Ep 46: Touchdowns, Tailgates, and Everything Football

Hotdogs, table slams, eagles fans, and the best players. Joey and Emma are breaking down everything football from the sport to the culture. So grab your Jersey and your favorite stadium snack and get ready for the best 20 topics on football you’ve ever heard. 

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Welcome to another episode of the Demon Babie podcast. I'm Demon of Hollywood and I'm sitting here with the tailgate tease herself, Blond Babie. And today it's going to be a football episode. Football, football, football. Sunday. Wait, what day is we come out? Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. Doesn't come out on Sunday. Tuesday. No. What day is it? Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday night. Lights blowing it. Today's the football episode. Sit back, relax, and listen. And, uh, go birds! First topic. Why? Pause. Oh, okay. How's your day? Daily update. Oh, daily update. Good. I didn't have any drama with the construction workers. Okay. So that was good. They've been quiet lately. They're keeping to themselves. Maybe they heard the podcast. Maybe they heard I was gossiping about them. Yeah. So my day was pretty good. Just ran around town all day. Glad to be home now. How's your day? My day was good. Yeah. And it was skateboard and I'm doing a skate challenge. What's your skate challenge? Every day for 30 days. Every day. What? Skateboarding. What, what do you have to do? For 30 days. Skateboard. Well, every day. Yeah. One flip, one slide, one grind. Nice. Yeah. Should be the skateboard. How'd it go today? Good. Mellow. Easy. Well, I was very dehydrated. So besides that. You, I feel like you're usually dehydrated. Like that's your, as you run dry. You should drink more water. Mmm. I'll think about it. Like take a note. Mmm. Maybe. Okay. Hit me. All right. Now, first topic. Tailgates. Tailgates are so much fun. So you're yay, not nay. I'm huge yay. I love tailgates. I think they're awesome. What do you think of tailgates? I love tailgating. Tailgating's probably 50 percent of the game for me. I was going to say 70. Well, you're an alcoholic, so, you know, we've got to play by your rules. I only know so many rules of the game, but I also went to USC and I miss tailgating at USC. You can still do that. It's a little, It's a little different. It's a little different. When I live there, we just walked around, got drunk, got drunk. I mean, why are we supposed to not get drunk? Well, when you're in college, you're going to get shit faced and USC is a great school to tailgate at. That's true. It was so much fun. I miss it. That's like one thing I really miss about being in college. Do you know what team is best at tailgating? Probably Alabama. Ooh. College wise? Probably. Roll Tide. Those kids probably go nuts. Yeah. They probably go pretty crazy. I imagine. But you want to go professional? Probably the birds. No. Oh, did you look this up? Oh, I have notes. Yeah. All right. Tell me who's the best professional football tailgate. The Buffalo Bills, the Bills mafia, the Buffalo Bills mafia. The Bills have a mafia? Yeah. I didn't know that. New York. News to me. Buffalo, New York. Are they upstate? Yeah. In Buffalo. Believe it or not. Believe it or not. Believe it or not. Believe it. Their go to move. Do you know this? No. Table smashing. Like, like how do I do it? Like you're jumping off the back of a van, shoulder. Like a wrestling move. Yeah. Folding table. Yeah. Fun. I know. I think it's on my bucket list. No, I don't think you should do that. Why? I feel like you would hurt yourself. Fuck you. You've broken your head before. I don't. Break it again if I want to. Knock on wood. That's crazy. How dare you say I can't break a Buffalo Bills table? I didn't say you can't. I said you shouldn't. No, you said don't. Don't. It's not hot. I'm going to break this table. I'm not doing it for you. Who are we doing it for then? It's not me. Me. Something. Sometimes I have to look out for myself. That's not looking out for you. Sometimes they'd light the tables on fire. That's pretty fun too. Do they like light a lot of shit on fire? I'm not sure how much shit gets lit on fire, but I know tables sometimes get lit on fire. Fun. You can do that. It's better than doing a mustard and ketchup shower. Where they just cover you in mustard