Ep 44: Hitting It Big – The Lotto

The lottery just hit the 3rd largest pot in history, so of course Joey and Emma bought tickets. Nobody wants to work these days, but these two definitely know how they’d spend the jackpot. Grab your tickets, pull up a seat, and let these numbskulls know what you’d do if you struck it rich.

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Welcome to another episode of The Demon Babie Podcast. I'm demon of hollywood sitting here with my co-host Blonde Babie. And if you ask me, she's a lucky number. And today we are talking about the Lotto Re, or if you call, if you ask, you know, someone that might be considered, you know, maybe a dirt bag like my family. You call it the lotto, so I'm pretty sure everybody calls it the lotto. I don't think you have to be a dirt bag for that. I think it's dirt bag slang. What? Yeah, Joey. Everyone calls it the lotto. No, people call it lottery. I think a classy person would say, are you playing the lottery? Did you see the lottery numbers? They're crazy. No, but you gotta get the lotto tickets. We gotta get you lotto tickets. Gotta get your lot tickets. So we gotta pull some looking numbers. Go to 11, gimme a pack of camel lights and a lotto ticket. All right. You know my numbers. I don't want a quick pick. You know my numbers. Write'em down. It's your birthdays. Alright. This one would have been a great episode to call my parents, but they're at Chilis. I think we try and call 'em anyways. No, they're doesn't fuck them. No, no. Call'em. No, no. We're set up. We're gonna, we're gonna call him. We're not set up for him. No, no. Welcome to the episode. So, so welcome to the episode. Welcome to the episode Demon of Hollywood. Thanks, Blond Babie. I like saying your name on here'cause it makes you really uncomfortable. I get uncomfortable with you a lot. Yeah. Is it the butterflies or the nerves? It's all of it. Oh. Mm-hmm. Well, what can you do? So you get an update. Oh my God. I had another story with the construction workers before the Saga. Before we get in Yeah. Before we, we'll do our little updates before we get into the lotto talk. Mm-hmm. I have more construction worker talk. Yeah. Gimme your update. So I'm coming home from the gym today. Mm-hmm. And I'm driving down our street. Okay. And you know, the, the food truck is here. So they're all, there's all in the street chit chatting, but I'm like roach coach. Is that what they're called? That's what my family calls'em. All right. Well, I don't call it that. I call it the lunch truck. You call it the food truck. Oh, guys, the food truck's here moving on. Everybody outside, but I'm like, oh, it's kind kind of weird, like. How many people are in the street like it? It was more than normal popping food, truck popping. Well, that's what I thought. Oh. So I come up and then I'm like, oh, this Jeep's blocking the whole road. I'm glad I didn't go down the street the other way. Couldn't have gotten home. Mm. And then I'm driving by more and I'm like, oh God, in a scooter. Oh, they're screaming at each other. I'm like, oh yeah. So I like rushed to park. I'm like, I gotta hear. Hear it going. I gotta get out, gotta get ears on this literal. So I literally get in the garage, park as fast as I can, and I walk up. Not elevator got hear. Mm-hmm. And it's this old, old, old white guy screaming at this like young black guy. And he's like, you fucking scratched my car. And the guy's like, you hit me. And he's like, I only hit you.'cause you came around the corner and you weren't paying attention. Oh. And I'm like, well, you're in the car. Who's at fault? And he's a pedestrian. I mean, but if he's not paying attention, they probably both weren't paying attention. They're all on their phones. So the scooter kid was probably in the right. I don't know, but this old guy was just pissed about his car and then the old guy was yelling at the construction workers. He is like, what'd you guys see? What'd you guys see? And they're all just trying, mind you, his Jeep is parked right directly next to the food truck, Uhhuh. So he's fully blocking the road. So they probably saw something. They definitely did. So they're all standing in the street like. We don't know buddy. And then like, I'm not telling bro, I'm just avoiding ice at this point. I'm not trying to get involved. So if the kid on the scooter's, like I'll lay on the ground and call the police if you wanna go there. Wow. Call it out. I