'm gonna need the shower.

SPEAKER_00 10:11

Yeah, exactly. A hotel shower, very important.

SPEAKER_01 10:13

Especially if the shower head doesn't have enough water pressure.

SPEAKER_00 10:16

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 10:16

But most of the time, they have great water pressure.

SPEAKER_00 10:19

Usually because they know how important it is.

SPEAKER_01 10:22

Yeah, I love a strong hotel shower head. Gets my hair clean. I love it. Yeah, that's something I hate about apartment showers. They never have strong enough shower heads.

SPEAKER_00 10:31

Yeah, well, you know. We don't own the building.

SPEAKER_01 10:35

Whatever. All right. Wait. Hotel shower?

SPEAKER_00 10:39

Absolutely. I I yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:41

I know, just making sure we got your take.

SPEAKER_00 10:43

I'll get a nicer hotel for the nicer shower.

SPEAKER_01 10:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 10:45

It will convince me.

SPEAKER_01 10:46

It'll sell me.

SPEAKER_00 10:47

It will go, okay, we're getting this hotel, not that one.

SPEAKER_01 10:49

Or it'll unsell you if it's too bad.

SPEAKER_00 10:51

That too. I go, we're not staying there. I'm not shower. I don't want to. You're not showering in that. Exactly.

SPEAKER_01 10:55

Yeah, agreed.

SPEAKER_00 10:56

Hit me.

SPEAKER_01 10:56

Next topic.

SPEAKER_00 10:57

Shower bench.

SPEAKER_01 11:00

I was actually thinking about this like the other day because the shower I had at my parents' house growing up had a bench and it really made my long showers extra long. Because I would sit down. Bad for the environment. Very bad for the environment.

SPEAKER_00 11:13

But it's great for shaving. Good for the soul.

SPEAKER_01 11:16

Great. Love it. I like a built-in shower bench. Yeah, not a stool.

SPEAKER_00 11:21

That's trash.

SPEAKER_01 11:22

I don't like a stool.

SPEAKER_00 11:23

I'm against that.

SPEAKER_01 11:23

But I've noticed some really rich people put like fancy stools in there, and I'm like, I don't support it. It's just getting moldy wood.

SPEAKER_00 11:30

Yeah, no. I don't like it. I don't like that. No.

SPEAKER_01 11:32

A built-in shower bench I'm in for though. I'm you like it?

SPEAKER_00 11:35

I'm very much into that.

SPEAKER_01 11:36

Really? Because you don't like to sit in the shower.

SPEAKER_00 11:38

But then I can like pour mannsana.

SPEAKER_01 11:41

I see. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 11:43

I love a shower bench. Big shower bench fan.

SPEAKER_01 11:46

Okay. Surprising. This is news for me.

SPEAKER_00 11:48

Alright.

SPEAKER_01 11:49

Yeah. Nice.

SPEAKER_00 11:50

You know, I'm a cool guy. Do cool things.

SPEAKER_01 11:55

Shower sauna.

SPEAKER_00 11:56

Shower sauna.

SPEAKER_01 11:57

Next topic.

SPEAKER_00 11:57

Overhead shower nozzle. Head.

SPEAKER_01 12:01

Not a big fan.

SPEAKER_00 12:03

You always say it's overhyped.

SPEAKER_01 12:05

It is overhyped.

SPEAKER_00 12:05

I like it. I like that you can switch to it, switch off. It can't be the only one. That's insane.

SPEAKER_01 12:10

That's diabolic.

SPEAKER_00 12:11

I've never seen that. That would be insane. Yeah. When was the first time you ever experienced it?

SPEAKER_01 12:17

Uh we stayed at one of your friends' houses when we were like 18 or 19, and we stayed in the parents' room, and they had an overhead shower one.

SPEAKER_00 12:27

Oh, the one that was in a nice area.

SPEAKER_01 12:29

Yeah, next to Britney Spears' house.

SPEAKER_00 12:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 12:32

Yeah. That really fancy house. That was my first one. Like that I got to use. Like I'd you know.