and ketchup. What the? Who does that? That's in the Bill's camp still. That's gross. That's what I'm not signing up for. I'll break a table. I'll bring a table and break the table. All right. Next topic. No. Oh. No. Calm down. We got more. We got the Cleveland Browns. They call themselves the Dog Pound. All right, fine. Next team. Next team. Dog pound. The fans wear full dog costumes and bark all game. Really? That's what it says. What dog do they dress up as? A brown dog, I imagine. I don't know if it gets specific on the breed. So I don't know what kind of puppy play they're into. Yeah. What kind of furries are showing up to this? Can you be any kind of furry? All I'm learning is the Cleveland Browns is a furry community. I never didn't really know Cleveland had a team. And they're called the Browns. Not really a good name. No. Yeah. Uh, then there's a Green Bay Packers, Cheesehead, that's about it. Uh, the Raiders, do you know what their group's called? What? Black Hole. And they all dress mad. Wait, I thought we were talking about tailgating. Now you're just talking about team names. No, this isn't the team names. This is the fan name. Fan names. Like the Buffalo Bills Mafia. Got it. Cleveland Browns, Dog Pound, Cheese Heads, The Raiders, Black Hole. That's a good name. Black Hole, yeah. Black out at the Black Hole. Mmm. I bet there's a lot of blacking out. I bet there's a lot of Modellos happening too. It's Modello time with them, for sure. It's Modello time. The Raiders, it's always Modello time. Yeah. Mm hmm. And they do, you know, all the spikes and like Mad Max stuff. It's very BDSM y. I like it. They're kinky. Mm hmm. The Kansas City Chiefs, they just call it Barbecue Wars and that's just as They call themselves as fans, the Barbecue Wars. They just say they do Barbecue Wars at the Kansas City Chiefs. At their tailgates, they do Barbecue Wars. Yeah, that's They don't call themselves anything. Like you're not breaking any tables. All your tables are intact. Yeah, they're like really lame fans. Look at the team. They're not like exciting. They're gonna just be like, oh, we barbecue. Okay. And then there's Ole Miss, the Grove, the college team. Uh, they do bougie, southern tailgate. So they do like chandeliers, fine china, bartenders and tents. I kind of respect that. Oh yeah, that's very, you're bougie. Lifestyle, whatever, LSU, they do Cajun, Gumbalaya, Gumbo, Crawfish, Boils. That's so Southern. That's so Southern. That's so Southern. Crawfish, Boils. I've never had Crawfish. Uh. Have you? I don't know. Crawfish? I've had Crawfish once. Where you like suck the heads out? Yeah. When? Not with you. All right. I don't believe you. Eagles fans, climbing poles, flipping cars. That's more celebration after. That's more aftermath. Yeah, that's aftermath. That's more aftermath. I thought we were talking about tailgates. They say Jet fans fight in the parking lot and do beer showers, which I like that it's like almost predetermined, like Jet fans, they're going to fight in the parking lot. Wait, that's fun. And then the last one is Cowboys fans, giant luxury tailgates with RVs that look like mini nightclubs. I don't know if I like that. I don't think that's even true. That's like swinger vibe feeling. They probably are. It's a little P Diddy, a little baby oil. We call these the baby oil. Tell me I'm wrong. What do they have in those RVs? I like a shot ski at a tailgate though. A shot ski at a tailgate is so fun. It makes the most sense at a tailgate. Yeah. Or snow lounge, obviously a snow lounge, but at a tailgate because it's a group community thing. I like when we bring a table, not we as if we're the ones setting up the tailgate. When people bring a table and have like beer pong set up and games, you know, people really need to start playing baseball at tailgates. Yeah, we really need to play baseball at football tailgates. That's a fun one. Cause it's a team sport and it's baseball is a drinking beer racing game that not many people know about, but should know about cause it is so much fun and everyone gets fucked up. We should really be on the board, the ambassador board for baseball. I am. I am telling everyone, if you don't know how to play baseball, And I don't mean the actual sport. I mean the drinking game. What an ambassador. Now everyone knows. Thank you. Okay. Next topic. NFL versus