mean, I just hit the floor immediately. Literally. Just, just say it was crazy. Yeah. That's crazy. And then he was. Hit the floor. I have witnesses and, and then the construction guys all start walking away. That's so funny. Like hands in the air, they're like, we didn't see anything. That's awesome. So I'm literally standing in the lobby'cause I don't want the old guy to yell at me. A new witness. A new witness. I was like, has emerged. No. So I'm like sitting in the window of our little lobby area, like watching this all happen. Mm-hmm. And then the scooter guy just ended up taking off and the old guy's like in the street just yelling at the universe. That's so funny. That's much better than your last construction story. I know. It's really funny, right? So there we go. So I didn't feel that bad for the old guy. He seemed fine. I mean, yeah, whatever he, he'll be fine. He's fine. It sucks, but whatever. But whatever he, he hit the guy or the guy hit him. I'm gonna say, if you're in the car, it's probably your fault. Probably. Probably. I don't know. The scooters. Those scooters are crazy. They're wild riders. True. Wild. Wild pedestrian pedestrians of right of way. Old guy, sucked. Old guy was being a dick. I mean, he was a dick. Fuck him then. He was being a dick. Yeah. Fuck that guy. I mean, screaming, blocking traffic. What? Fuck that guy. I'm glad this Jeep got fucking scratched. Fuck his Jeep. Yeah, Jeep. I bet you have rubber ducks on your fucking dashboard and you put two fingers up when you see another Jeep. Lose your, so yeah, that was my story of the day. Nice. I like it. Do you have anything? Mm, today? Yeah. I swam in the ocean. Swim in the ocean. I think I have an ear infection and I keep swimming. The waves are rough. I got fucking top, I haven't been toppled in like years. I was like, whoa, whoa, Zuma. Zuma will toss you like that Don't dox me. No, I am, uh, yeah, I got hit with a wave. I mean, I was fine. I went under I'm, yeah. I'm wondering, how did this happen? Were you trying to go over under, no, it was under, were you, had you gone under yet or was it your first under. I'd gone under before. Okay. Which is even worse. I feel like if it's on the first one, you go, oh, sorry guys. It's been a while. You can kind of write it off. You were already went when you already went under, you already did one wave dive. Yeah. Then like a secondary wave came and hits you and takes you back. You weren't ready for the second wave is what I'm hearing. I was ready. I was already under. It just kind of sucked me up with it. Oh, like from behind? Yeah. It kind of just dragged me. Oh, I hate that he kept holding onto to me. Yeah. And I was just like, that's the worst. Yeah. So that happened. Yeah, you're fine. I got humiliated. You should go get your ear looked at. No, I don't think I will. We'll fight about this later. Well this is the Lotto episode. Uh, we don't need to talk about any of this. I'm gonna say first topic. Well, I'm gonna do a preface. Uh, okay. We're not talking about donating any money. That's not fun. It's just not so. Don't say, oh, you didn't say you donate to the women's shelter, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. What the end? What are you talking about? Because if you win the lotto, oh, what are you gonna do with the money? Oh, what are you gonna do with the money? We're not talking about donations, so Oh yeah. Fuck off. No, we're not. Hit me with it. First topic, what's your first move? If you hit, if you hit those numbers, what's your first move? If I win 1.7 billion,$1.7 billion. What do you get after taxes? It is 300 million. End of day it's about 300 million. Crazy. 300 million. I'm buying like four houses. No, that's your first move. Yeah. No, my first move. Oh, no, no, no. I didn't know I'm getting a lawyer. Okay. Yeah, we're getting a lawyer. That's true. Mm-hmm. And then I'm probably paying off all my debt. I, I'm just, I'm clearing my debt. I clear my parents' debt. I'm clearing your parents' debt. I'm making sure nobody's got debt. Well, you only said that'cause you know they listen. No, I, I'll say mine. Shit. You are, we're one family. We are one family. Hello. I know. I'm just kidding. Fuck you. No, I'm definitely calling a lawyer first. Um, I'm demanding a bigger engagement ring from you. Um, you don't even have an engagement ring from me. That's the problem. Bigger than nothing. Zero times zero. Still zero toots hate to break it to you. Wow. I love how many times I'm gonna cancel this podcast. On this podcast I walked off. And yeah, then I'll buy my four houses. Okay, so first move. We're getting lawyers. Yeah, lawyers. Debt house. Probably cars. Second move. What's your next topic? Second. Move. Wait. First move was lawyers. Second move. What's your second move? Next topic. Debt. Debt. Clearing all debts, clear debt. If you win the lotto and you don't clear your debts, you're an idiot. Well, yeah. Well, I mean, really doesn't matter if you have debt at that point.