Ep-73: Sunburns, Shotguns & Memorial Day Delusion 🇺🇸

Welcome back, Demon Babies! This week your hosts are diving into everything Memorial Day weekend. Pool parties, bad decisions in the sun, beach traffic, barbecue politics, and the very specific chaos of trying to “have a relaxing weekend” with everyone else in America at the exact same time. From lake trips to rooftop parties to questionable drunk food choices, we’re breaking down what actually makes Memorial Day weekend feel like the unofficial start of summer. And yes… all in 20 topics in 20 minutes.

Memorial Day weekend has layers. There’s sunscreen delusion, grill-master ego, people pretending they enjoy camping, and at least one person trying to shotgun a beer before noon. We get into party strategy, cookout foods, summer outfits, vacation expectations, and the emotional damage of sitting in holiday traffic for three straight hours.

Expect hot takes, summer chaos, party stories, food debates, and a full breakdown of why Memorial Day weekend feels both incredibly fun and deeply exhausting.

We check in, then get straight into the food.

Listen for:
🇺🇸 Memorial Day weekend survival tactics
🇺🇸 Best and worst cookout foods
🇺🇸 Pool party and beach day chaos
🇺🇸 Summer kickoff traditions and bad decisions
🇺🇸 The fastest, funniest, most chaotic 20 minutes of your week

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Live from a studio in Hollywood. I am Demon of Hollywood. This is Blonde Baby, and this is the podcast known as Demon Baby Podcast.

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You hate my uh on air voice. It's so funny. On air!

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No, I don't.

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Live from Hollywood!

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Boom!

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This is Demon Baby! That's the show. That's my version.

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That's yours?

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That's my that's my opening.

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I like it. You need like a drum roll.

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Yeah, I need like one of those live bags. Man, you just jumped straight into the soundtrack today. We didn't even say what our topic was.

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Oh, it's a memorial day episode. You can't really do a I can't be like my memorial mamacita over here.

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No, I'm not in mourning.

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No.

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No.

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No.

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Now what is it for? Alright, we'll get there.

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We'll get there.

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Alright. How are you?

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I'm good. I got off work. I called my mother.

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How was that?

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I got a deep memory unlocked.

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Oh, fine. Yeah.

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And I held off on telling. I almost called you and told you.

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I'm glad you waited.

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And then I was like, save it for the pot.

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Save it. Alright. Tell me.

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I, you know how my mom used to work, uh, waitressing, Ribranch, and other places.

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Yeah.

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I would, when I was like six, six, seven.

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Ah, six, seven.

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I would bust tables.

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What?

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Yeah.

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No way. Yeah. You bust tables when you were like six, seven?

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Six, seven-ish.

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Really?

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We clocked it back. I was about six seven.

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I did not know that.

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Chanel was about, my older sister was about 13. She was taking orders and stuff.

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So you guys basically ran 600 family restaurants.

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We're the Bobsburgers.

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Without owning it.

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I was busting tables at like 6'7.

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That's crazy. I know.

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I barely, barely, barely have any memory of it.

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I knew Bob's Burgers was actually based on you guys. Yeah.

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We're the bird. We're the belchers.

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You are the belchers. And I knew it.

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I don't know their city.

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Doesn't matter.

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The wharf. Yeah. Uh, how are you?

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I'm good.

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You're upset.

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I've been battling flies all day. I hate it. The Joey bought me these beautiful peonies and they they came with fly eggs or something.

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Yeah.

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Because ever since I threw them out.

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Yeah.

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We're gonna be on the lookout for this. These flies during this whole episode.

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Yeah, but it drove me out of my mind today. Yeah, it did. But that's okay. I think I killed them all. I got the flowers out, so I got everything out!

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We have a three-day weekend coming because it is Memorial Day. And that's what this episode is about. So let's get into it.

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First topic!

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What is Memorial Day?

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I actually don't know. Wait, let me think about it. Memorial Day is in honor of all the service members that have died.

SPEAKER_00 2:47

You nailed it. Dead veterans. Dead veterans that died in combat. I don't know. I have not I did not clarify if it was in combat.

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I think it's if you because Labor Days for No, that's Veterans Day.

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Yeah, Veterans Days for all veterans.

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Now what's the difference between Memorial Day and Labor Day?

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Now, Labor Day is not the topic of this episode, so I have no idea what you still you asked the question and didn't get the answer. No, Labor Day is like a day off of work for everybody. Everybody. Yeah.

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Okay.