college. I like to go to a college game. I like to watch NFL on TV. Okay. I think that's a pretty fair take. Yeah. I would agree with that take in general. I think college games are sillier in spirit, which is why they're more fun to go to. People, including the players, take professional really seriously. Well, it's a lot of money. Yeah. Well, it's not my money. Why should I take it seriously? There you go. But I think it's a lot of money to go to the games too. So there's pretty expensive. Yeah. But like going to a college game is way cheaper than going to a professional game. That's true. We've never been to a professional game for a reason. We're poor. Yeah. Yeah. Support the podcast. Subscribe so we can go to a professional game. Like, subscribe, comment. I want to go see the birds! Uh, what's your favorite USC football memory? Next topic. My favorite USC football memory is there was one game we went to, um, I wouldn't throw any names down. I'm not. Okay. Well, I'm going to say we went with your sister and her husband and one of my roommates and she was a massive lightweight. Yeah. And so we go to this tailgate and we are just getting shit faced drinking champs. And which is vodka and champagne. We've talked about it. We've talked about it here before we were drinking champs and we lived at a building called the Lorenzo, which is like a notorious building for USC. And she got so fucked up that you and your brother in law had to take turns carrying her back to the apartment as she was throwing up on your back and shoes. And I'll never forget it. It was so funny. Definitely not the most fun for you guys, but as someone who just got to be there and be drunk and not really have to take care of anyone, really fun. Great story. Right. It's worth the story at the end of the day. It's worth the story. But like, truly best football game ever? Sure. Um, there was one game we went to when I found out I was going to get into the master's program. Same day we were going to the football game and that was a good day and we got super fucked up and then we ended up at the Taco Bell down the street with your sister. Also, well, they always take us to the games. We also don't buy the tickets. We're poor. We're poor. Hello. Um, I also didn't end up finishing that master's, so who cares about that? But it was a good day. We're still poor. We're still poor. So yeah. What's your favorite tailgate memory? I would agree with, I would say I would, the first throwing up. Yeah. That's my favorite. Yeah. It's just too, too memorable of a moment. It was really fun. And I giving it the number one spot. Yeah. You'll never forget that. Uh, she does, but never, never remembered. Never, never remembered. Next topic, stadium, food, best, worst. What's your go to food in the stadium? Popcorn. Okay. You? What's the worst? Everything else. Okay. I don't really eat in a stadium. You don't really eat. I eat the hot dogs outside the stadium. I'm going hot dog in the stadium still. Probably the best option aside from popcorn. I'm going popcorn is the worst. Wrong. I'd rather do like cotton candy. No, I'd rather do pretzel. Oh, pretzel. So good. No, you're crazy. We don't have the same taste buds. No, it's amazing. We get, we eat dinner together every night. I'm shocking. Shocking. Next topic. Tom Brady, hot or not? Not. Not hot. No. He's got a weird head. I feel like it's just scrunched in a little. Yeah. He's got a big forehead. Maybe that's what it is. All that brain, maybe he needs space. Yeah. No, I'm not saying he's bad. I'm just saying. Good body. Neck down. Okay. Bod. Uh, the kid kiss. It's so fucking odd. Why does he kiss his kids on the lips? Why does he demand a bigger one? Yeah, that was, that was odd. The double down. Yeah. On camera. Weird. He's a weird guy. He's gotta be a weird guy. He's gotta be a tough hang. I mean, Giselle left him for a reason. She's hot. Giselle, hot or not? Hot. Hot, hot. High, hot. Face. Face. Top to bottom hot. All the way. All the way. Head to toe. What about you? Tom Brady hot or not? I'll give it to him. You judge a man's hotness off, not just his looks, off his money and his success and his confidence. Yeah. That's going to go hot. All right. His kid kissing. I'll take one hot point away. Okay. That's not cool. All right. No, it's not. Freaking weird. Next topic. Freaking weird. Freaking weird. That's freaking weird, man. Speaking of freaking weird, Bill Belichick's girlfriend, they are, they have a 49 year age gap. How old is she again? 