SPEAKER_00 12:37

That was my second. Surprisingly, I beat you to the overhead shower.

SPEAKER_01 12:40

What was your first one?

SPEAKER_00 12:41

My friend Chris Marsh.

SPEAKER_01 12:42

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 12:43

Shout out, Chris. We don't talk anymore.

SPEAKER_01 12:45

No.

SPEAKER_00 12:46

No reason. I'm sure you could. I could have reached out.

SPEAKER_01 12:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 12:49

Uh yeah. His his parents had a nice one. Overhead. I was like, oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 12:54

This is it. They've made it.

SPEAKER_00 12:57

I mean, they also had an indoor basketball court, so there were a few reasons I thought they made it, but the overhead shower was almost as impressive. Sold you. Especially back then.

SPEAKER_01 13:05

Showers are important.

SPEAKER_00 13:06

Showers are important.

SPEAKER_01 13:07

That's so funny.

SPEAKER_00 13:07

Yeah, I was like, That makes sense. Wow.

SPEAKER_01 13:10

Wow, you wow.

SPEAKER_00 13:11

Yeah, that's pretty cool.

SPEAKER_01 13:13

Yeah, I didn't have any friends that rich growing up.

SPEAKER_00 13:15

That's not true.

SPEAKER_01 13:16

I wasn't allowed at their houses.

SPEAKER_00 13:18

Okay, well, that's because you're a bad person.

SPEAKER_01 13:20

True. That's true. Alright, next topic.

SPEAKER_00 13:23

Shower wands.

SPEAKER_01 13:25

Love.

SPEAKER_00 13:25

You're a shower. I hate shower wands.

SPEAKER_01 13:27

Love. Get my hair so clean.

SPEAKER_00 13:29

Hate shower wands.

SPEAKER_01 13:30

Why?

SPEAKER_00 13:30

I don't like it. Why? You want to talk water pressure? That's the worst water pressure.

SPEAKER_01 13:34

No, sometimes they're good.

SPEAKER_00 13:35

I don't think so. Well, I'm anti-shower wand.

SPEAKER_01 13:37

I love shower wand.

SPEAKER_00 13:38

I don't know why it feels trashy to me.

SPEAKER_01 13:40

I get that. It feels a little perverted, a little trashy.

SPEAKER_00 13:44

A little perverted, a little trashy. I'm fine with the perverted aspect of it, but it does just feel like I don't know. I don't like the hose of it. I don't like anything about it. Okay. I'm anti-it. Alright. I don't like when it's up and then it like loops around. It connects. That's the main shower head. And then it like has the hose and you can grab it and bring it down.

SPEAKER_01 14:05

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 14:05

Who do you think you are? James Brown on the mic?

SPEAKER_01 14:08

Maybe.

SPEAKER_00 14:09

No.

SPEAKER_01 14:09

Yeah, you're singing in the shower.

SPEAKER_00 14:11

I don't like it.

SPEAKER_01 14:12

Pop star.

SPEAKER_00 14:12

I don't like it. I don't like the wand.

SPEAKER_01 14:14

Alright. I like the wand.

SPEAKER_00 14:15

Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:16

Whatever. Next topic.

SPEAKER_00 14:18

Gym showers.

SPEAKER_01 14:20

Uh depends on the shower. I think it depends on a hotel. It depends on the gym. Well, you have a fancy gym. My fancy gym.

SPEAKER_00 14:26

With an overhead.

SPEAKER_01 14:27

Mm-hmm and a wand.

SPEAKER_00 14:29

And a wand.

SPEAKER_01 14:29

And I love the wand. It's great for me.

SPEAKER_00 14:32

I love your gym shower.

SPEAKER_01 14:33

It's perfect.

SPEAKER_00 14:34

It's like one of my favorite showers.

SPEAKER_01 14:35

It's a really good shower.

SPEAKER_00 14:36

It's up there.

SPEAKER_01 14:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 14:38

But normal gym showers.

SPEAKER_01 14:41

Disgusting. Disgusting. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 14:43

I mean, gym showers, any communal shower isn't really fancy.