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I think a day off labor.

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Maybe.

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I think.

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Could be wrong.

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A break from labor.

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Maybe.

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Maybe. Memorial Day is for dead veterans.

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Yep.

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Yep.

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Nice.

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I don't think they have to have died in combat though.

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I have no idea.

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I don't think so.

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No idea.

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Well, there's complications from combat. Oh, shout out to the veterans.

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Shout out.

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Thanks for keeping us safe.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. The troops. The troops. The troops. Uh, do you know how hit me?

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Next topic.

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Do you know how Memorial Day started?

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No.

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It was decoration day originally. And that's when you'd go to the cemetery. Cemetery.

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Put out all the flags.

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Decorate the tombstones.

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I did that for my grandpa. Mm-hmm. My mom would always get really mad because You didn't care. Well, no, he's he's such a dick. He's buried in like a military uh cemetery.

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Uh-huh.

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But like not everyone in there served. It's complicated. It doesn't matter. Did he serve technically? Yes, he was a general.

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Okay.

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So yeah. Okay. Like a three three-star whatever. It was very high up. Um, I don't know, he died. Who knows?

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Dead.

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But my mom was like, no. Maybe I have to hang out with my family this weekend. It's a whole thing. So they wouldn't decorate his grave.

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Why?

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I don't know, they forget. Like every year, my mom would go and throw a fit.

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Must be some missing paperwork.

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Yeah.

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So yeah, it used to be decoration day, and then the government was like, make it Memorial Day.

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Nice.

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I don't think they like the name decoration day.

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Decoration Day is not serving. I mean, I kind of like it. I kind of like it. I kind of like it. I feel like it's more fun.

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Yeah.

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I might go and decorate if I knew it was decoration day.

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Yeah.

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But it's not. It's Memorial Day.

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So hit me.

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Next topic.

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Approved events for Memorial Day weekend.

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Approved events are beach.

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Beach. Pool. Pool.

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Rooftop.

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Rooftop. Nice.

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Party. These are all parties, by the way.

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And if you can combine them.

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Grills. Amazing. Outdoor grills. Grill. Pool. Barbecue. Barbecue.

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Yeah. Yeah. Americana bikini. It's the start of summer, bikinis.

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It is the kickoff of summer.

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Uh-huh.

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I love it. It's very fun.

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I think that's the only event. You can.

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No, I don't. I think it's day when no.

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You can brunch on Memorial Day.

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You can, but it needs to be more American. Like it needs to be a little more hearty than like a girly brunch.

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Well, if girls are doing it, it's fine.

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No, it's fine, but I mean it needs to be more like burgers and hot dogs.

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I agree. Beers and I'm saying if we're it's brunch is the last thing that's an acceptable event, I feel like. Yeah, it's I guess going to the grave and decadent. It's a 100% crazy. I guess you could do that as well. You can do that. That's probably an allowance. But if we're talking about general, you go on a boat.

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Boats allow.

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Boat lake.

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Lake. Lake.

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Not everyone.

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Lake party.

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Lake party's probably.

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Never done a lake party. I've seen people where they tie all their boats together and they make big boat parties.

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It gives swinger.

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I think it is a swinger.

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Right. It is a swinger.

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I think it is. We're not sure. Haven't seen it. Haven't seen it. I've heard rumors.

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I've heard I've heard stuff.

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Heard a lot of stuff.

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I've never been. I've heard stuff.

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But I've heard stuff.

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Yeah.

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So yeah, I think those are all acceptable events.

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I think those are all acceptable.

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It's also very drunk.

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It's very drunk. It's a very American to be very drunk outdoors. It's very American to be drunk outdoors.

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Yeah.

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God bless America.

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It's which is funny because it's not really legal to be drunk outdoors.

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Some places it is.

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Not many.

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Not here.

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Not here.

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Mm-mm.

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Next topic.

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Yes. On topic with this, Memorial Day drinks.

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Beers.

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Beers.

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I always love an outdoor margarita, but not Memorial Day. It's an American holiday.

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Whoa! Some shout out to our sisters from the South. All the margarita sweet.

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I feel like it's beers and um tequila. I love it. I love it. I'm saying it's an American holiday. We drink like beer. Beer and um like domestic beer. Like white claws and stuff.

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I'm gonna say jello shots.

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Jell O shots are huge. American flag jello shots.

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American flag jello shots.

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Because this is like the this is the pregame to 4th of July.

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It is. It's just it well it's underrated. It's underrated 4th of July.