24. Wow. He's in his seventies. That's so fucked. Hot or not? Not. He's got money. His money makes them hot. Is she pregnant? I don't know. No, I don't think so. You sure? I'm pretty sure. Oh no, she's not pregnant, but I heard she's like making all of his financial decisions right now. I think she's in charge of it all. Yeah. But she apparently has like grown his real estate portfolio like threefold. And put a bunch of shit in her name. Well, yeah, I mean, why wouldn't you? I'm going to say she's a smart girl. They're not married, so she's got to put stuff in her name. Yeah, I'm sure she'll lose it. I'm sure he's just I heard his family hates her. He probably hates his family. Yeah, probably true. Um, yeah. What do you think? Hot or not? For him, hot. For her, not. No. I mean, let's be honest. Let's be honest. It doesn't, it's Doesn't get much for him. I'm sure he's very stoked. Well, give him three more years. He'll get the next 23 year old. No, I don't think he'll find another. He'll die. Yeah. I think that's going to be the last of it for him. How long do you think they'll be together before she moves out until he's out? So 10 years, she'll be 33 realistic, probably five, but let's say that long, 34. Let's say he lives 10. Okay, let's say he lives in 34. 34. She's a multi millionaire and he's not there mentally. And a model. She's fine. She's fine. She's so set. Yeah. Good for her. Good for her. Next topic. What position would you play if you played football? Cheerleader? No, come on. Um. You know the positions. Don't act like you don't. Wide receiver. Wide receiver? Yeah. Hmm. That's what I would play as well. But you, I think you'd be better at it than me. Well, I used to play. Well, yeah. And that was my position. And that was your position. I would hope I would have a little more clout than you on the field, but I'm pretty fast right now. I could smoke you in a race. Let's do a foot race. I will. I will absolutely do a foot race with you tomorrow. Okay. But can we like somehow. No, make it cause you're also six inches taller than me. So if we're on the field at the same time, Oh my God, maybe I'm a kicker. That's the position. I would never want to be a kicker. Cause it's so pivotal. It's so pivotal. And you're never really that loved. No. Cause you're going to miss. And even if you make it, they go, Whoa, good job. MVP goes to the quarterback. Yeah. Very rarely the wide receiver. Sometimes the running back, never the kicker. You're never getting MVP. Even though you made a lot of points. Even though you could have made the majority of the points. I wonder if a kicker has ever been MVP. That's something we could look up. Yeah. But we're not here doing research. This is not a R and D podcast. Sorry. Hit me. Next topic. The LFL lingerie football league. Would you ever play? Would I get paid? Oh, probably. Yeah. What would the pay have to be? I have a friend who's sister. I don't know. I'm poor. So. Oh, you're poor. Probably not. Probably pretty cheap. Um, what would your yearly salary have to be for you to play football, tackle football in bra and like booty shorts, basically. Bra and booty shorts, professional football. Yeah. 200 K. 200 K. A year? Yeah. I don't think they're getting that. Oh really? I think it's like 70 to around that number, which is not enough for a game. No. For a fun game. A lot of people don't make that money. Where am I? Where, where do I live? You can live here. No, then it's not enough. You need to make a lot of money. Where do you want to live then? Well, let's say I'm living in Austin, Texas where it's cheap. Okay. Okay. Then I could take 70k. Then you would do it. Maybe. I mean, you're an athlete. All you do is work out all day. That's true. I'm telling you, you probably get a lot of followers. Okay. You could definitely position it into more money. Maybe, maybe I'd do it for a hundred K. No, you still get the 70 K contract. You have to do the footwork. Otherwise I'm negotiating. Are you wide receiver? Yeah. Thank you. Short though. Maybe running back. I'm fast. What's a running back do? You're like behind the quarterback or next to the quarterback and then he hands you the ball and you run through the center. You think I can make it