SPEAKER_01 14:50

They're never clean enough.

SPEAKER_00 14:52

It goes south fast.

SPEAKER_01 14:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 14:53

It goes south real fast.

SPEAKER_01 14:54

The berry's shower was very okay. It was a it should have been better for how much they charge for their classes.

SPEAKER_00 15:01

Yeah, I don't really remember. I only didn't want one berry's class, but.

SPEAKER_01 15:04

It does have good water pressure, though, I will say.

SPEAKER_00 15:06

Okay. Was there only one?

SPEAKER_01 15:07

There's four.

SPEAKER_00 15:08

Okay. But there's like 30 people to take a class.

SPEAKER_01 15:11

Yeah, so they don't have enough.

SPEAKER_00 15:12

Yeah, that's weird.

SPEAKER_01 15:13

I think it depends on which location you're at, too. How many they have.

SPEAKER_00 15:16

I'm sure it changes per location.

SPEAKER_01 15:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 15:18

Um.

SPEAKER_01 15:19

But yeah, the the Hollywood and West Hollywood ones are fine. I wonder if their new location had better showers. I haven't been to the new one, but you probably won't be. No, I'm never gonna go back.

SPEAKER_00 15:30

There you go.

SPEAKER_01 15:31

Next topic beach showers. Beach showers are the only shower that's acceptable to be kind of dirty.

SPEAKER_00 15:38

Yes, because it's outdoor.

SPEAKER_01 15:39

It's outdoor. Who's gonna clean it?

SPEAKER_00 15:41

I would say somehow the beach showers is the coldest water I've ever felt, though.

SPEAKER_01 15:46

Oh, that's an ice bath.

SPEAKER_00 15:47

Somehow it's colder than the ocean. Yeah, it's always it's always fucking freezing.

SPEAKER_01 15:52

It's freezing and it's really aggressive. That's the highest water pressure in the world. It is. It's just a fire. It's there to hurt you.

SPEAKER_00 15:58

Yeah. Yeah. And I don't like it because you can really never, it never works. You're there to like foot in and try and get the sand off and you're just putting it right back in the sand off. What the fuck am I doing here? Yeah. Why am I doing this? I guess if you have sand, even when you have sandals, it doesn't really work.

SPEAKER_01 16:14

Sandals are just to keep you from getting some weird fungus.

SPEAKER_00 16:17

I guess.

SPEAKER_01 16:17

Like keep your feet.

SPEAKER_00 16:18

Not from a beach shower. That's like a gym shower thing.

SPEAKER_01 16:21

Yeah, but you know what I mean. Yeah. It just feels like there's so many people there.

SPEAKER_00 16:24

If you were homeless, would you be hitting up the beach shower? 100%. Or would you pay for a gym membership? No.

SPEAKER_01 16:30

To do the beach? I would I would be a beach homeless if I was homeless.

SPEAKER_00 16:33

You would be a beach homeless? Yeah. That's interesting.

SPEAKER_01 16:35

Yeah. What would you do?

SPEAKER_00 16:36

I'd probably be a beach homeless, but I think I would try and shell out like $10. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:42

I wouldn't be smart enough to know about the $10 gym thing.

SPEAKER_00 16:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:47

I wouldn't, I wouldn't think of that.

SPEAKER_00 16:48

I wonder how many people are homeless in the average gym.

SPEAKER_01 16:51

I don't know, not at my gym. Not at your gym. Not at my gym.

SPEAKER_00 16:54

That's real they're really bad at their finances if they're at your gym and homeless.

SPEAKER_01 16:57

Yeah, that's disgusting. Next topic.

SPEAKER_00 17:00

Loofahs.

SPEAKER_01 17:01

Kind of yucky.

SPEAKER_00 17:02

I love loofah.

SPEAKER_01 17:03

No, I love loofah. I love loofah. You gotta rotate loofah.

SPEAKER_00 17:06

I love loofah.

SPEAKER_01 17:06

No, I love loofah. Hear me out. You gotta rotate you gotta rotate it.

SPEAKER_00 17:11

It sounds like you don't love loofah like I love loofah.