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Might be more fun than 4th of July.

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Maybe, maybe. We'll get there.

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Alright. Next topic. Sure.

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Uh barbecue approved foods. The maids. The mains. Burgers. Hot dogs burgers. Ribs.

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Corn.

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That's side.

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But it's on the barbecue.

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Okay. It's on the barbecue.

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I like it barbecue.

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Okay, we'll go we'll go things on the barbecue.

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Things on the barbecue.

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Shrimp? Is that allowed? No. Too exotic.

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Too weird.

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Too exotic.

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Yeah.

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I mean, we love shrimp.

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I love shrimp.

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I love shrimp on the barbie. It's not Australian Day. It's Memorial Day. It's Memorial Day. God bless America. Yeah. Salmon? No. No. No. Too foreign. Too foreign. God bless America. God bless America. Swish. Swish. What else could be on the barbecue?

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Brisket.

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Brisket? God bless America. Yeah, that's a good one.

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Yeah.

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Pulk pork. Yeah. But that's not really done on the grill, but God bless America with pulled pork for sure. Tacos? God bless America.

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No, but that's like something you make after with all of your stuff.

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Steak? Like carnitas. Yeah, like steak.

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Yeah, but I'm also just saying steak.

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Steak, you're in a different tax bracket, probably. If you're doing a party full of steaks. Fancy party. Fancy party. God bless America. God bless America. Okay.

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Alright, next topic.

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Side dishes. Best barbecue side dishes.

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Corn, cornbread, coleslaw.

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Corn bread heat.

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A really, really white person, store-bought, uh, carrot, celery, broccoli ranch.

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Like a oh, like the veggie platter. Veggie platter. Veggie platter. I'm I think I have the answer for the best one.

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I wasn't naming the best one. I was just naming them.

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Okay, you weren't just naming them.

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Bam, bam, bam.

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Uh, pasta salad's great. That's not my number. Pasta salad. Potato salad. Yep. Underrated. Has to be heavy mayo. I want it strong.

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I want it creamy.

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Creamy.

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Yep. I agree.

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Uh potato salad's so good.

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Watermelon.

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Watermelon's a good one.

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Yeah. Watermelon on a hot Memorial Day pool party.

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I think the best answer is deviled egg.

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Now that's leaning brunch.

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But I like it. I've never had a deviled egg at brunch.

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I have.

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You do weird.

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At your grandma's house.

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Don't trust that bitch. Next topic. Beach, yay or nay? Truly.

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Truly, yeah.

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Truly break it down.

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Yay.

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Worth the crowd.

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Yeah.

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I think so.

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It's fun.

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We don't really do it, but I think it's fun. I think if you someone propose it to me, I'd be like, yeah, let's do it.

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I think you gotta have a big group, though.

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You gotta have a big group. You gotta have big groups. If it's just like a couple, solo, you're fucking nuts.

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You're nuts. You're crazy for that.

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Yeah, you're crazy for that.

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No, I kind of like solo. Solo's okay. Solo dope. Small group's just weird because then you're just getting shown up by the big groups.

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Then then I'm not sure.

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But solo, you can get absorbed by a nearby group. You know, you can true. You can actually solo's not crazy, but like just a couple, like it's just you and me going. It's a little weird. You're surrounded by big groups of parties. You look like a loser.

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Three people, you look like a thruple. Yeah, it's weird.

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Pass. Big group though? How many? Volleyball? Minimum.

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How many?

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Minimum six or seven. Six, seven. Again. God bless America. God bless America.

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I agree. Next topic. Yes. Our weekend plans.

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I have no idea. They're up in the air right now.

SPEAKER_00 11:08

So you were invited to your family boat.

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Yeah.

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We'll see if you go. I don't know if I'll go because I get seasick.

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Yeah, and I want to hang out with you. So.

SPEAKER_00 11:19

And we have a pool party that day.

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Yeah.

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On a rooftop, which checks both of your boxes.

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That checked so many boxes.

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Two boxes.

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Like, I'm sorry, I can't come. I have a plan.

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If I if I check the invite, I'm pretty sure there's gonna be barbecue there.

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Looks like I'm busy, family. I'm not driving.

SPEAKER_00 11:37

Well, thank you. I hate driving on the weekends.

SPEAKER_01 11:41

Yeah. Um, and you're getting a tattoo.

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And I'm getting a tattoo, which is a terrible decision to do on Memorial Day weekend. On Memorial Day weekend.