through the lineup? A bunch of women in lingerie? You might be just fine. Maybe. Maybe. If you put a hot one in the touchdown zone, you'll get there. Stupid. Hit me. Next topic. Who has the best cheerleaders? Dallas has the best cheerleaders, obviously. I don't like their outfit. Whatever. They're the best dancers. They're some of the best dancers in the country. Would I try out if I never had a career in cheerleading? Yeah. If I never quit. Yeah. I regret quitting sometimes cause I probably should have just done that. They didn't make much. Now they will. Now they all get like huge social media followings from it. So just cause they didn't make much from that doesn't mean they couldn't. So yeah, I regret not sticking with it. Okay, so now you're upset. You're not a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader. Yeah. Okay. Maybe a Rams cheerleader. I could probably swing that one Okay, I danced for a year. I'd probably get back into it. I'm glad you're not a cheerleader though Why? Because the boyfriends and husbands of the cheerleaders seem so cuckish. They are. You know, they are. They all seem that way No offense But from what I've seen from that show, yeah, they're all like a little cheer. Those guys are like, it's go, you go to them on ladies. I'll watch you do that with them. They might be their kink though. Hey, we don't kink shame. That's what I'm just saying. I don't want you to be. I will be trying out next year. You will not. Next topic. Next fight or next topic. Next topic. All right. You want to fight? This will be a fight. All right. Next topic. This is a good one. Okay. Alix Earle versus Taylor Swift. Who's the better football girlfriend? I'm going to say, I'm going to let you go first. No, no, no, no, no. I want you to go first. I might say Taylor Swift. I'm going to go Alix Earle. Because Taylor Swift just like shows up and leaves. And I feel like it's still more about Travis where I feel like Alix, it's more about Alix. I feel like, but I think girlfriend wise. Alix is more obsessed with her boyfriend. So like better girlfriend, Alix. I think Alix helped Braxton Braxton's career. I think he makes more money because of her. I don't think Kelsey makes more money because you're wrong. Swift. He definitely makes more money. Well, he was already making a fuck ton of money. Cause he's like the best. He's a wide receiver. What is he? Uh, I think he's a fullback cornerback. I don't know. He's not the quarterback. He's on the Chiefs. Cornner. Cornner, Cornner. Um, well, he's already the best at what he does, so he's pretty high up there. But she took their viewership through the roof, apparently. They both did. Well, yeah. I mean, Taylor Swift definitely brought a huge audience. I mean, Braxton got traded off the Dolphins, so. So maybe, I don't know who or where he even is. Exactly. Uh, Hit me. Next topic. Who can throw a ball farther? Taylor Swift or Alix Earle. Who can throw a ball farther? Taylor Swift or Alix Earle Taylor Swift. You think? Yeah. She's taller. She seems a little stronger. Alix Earle's like five pounds. They're both like five pounds, but Taylor Swift is taller. Alix Earle's short. I bet Taylor Swift because she has to do all the dancing routines and that's got it. That's a workout in itself. Yeah, exactly. I just can't see her throwing a ball where I could see Alix being like, yeah, I can see that too. Yeah. I'm going to go Alix. I think Alix can throw a ball farther. All right. I'll go Alix as well. I could see that. Okay. Agree with me. Well, I didn't on the last one. Hit me. Next topic. Celebrity cameos at games. Does it bother you? Do you care? Do you like it? I don't care. I mean, I like it. You like it? Yeah. Like seeing who's at the game? What are they wearing? Ooh, what are they wearing? What are, what did they show up? What are they wearing? Did they show up? Do they care today? Well, do they care to watch a game or are they there for the fashion show? Both. Fashion? Both. Tell me. Fashion show. It's always a fashion show. Yeah. Whether you want it to be or not. It's always a fashion show. Look at the way those football players walk into the stadium. Oh, they get so dressed up. Now hit me next topic, the fashion show before they show up. I love it. It's great. It's so crazy. I love how rich having that much publicity and not showing up in a fucking bang out. Outfit