SPEAKER_01 17:13

How much do you love loofah?

SPEAKER_00 17:14

I love loofah. I loofah every time.

SPEAKER_01 17:16

Well, yeah, I loofah every time.

SPEAKER_00 17:17

You loofah every time? I feel like most people don't loofah every time.

SPEAKER_01 17:20

You gotta loofah every time. You gotta get in there. Get your crevices clean.

SPEAKER_00 17:24

Well, all right, Krevi. She's going Krevy crazy. Uh Krevies?

unknown 17:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:30

What kind of loofah? Like a fluffy shower loofah you get at the store? Or like an African loofah? Like what kind of loofah?

SPEAKER_00 17:36

I don't want to bring race into this, but I like uh I like the glove loofah.

SPEAKER_01 17:41

The gloves.

SPEAKER_00 17:41

That's my favorite.

SPEAKER_01 17:42

The exfoliating gloves. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 17:44

Exfoliating. I want to rip my skin off.

SPEAKER_01 17:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 17:46

I love it.

SPEAKER_01 17:46

You would love one of those Korean exfoliating like massages, really aggressive ones where they like take two pounds of skin off.

SPEAKER_00 17:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:54

You would love it.

SPEAKER_00 17:55

I want to be rubbed raw.

SPEAKER_01 17:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 17:56

Rub me raw Koreans.

SPEAKER_01 17:59

Alright, next topic. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 18:03

Wash your legs.

SPEAKER_01 18:05

Yes. Do you not?

SPEAKER_00 18:07

No, I do too.

SPEAKER_01 18:08

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 18:08

I wash body wash all the way to the bottom of my foot.

SPEAKER_01 18:12

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 18:13

I do the bottom of my feet. But a lot of white people, on record, not leg washers.

SPEAKER_01 18:18

What?

SPEAKER_00 18:18

Wash the top, let the soap carry it down.

SPEAKER_01 18:21

It's kind of yucky.

SPEAKER_00 18:22

I don't support it at all.

SPEAKER_01 18:24

I don't know. I sweat out of everything.

SPEAKER_00 18:26

You got some crevys down there you should be washing.

SPEAKER_01 18:28

Get behind your knees, behind your ankles.

SPEAKER_00 18:30

Behind your knees, behind your feet. What are you doing? Yeah, I mean it's crazy.

SPEAKER_01 18:35

That's gross. I know.

SPEAKER_00 18:36

It's uh white people need to white people need to wash their legs. They need to wash their legs.

SPEAKER_01 18:41

Get a loofah, wash your legs.

SPEAKER_00 18:42

Get a loofah, wash your legs. That's a perfect shower. A loofah leg.

SPEAKER_01 18:46

Yeah. Agreed. All right. Next topic.

SPEAKER_00 18:50

Body wash versus bar of soap.

SPEAKER_01 18:51

Body wash.

SPEAKER_00 18:52

You know, I've we've been body wash people the whole time we've lived here. I grew up a bar of soap person.

SPEAKER_01 18:58

Really?

SPEAKER_00 18:58

I was bar of soap growing up.

SPEAKER_01 19:00

Oh. Bar of soap on your loofah, though? Or bar of soap straight to the body.

SPEAKER_00 19:04

Straight raw dog.

SPEAKER_01 19:06

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_00 19:06

Yeah. Um and I was thinking when I wrote it down, I was like, I like body wash. But then I was like, bar of soap is so much better for the environment, though.

unknown 19:18

Is it?

SPEAKER_00 19:18

There's no plastic anything. It's just in a box.

SPEAKER_01 19:21

True.

SPEAKER_00 19:21

It's just in a cardboard recyclable box.

SPEAKER_01 19:24

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 19:25

So bar of soap is better for the environment.

SPEAKER_01 19:29

Then find a bar of soap that's good for your skin. We can rock it. But I'm gonna still put it on the loofah.

SPEAKER_00 19:34

Yeah. Uh I used to do a washcloth.

SPEAKER_01 19:37

Really?