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But it's gonna look sick as fuck, so who cares?

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I know. So are we gonna get like pool body ready for the rest of this week?

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Yeah.

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Keep that in mind though, so we don't like go crazy, sweet treat, crazy. Yeah. We have to be like pool.

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Disciplined.

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Pool. Skinny. Skinny.

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Summer is here.

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Yes. Summer is officially here.

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Here. Here. Alright, next topic.

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Here. Queer. No. God bless her. God bless her.

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Next topic.

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Rate the days of a three-day weekend.

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So like Friday out of ten.

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On a three-day weekend. But it's not Friday off, it's Monday off. Memorial Day start.

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Friday night.

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Friday night. People are buzzing.

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Yeah, you're outside.

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The buzz is real in the community.

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See, I don't know. I feel like I never do a good three-day weekend quite right.

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I agree, but let's just go through.

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So I'm trying to think how I would do it. So everyone goes out and goes really hard on Friday.

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Always.

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Saturday ends up being like a hungover recovery day.

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Kind of day drink a little.

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You day drink at the pool to recover, but I don't think it's your full party. I don't think you end up Saturday night. I think it's chill. You don't go out. Okay. Sunday, you day rage.

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Day rage.

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You day rage. I agree.

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Crash around seven.

SPEAKER_01 13:02

Yeah. Maybe go out again on Sunday night. I I but I don't really I don't think you should. I don't think you should. I can't handle that.

SPEAKER_00 13:10

Ideally, day rage heavy.

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Day rage heavy and then pass out and then Monday, second recovery day.

SPEAKER_00 13:16

Yeah, just another recovery day. Because you can't be hung over. You don't want to be too hung over Tuesday.

SPEAKER_01 13:21

Oh my god, if you're hung over at work on Tuesday, diabolical. Yeah.

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So I agree. But let's rate the days out of ten. Friday.

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Eight.

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Saturday.

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Four.

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Sunday.

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Ten.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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Monday.

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Negative two.

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Negative two.

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You're exhausted on Monday.

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That's crazy. Hit me with it.

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Okay. Friday.

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9.5.

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Saturday.

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8.2.

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Sunday.

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7.7.

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Whoa. Monday?

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9.5.

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We have very different opinions on that.

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Should we even be together? No. God bless Mark. God bless me.

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Swish.

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Hit me.

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Next topic.

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Tuesday hangovers.

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Tuesday hangovers are insane.

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Embarrassing.

SPEAKER_01 14:11

That's so embarrassing.

SPEAKER_00 14:12

So embarrassing. Because everyone knows.

SPEAKER_01 14:13

Everyone knows.

SPEAKER_00 14:15

You can't hide anything. It's so embarrassing.

SPEAKER_01 14:18

It's like when you went to Coachella and you spent the week at work being like, I'm going to Coachella this weekend. I'm going to Coachella. And you show up on Monday still with dirt all over, and then everyone's like, how was your weekend? You're like, fuck. But in this case, it's Memorial Day. So not everyone goes crazy. So now there's like That's the thing.

SPEAKER_00 14:34

You overdid on an underdo.

SPEAKER_01 14:37

Yeah, you overdid on an underdo.

SPEAKER_00 14:39

You overperformed on an easy task.

SPEAKER_01 14:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 14:41

You took too long. Yeah. You parted too long.

SPEAKER_01 14:43

You asked for extra credit when you didn't need it.

SPEAKER_00 14:45

Yeah. And now it's a pass fail class, and we're fine.

SPEAKER_01 14:48

And now you're failing on Tuesday because you didn't make it in with a clear head.

SPEAKER_00 14:52

Oh god, yeah. Oh embarrassing. Tuesday is terrible. It's so embarrassing.

SPEAKER_01 14:56

It's literally the worst. Because everyone's kind of snickering.

SPEAKER_00 15:00

They all know.

SPEAKER_01 15:01

They all know.

SPEAKER_00 15:01

Oh, you're tired today? That's weird. That's weird. That's weird.

SPEAKER_01 15:04

You sick?

SPEAKER_00 15:04

That's weird.

SPEAKER_01 15:05

What'd you do this weekend?

SPEAKER_00 15:06

Huh. Huh. That's weird. Because you had yesterday off. You think you'd be more well rested?

SPEAKER_01 15:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 15:12

That's weird.

SPEAKER_01 15:13

Yeah, Tuesday hangover is diabolical. Next topic.

SPEAKER_00 15:17

Uh, who can get the dr who gets the drunkest at the family barbecue and who should get the drunkest at the family barbecue?