cool outfit. It's crazy. Cause I feel like when they don't, they're like making the same statement as people that do, they're like, Oh, I don't care. I play football. Yeah. I mean, that's true. It's the same amount of a statement as it is for the people. No matter what, it's almost impossible not to make a statement when you have that much money and people watching you, which is interesting. Everything you do is a statement. It just depends. Yeah. You're under a microscope. Yeah. I feel like I'd like that. You would. Yeah. But you're an attention whore. I am an attention whore. I am too. We have a podcast. We are doing this. Yeah. We look at us. I'm in a dolphin's jersey. I don't even like the dolphins. You don't even know where they are. Don't. What city are they in? Miami. There you go. And you have makeup on, so. I have makeup on. I'm an attention whore. Whore! Whores! Four for whores. That's King's cup. Wrong game. That made me thirsty. I know you're just saying that. I was like, let's get a beer. Let's get crazy. I got makeup on. Let's go out. Let's go out. Let's go. Is there a game tonight? Let's go There's not a game tonight, but there's a game tomorrow night. Damn. We fucked that up. That would have been a fun pregame No We don't turn it off. We wouldn't we never would have filmed. No, we wouldn't have wouldn't of next topic Uh, best team slash mascot, which one's your favorite? Bulldog. Bulldog. I think so too. I think it's the most football. It's the best one. It sounds like football. It feels like football. We gotta root for the Bulldogs. We're going to go down to the Bulldogs. We're rooting for the Bulldogs. Yeah. I like the Bulldog mascot. It's Georgia, right? Georgia Bulldogs. Yeah. Yeah. Now that you said it like, wait, hit me with that again. Georgia Bulldogs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Turn the reverb off. My favorite thing is one of the neighbor's dads was from Georgia and um, I was walking our Bulldog and I didn't really realize he was talking to me. Cause why would he talk to me? And he's like, Uh, you big George Bulldog fan. And I was like, me? And he's like, yeah, you got a Bulldog. I'm like, you know it, you know it. You know, I could become a Bulldog fan just off the name alone. Yeah. What Alabama's Roll Tide. I don't know what their mascot is though. I don't know what their mascot is either. Roll Tide's a great saying. Roll Tide, say it, Roll Tide, no, come on, no, I can't do that one, Raspier, Roll Tide, no, roll, you gotta go Roll Tide, I can't do that, Roll Tide, I like fight on for USC, that's a good one too, fight on, it's good for my tone of voice too, yeah, I like how you say it like a Japanese, uh, anime girl, fight on, whoa, and then like sparkles, like, yeah. And I like that we do this. Yeah, that's fruity. I like, yeah, there you go. If you didn't know it, at USC games. They all do this bunny rabbits. It's really cute. Uh, that's the show. I think, Oh wait, but I also like the USC mascot that we're a Trojan. Cause it's a condom? No. Cause they literally have a guy riding on a horse at every game. It's so iconic. Did you know that? No. Yeah. I've been to the game. It's not that iconic. It's so exciting. What are you talking about? It's so much cooler that they bring a bulldog. No, that is also cool. I think the Eagles need to get an Eagle and like while we're at it, Jaguars need to get a Jaguar. Imagine they parade a Jaguar. That'd be so crazy. Dude, I'd be a Jaguars fan instantly. The Bears? Get a bear, get a bear. So the bears could get a bear. If we're going with the most more dangerous ones, you could probably get a bear. You could probably get it loose. That's tough. The Jaguar would be just as tough. That thing could jump around the stadium. Oh, I mean, it's out. It's gone in the city. Yeah, it's taking over. Eagle could probably get away, but you can train a bird, train a bird, birds. Go birds. Go birds. You could definitely train an eagle. I'm pretty sure that's a thing where they train eagles. Falcons. That's a very trainable bird. But they're not the Falcons. Seahawks. You can probably train a Seahawk. A ram. Why is there not a ram being paraded? Why do we not have a real ram? Where are the real mascots? We want the real thing there. The Redskins. No, don't parade around that. Didn't they change their name to the commanders? Yeah. They're