SPEAKER_00 19:38

Yeah, which isn't very white person.

SPEAKER_01 19:40

I just feel like a washcloth. I'll do it at the gym sometimes because I don't bring a loofah to the gym.

SPEAKER_00 19:46

Um people say it's poor people's stuff.

SPEAKER_01 19:49

It just feels like it doesn't get me very clean.

SPEAKER_00 19:51

Washcloth?

SPEAKER_01 19:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 19:53

I get that.

SPEAKER_01 19:54

Like it just feels like a lot of things.

SPEAKER_00 19:55

I mean it's a makeshift loofah, basically.

SPEAKER_01 19:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 19:57

Or it's a loofah you get to wash every time, technically.

SPEAKER_01 20:00

Or that.

SPEAKER_00 20:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:02

Um maybe it's better for you though, because it won't like get moldy.

SPEAKER_00 20:06

Yeah. You can just wash it every you know, use it, throw it in a dirty wash, and new one every time.

SPEAKER_01 20:11

Maybe it's cleaner.

SPEAKER_00 20:12

Maybe it's cleaner.

SPEAKER_01 20:13

I don't know. Alright, next topic.

SPEAKER_00 20:15

Most amount of people you've showered with. She pleads the fist.

SPEAKER_01 20:21

Yeah, I do.

SPEAKER_00 20:22

Okay, couple showers.

SPEAKER_01 20:24

Couple showers are fun. Very romantic.

SPEAKER_00 20:27

Very romantic. You need I you need it five degrees hotter than you normally would, I think. You have to disperse the heat.

SPEAKER_01 20:36

Couple showers are fun though. Very romantic. Jump in the shower with your partner.

SPEAKER_00 20:41

How often should couples be showering together?

SPEAKER_01 20:43

That's a good question.

SPEAKER_00 20:45

Once a month?

SPEAKER_01 20:46

Maybe once a month.

SPEAKER_00 20:47

Umce every two months at least.

SPEAKER_01 20:49

I I feel like once every two months at least. Yeah. I was gonna say once every two weeks.

SPEAKER_00 20:55

No, that's a lot.

SPEAKER_01 20:56

That's a high frequency, though.

SPEAKER_00 20:57

That is a high frequency.

SPEAKER_01 20:58

But I'm sure there's couples that do it all the time.

SPEAKER_00 21:00

I'm sure there's couples that have never done it.

SPEAKER_01 21:02

See, but those are non-fornicators.

SPEAKER_00 21:04

And we support fornicators.

SPEAKER_01 21:06

Yeah, so jump in the shower together. Surprise each other. It's fun. Surprise! Wash each other's back.

SPEAKER_00 21:11

Oh love when you're very loving. I love getting my back. Very caring. I'm like, oh, I could never do this.

SPEAKER_01 21:16

Yeah. My back's never that clean.

SPEAKER_00 21:19

The cleanest my back's ever been.

SPEAKER_01 21:21

It's the best. Agreed. Next topic.

SPEAKER_00 21:24

Shower heads in general.

SPEAKER_01 21:26

Um, yeah, they all need higher pressure.

SPEAKER_00 21:28

The one we had in Seattle.

SPEAKER_01 21:30

Best shower ever.

SPEAKER_00 21:31

We literally just kept it on the jet the entire time. It was so good.

SPEAKER_01 21:35

I loved it. It was I want that shower head.

SPEAKER_00 21:38

I know. It was so good.

SPEAKER_01 21:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 21:41

It literally was like piercing, and I'm like, yes.

SPEAKER_01 21:43

My hair was the cleanest it had ever been. It was like incredible.

SPEAKER_00 21:47

It was like um a water pick.

SPEAKER_01 21:50

Yes, it was like a water pick for your whole body. It was a water pick for your whole body. It was so nice.

SPEAKER_00 21:53

It was perfect.

SPEAKER_01 21:54

I just want more high, high, high, high pressure shower heads.

SPEAKER_00 21:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 21:59

I don't want anything soft. I don't want rain. I want a jet stream. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 22:04

Water pit.