SPEAKER_01 15:23

I get the drunkest at the family barbecue, and I should get the drunkest at the family barbecue.

SPEAKER_00 15:28

I might agree with you at this. Because I my answer would be the sisters get the drunkest at the family barbecue.

SPEAKER_01 15:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 15:35

And the youngest should get the drunk should get the drunkest at the family. And that is checking both your boxes.

SPEAKER_01 15:41

That is me.

SPEAKER_00 15:41

Young sister.

SPEAKER_01 15:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 15:43

She's just a young sister.

SPEAKER_01 15:44

Just baby sis.

SPEAKER_00 15:45

Baby sis.

SPEAKER_01 15:45

Yeah, baby sis gets to get white girl wasted.

SPEAKER_00 15:48

Yeah. Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:50

I can't wait for Johnny to start taking that. Um baby sis card. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 15:55

Yeah. He needs to step up into his babysitter. Yeah, he definitely needs to be a become my baby sister soon.

SPEAKER_01 16:02

Well, your baby sister definitely takes that torch sometimes.

SPEAKER_00 16:05

Oh, she definitely drunkest.

SPEAKER_01 16:06

She handles it.

SPEAKER_00 16:07

She's been drunkest at the family.

SPEAKER_01 16:08

It's awesome. I love it. It's so funny.

SPEAKER_00 16:10

She goes to sleep though. She goes, I gotta go sleep.

SPEAKER_01 16:13

Yeah, see, I don't. I go, I'm gonna stay up all night.

SPEAKER_00 16:16

Alright, I'm calling my friends. I'm gonna go hang out with them.

SPEAKER_01 16:18

Alright, I gotta leave.

SPEAKER_00 16:19

I'm gonna blow this party.

SPEAKER_01 16:20

I'm gonna blow this pop school stand. I'm out of here. Next topic. Outfits. Kinis.

SPEAKER_00 16:26

Memorial day outfits. Daisy Dukes?

SPEAKER_01 16:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 16:30

What about men's outfits? What about like dad outfits?

SPEAKER_01 16:33

See, dads always blow out.

SPEAKER_00 16:34

Dad grilling outfit. They're in a big white sneaker.

SPEAKER_01 16:38

White tank top and board shorts is what they always go with. And they usually have too much of a beer belly, and it's like the tank top's supposed to be loose, but it's tight on them. That's how I imagine most dads are.

SPEAKER_00 16:49

I don't think most dads are doing a tank top.

SPEAKER_01 16:51

What are dads wearing?

SPEAKER_00 16:53

I think dads wear t-shirts.

SPEAKER_01 16:54

I think dads wear Hawaiian shirts, actually. Dads. My dad would wear a Hawaiian shirt.

SPEAKER_00 16:59

Your dad would do a Hawaiian shirt.

SPEAKER_01 17:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 17:01

My dad would do a t-shirt, but I think most dads would probably I've definitely seen your dad in like a white tank top. If my dad doesn't own a white tank top.

SPEAKER_01 17:08

I would be willing to.

SPEAKER_00 17:10

I mean, he probably has like a corona tank white tank top, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 17:14

I think I know what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_01 17:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 17:16

I think they know the exact outfit you're talking about. Swim trunks is a big one for dads.

SPEAKER_01 17:20

Yeah, they gotta be in trunks.

SPEAKER_00 17:21

Yeah. Trunks?

SPEAKER_01 17:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 17:23

Somehow they're always wet. Never see them in the pool.

SPEAKER_01 17:26

They've been getting splashed by their kids all day.

SPEAKER_00 17:29

Never they never went in the pool.

SPEAKER_01 17:31

No. Soaking with they're getting battered by water balloons. All beer. Yeah. All beer.

SPEAKER_00 17:37

Uh yeah. Yeah. Bikinis and dad outfits.

SPEAKER_01 17:41

You want to wear a dad outfit. What's your dad outfit?

SPEAKER_00 17:44

I don't have a dad outfit. I'm not a dad.

SPEAKER_01 17:47

True. Yet. Next topic.

SPEAKER_00 17:52

Um is Memorial Day actually one of the most underrated holidays?

SPEAKER_01 17:58

100%.

SPEAKER_00 17:59

I'm getting I'm talking about it. I'm getting excited for it. And I go, I go, you know why it's such a good holiday? Low pressure.

SPEAKER_01 18:06

Yeah, there's no expectations. You don't have to be a knockout.