the commanders now. Yeah. Unless, what would a commander look like? I don't know.. I wanted a really good joke, but I just didn't have one commander. I don't know. Tough. They're probably not wearing underwear though. Whoa. Commando commanders Go commando. I think so. That's, yeah. Yeah. That's math. That's math. That's math. I like it. Think bang, boom. Alright. Alright. That's a show that, that's all the topics, that's all. Okay. That's 30 minutes. Wait, I, I just love football. You're such a piece of shit. You didn't want to do this topic. I didn't. You tried to fucking quit on it like three times, switch it over. One, you don't even come up with the topics. You just listen and go, Mmm, no, no, no, yes. And I was like, this is going to be a good one. I, we can talk about it a lot. We've watched football all the time and you're like, Oh, I don't think we're going to be able to do it. I don't think I know anything about football. 30 minutes are cutting off point. And you're going, well, give me more. It's always more to say about football. What would your hike next topic? What would your hike like thing be? Would you go, huh, huh, huh, blue 42 Omaha. No. Don't they have to say the plays isn't that what they say? They're switching routes and changing things. Yeah. They're doing audibles and stuff. So they're like, Oh, they're calling audibles. Yeah. So I don't know what it would change. Oh, you get to name them. And they usually change names every game. Would you have a theme to your audible calls? Definitely. Oh, flowers, flowers, Daisy, Daisy, Rose, 72. What would yours be?. That's a good one. It's got to be yellable. Yeah. Flowers is actually a pretty good one. Honestly. You can go so many. I think I'd go ice cream. Mint chip, vanilla. You sound like a 12 year old boy. I am. Look at me. It's giving 12. Do you have anything else? Why don't you throw something out? Give us a talk. Next topic. That's it. That's the show. We did everything. Actually. Yeah. Next topic. Okay. Next topic. Who's your favorite player right now? That's a good topic. I know I had that one written down and I cut it off. Oh, well obviously I'm the executive producer on this. Who's my favorite player right now? Who's my favorite football player right now? Yeah. Um, mine's Jalen hurts, but that's obvious. I mean, go birds, go birds, go birds. I like the quarterback to the bills a lot. I can't tell you his name right now because I'm not that good at fanning. Yeah, we're not great fans. Jalen hurts has been the quarterback for the birds for a long time now. Long time. Yeah. The Buffalo's got bills quarterback. Are you a big bills fan right now? Seems like it. They're on a heat streak. They're doing good. All right. Yeah. Bandwagoner. Bandwagoner. All right. Well, now that can actually be the episode. My uncle was a fan of the Bills. I'll have you know. Wow. Pour one out for him. In my mouth? Yeah. Here we go. I wish. I wish. Now I'm craving beer. Yeah. We're going to crack a cold one after this. Crack a cold one. Crack a cold one. All right. Um, now next topic. Okay. Favorite football drinks. Cause you won't have the classic beer. What's your favorite football drink? Tequila shots. You can't say that every time I ask you what your favorite drink is. When you have a favorite, you have a favorite. Wow. What about a margarita? I could do a margarita. I like a margarita. I drink beer at football games. What are you talking about? You drink anything. I'm like a really cool girl. You're a booze bag, yeah. You're just one of those cool girls. I'm just one of those cool, chill girls. Alright. What's your favorite football drink? Mmm, tequila shot? You can't just say what I said. Uh, I'll do a beer. I like beer. Light beer. Easy to drink. Drink a lot. Drink a lot. Pee a lot. Drink a lot. Yeah. Come back. Keep it going. Rally. Yep. Pushups. Oh, that made me sick. That was gross. All right. That's our show. All right. Sign us out. Well, that was our show everyone. Thanks for listening to the football episode. I'll see you in the next one. We'll see if he makes it to the next one. Drop a comment, like subscribe and let us know what you want to hear us talk about next week. Nobody has and nobody will, but we would appreciate it. Some input. Y'all dead to us. Or, or leave a hate comment, honestly. Hate us. We hate us. True. You should too. Bye.