SPEAKER_01 22:04

Yeah, it's so nice.

SPEAKER_00 22:05

Water pick style.

SPEAKER_01 22:06

Agreed.

SPEAKER_00 22:06

Agreed.

SPEAKER_01 22:07

Next topic.

SPEAKER_00 22:08

Best shower you've ever had. Seattle. I think that might be. I was trying to think of like a cool one where we had a view, maybe, from the bathroom or anything, but I couldn't think of anything like that. That wasn't a shower out there.

SPEAKER_01 22:21

Oh, it was just the like sauna thing.

SPEAKER_00 22:23

Yeah, it was the old scent.

SPEAKER_01 22:26

What about Abiza? That was a nice shower.

SPEAKER_00 22:31

There was no view still. It was just in the bathroom.

SPEAKER_01 22:34

I feel like there was a view.

SPEAKER_00 22:35

No. We've never had a shower view. But we will.

SPEAKER_01 22:39

We will in Brazil. Woo! Here we go. That'll probably be our best shower. But shower quality, I don't think, will be very good.

SPEAKER_00 22:46

Seattle is the best shower quality we've ever had. And I will stand on that. Yeah. I I love that shower head.

SPEAKER_01 22:52

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 22:52

And the bathroom had a skylight.

SPEAKER_01 22:54

It was perfect. It was it was so great doing makeup in there. Like the natural light was incredible.

SPEAKER_00 22:59

Yeah, it was really nice.

SPEAKER_01 23:00

Yeah. Let's go back. Let's move there. I want to buy that.

SPEAKER_00 23:03

I would do that.

SPEAKER_01 23:04

Yeah, I think I could have that exact one.

SPEAKER_00 23:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:07

It was really nice. Exactly. Yeah. Agreed. Hit me. All right. Last topic.

SPEAKER_00 23:12

To finish the episode, we're going to finish it like a shower. What is your opinion on a cold shower finish?

SPEAKER_01 23:18

I love it. I don't do it very often. I had a phase in college where I did it like for a month and a half straight every time. Very intense. You get used to it in a way.

SPEAKER_00 23:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:30

And I do feel like it made my skin glow.

SPEAKER_00 23:32

I mean, it's good for your blood circulation, so yeah, I'm sure like it brought it all to the surface or whatever. What about so fucking hard to commit to? Yeah. It hurts. Or I just forget. I forget often. Like I'm just like if I were I never think to do it. I never, and when I do it, I'm like, oh, that was nice, refreshing, hard. Sometimes I'll just do it cold to the floor, put it in my hand, splash up. That's not just direct jet. Because I can't commit as well. Because I'm a coward.

SPEAKER_01 24:01

I see. Yeah. You gotta commit harder.

SPEAKER_00 24:03

Well, sometimes I commit harder. But um I like it, I don't love it.

SPEAKER_01 24:09

Yeah, I think that's the general consensus. It's hard to do.

SPEAKER_00 24:13

Yeah. Some people are diehards though. I mean, especially with like the cold plunge community, really.

SPEAKER_01 24:17

Oh, cold plungers are crazy though.

SPEAKER_00 24:19

Do you think it helps you start your day?

SPEAKER_01 24:22

I don't know what it no.

SPEAKER_00 24:24

No. Like it doesn't matter. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 24:27

It probably gets you like um.

SPEAKER_00 24:28

I think it gives me a 30-minute adrenaline bump, but besides that, I'm normal for the rest of the day. I'm not like, oh, today's today's the best day ever. Today's different.

SPEAKER_01 24:38

That changed my life.

SPEAKER_00 24:39

Yeah. Oh, I'm a different guy.

SPEAKER_01 24:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 24:41

So, yeah. Well, that's the episode.

SPEAKER_01 24:44

Kind of a soft landing.

SPEAKER_00 24:47

Did you want something harder?

SPEAKER_01 24:49

Maybe because it was cold plunge. Smack him in the face with it. All right, that's the episode. That's Demon Baby. That's a shower episode.

SPEAKER_00 24:58

Thanks for listening. Go like, comment, subscribe. Bye.