SPEAKER_00 18:09

I don't have to be at Nobu Malibu like 4th of July.

SPEAKER_01 18:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 18:12

It's pre-game 4th of July, like you said earlier.

SPEAKER_01 18:15

Yeah, it's a pre-game.

SPEAKER_00 18:16

It's just, but that means you get to just do whatever you want.

SPEAKER_01 18:20

Yeah. You can be extra silly with it, extra fun. Doing anything is almost a flex.

SPEAKER_00 18:25

Yes. Because if you do nothing for Memorial Day, nobody cares. Nobody's like, oh, you didn't. Oh, that's weird.

SPEAKER_01 18:31

You didn't do anything. Oh. Alright. And then they move on.

SPEAKER_00 18:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:34

But then you like shove up and you're like, I was on a boat.

SPEAKER_00 18:36

Because if you're on force. And then they're like, you're on a boat. Oh, that's like a good memorial day. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 18:41

No. Even if you're like, oh, I just went to the pool.

SPEAKER_01 18:43

They're like, hell yeah, you got outside. Nice.

SPEAKER_00 18:46

Memorial day.

SPEAKER_01 18:47

That's awesome.

SPEAKER_00 18:47

Yeah. Outdoor drinking. America. God bless America.

SPEAKER_01 18:50

God bless America. Last. Last topic.

SPEAKER_00 18:53

What are you looking forward to the most? This Memorial Day.

SPEAKER_01 18:58

Um, maybe kickstarting my first tan.

SPEAKER_00 19:01

Whoa. I've been very pressed.

SPEAKER_01 19:06

Yep. I have been feeling a lot of pressure to get a tan by your sisters and social media.

SPEAKER_00 19:12

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 19:13

She's been seeing a lot of tan talk.

SPEAKER_00 19:15

Tan talks good, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:16

I'm feeling like uh pale talk.

SPEAKER_00 19:19

You do look pale.

SPEAKER_01 19:20

I look really white.

SPEAKER_00 19:21

You look really white like.

SPEAKER_01 19:22

Like I look blue.

SPEAKER_00 19:24

You look blue.

SPEAKER_01 19:25

Yeah, so I need to get it. You need some sun, yeah. I almost went and got a spray tan.

SPEAKER_00 19:30

You look blue right now.

SPEAKER_01 19:31

Yeah, I might go get a spray tan. Why are you so white? I don't know. It's like almost embarrassing, honestly. So yeah, I wanna get tan this weekend. One way or another, fake or real.

SPEAKER_00 19:41

I'm gonna You're gonna get some sort of color on your skin.

SPEAKER_01 19:44

I need it. I fear if you're I'm blue.

SPEAKER_00 19:47

I fear you're blue. Your tattoos almost look blue.

SPEAKER_01 19:50

They look, it's yeah, I noticed at the gym. I was like, oh, I look sickly.

SPEAKER_00 19:54

Wow.

SPEAKER_01 19:55

So yeah, that's what I'm excited for. What are you excited for this Memorial Day weekend?

SPEAKER_00 19:59

Beer.

SPEAKER_01 20:00

Beer.

SPEAKER_00 20:01

Funny answer. Real answer, tattoo.

SPEAKER_01 20:04

Yeah. Yeah. That's good.

SPEAKER_00 20:05

And a possible pool party where I can show off my new tattoo.

SPEAKER_01 20:08

Yeah, but yeah.

SPEAKER_00 20:09

I can't go in the pool. We all know that. We all know that. No, no, no, no, no. If I can debut a new tattoo, yeah, you look sick. I'll look funny. It'll look awesome. Epic.

SPEAKER_01 20:17

Yeah, that'll be.

SPEAKER_00 20:18

So that would be a cool confidence boost to a new tattoo.

SPEAKER_01 20:21

Yeah, agreed. Nice. All right. Well, that's the Memorial Day episode. Get outside.

SPEAKER_00 20:27

Drink.

SPEAKER_01 20:27

Drink.

SPEAKER_00 20:28

God.

SPEAKER_01 20:29

Bless America.

SPEAKER_00 20:30

Thank you. Thank you very much. Oh, shout out to the troops.

SPEAKER_01 20:33

Shout out to the troops.

SPEAKER_00 20:34

For letting us drink outside.

SPEAKER_01 20:35

Thanks for giving us another weekend to party.

SPEAKER_00 20:37

Yep, we need it.

SPEAKER_01 20:38

That's Demon Baby. Bye.