$300 million is sitting in your just stupid debt. Yeah. No reason to have it. I am. There's good debt and there's bad debt. I'm scrubbing myself from the internet. You will never hear from me. This podcast will be over. Yeah. My second. I am gone. I am ghost. You do not. I have never existed. Yeah. I don't have an Instagram. I don't have a TikTok. Don't have anything. You can't find me. I got a new number. That only as few people have. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. You're not finding me unless I want you to find me ex. No. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. I got a team working to not find me. All right. Next topic. What's your fi first big purchase? House. House. House. But that's gonna take time.'cause you got escrow and everything. You act like, I don't know that it takes time. Well then that's probably not gonna be your first purchase. If there's$300 million sitting in, I have cash. You got cash, you got$300 million. In your bank account, what's your first purchase then, if you don't like mine? My first big purchase? Yeah. Hmm. Probably a huge meal. Oh. Like you went out for a fancy meal to celebrate, like at a huge celebration meal with everyone I can think of that I like. Everyone that gets your phone number, everyone that get that gets on that phone number list. Yeah. Uhhuh, I'm doing a big celebratory meal. Insane dinner. Okay. And I'm not telling him, telling him why you won. I won this meal. It's crazy. Just, Hey guys, we're going out to dinner. Yeah, exactly. I'm doing that. Clear your schedule. Well, my house is in escrow. You know, there's still that going on. But yeah, first big purchase, a big. I think your first big purchase would be a bag or something. Hmm. Like you're getting a Birkin. If you can get your hands on one first, same day. Oh well you can't. Okay. So what are you gonna get? You're gonna, the store you're going shopping, what are you gonna get? House, shopping, after house shopping. We'll get there. Um, I'd probably go to Cartier. Cartier. Get some watches. Some watches I would,'cause I want sunglasses. I have those. Okay. No, I, there's a couple watches I want from them that I can't afford. Okay. But you could get them same day? Yeah. A same day per, this is the first big same day purchase. Yeah, I'd go get a watch. Nice. Yeah. Watch and maybe some shoes. Hmm. If I'm, if I'm going shopping, I'd probably get a car as well, but we'll get into the cars. Okay. Hit me next topic. Now it's time house. What is the house you're getting? Only one. We'll go, we'll separate this. Your, your main Beverly Hills, your main house. Yeah. I'm gonna Beverly Hills. Beverly Hills a hundred percent deep in the hills. Maybe not. Maybe in the flats.'cause I like being able to walk places. You think you're walking with that much money though? Little, dangerous. I've scrubbed myself from the internet. Oh, you're ghost at this point. I'm good. You're, you're, I didn't know you also went ghost. I also went ghosts. I see Beverly Hills. How many square feet do you think you're looking at? 5,000. Okay. A hundred percent. That's it. Maybe, I don't know. Mm. What about you? How much are you trying to spend on a house? Probably 20 million. Mm. Yeah. What about you? I'd probably spend 30 million on it. My main house. Would you go hills or flats? I'd go hills. I want privacy. You want a view? I want no one to see in my backyard. Okay. I like that too. Mm-hmm. I need full privacy. Considering we live together. I'll probably go to the hills with you. Oh, you'll join me? Yeah. We won't have separate homes like some weirdos. Uh, what is it? Velvet marriage. No. Oh, lavender marriages. Lavender marriage. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're not lavender marriage in this. No. Okay. We'll stay, we're gonna share a room even. Ah, even in this case. Tell me more. When we could have different wings, I would like to share a room. Different wings. Next topic. I'm, oh no, we're not done yet. Sorry. You gonna have a pool? Absolutely. You have to have a pool. Actually, I take it back. I'm not going to the flats, I'm going to the hills and I want a waterfall pool, infinity pool. Yeah, that's what I bet. That's what I said. I heard you. I said infinity pool. Clear as day. Check the tapes. Infinity pool. That's classy. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Gorgeous. Mm-hmm. Modern. Yeah. No, definitely. Big backyard. Yes. I definitely want some grass. Oh, touch grass. I don't like the houses that have no grass, and it's just like built to the fucking, I want olive tree. At that price. Mm-hmm. You can get that. Yeah, exactly that. That one house that has the olive tree in the middle, craned in. Mm-hmm. That was so badass. It's like 300 years old. Yeah. It was pretty cool. Yeah. I respect that move. That's a classy move. I don't think it's a waste of money and, which is ridiculous.'cause it's worth more than my life. It's such a flex. It is a flex. I'm like, that was badass. Yeah. Okay, wait, hit me. Next topic. What's the house item you don't need, but you'd get. Olive tree. Olive tree. Very old. Brought from Italy. Olive tree. Yeah. Olive tree. Maybe a lemon tree. Also, you wouldn't do a lemon. I mean like just a lemon. Lemon. Trees from Sorento. Oh, you'd also immigrate? Yeah. Okay. You're immigrating A lot of plants. I'm getting all of my Italian imports brought over. Okay, nice. Yeah. Okay. What about you? Do I need that? No. Am I doing it? Yeah. I have$300 million. A house item I don't need, but I would get, maybe I'd hire of that lady. Give me a little freaky room. Mm mm-hmm. That one show on Netflix. Yeah. The like dungeon show or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Get a little freak space. Well, uh, private corner, 50 shades of gray Style. Little, yeah. A little freakiness. All right. Yeah. A playroom. There you go. Next topic. Next topic. Uh, pets. What are your pets if you win the lottery? Because you can have care, so you can still travel. Mm-hmm. You'll have a private jet, caretakers jet probably to roll around in. You just rent that? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, but you still can take your pets on it. Oh, Bleu's going on a jet. Bleus on a jet Bleu. On a jet. Bleu on a jet. I'd probably get another bulldog. Am I gonna, how many bulldogs, when do you stop? That's the problem. That that's, I mean, that's a real concern. We, I mean, Oz Osborn had 13 dogs. I think you stop at two realistically, but then you see a video of a really cute one. I understand. Mm-hmm. I think you stop at two. I think that's, and then you get a tiny horse. You pull a Rob Dyrdek at a mini horse. Mini horse. I like the idea of a mini horse.'cause you remember when we lived in the suburbs and that in your neighborhood there was a tiny horse. That house had a mini horse and it was the coolest house in your neighborhood. Rob Dyrdek also got a mini horse and he lived in Hollywood Hills. Yep. Mini horse is the coolest thing to get. Mini horse is a pretty cool one. Yeah. See I was gonna go sideways on this break. My first rule where I said we're not donating, and I would say I'm gonna have a be a heavy donator of. The LA Zoo so I can go hang out the animals whenever I want. Oh, that's cool too. Go feed a tiger and shit. You should do that. That's a great idea. Well, when I, yeah, when I win mm-hmm. I'm going to be a heavy donator so I can go hang out with the elephants and stuff. Mm-hmm. That's a great idea. And they'd be like, my pets. And Id have Bleu and I'd probably get him a girlfriend. Yeah. Bleu needs a girlfriend. Yeah. Not a brother. He needs a girlfriend. No. Yeah, he needs a girlfriend. Yeah. He's lonely. Yeah. We need some more lady energy in the house. He is a ladies' man. He is a ladies' man. His dad's Italian. He, he gets it from you. I don't. Thank you. Next topic, uh, cars. What cars would you have? Electric G Wagon and the electric Porsche. No gas cars? No. Oh yeah, you'll buy them. I don't need to buy them. No, no, no. This is just you. No, we live together. Okay. In my fantasy, you're still there. I love that. I'm in your fantasy, uh, electric G wagon And an electric. What? Cayenne? Yeah. Ah, that new one, Porsche just dropped? Mm-hmm. Okay. Those are my cars. Two SUVs. You get two ass. Why do you need two SUVs? What if I wasn't in the mood for one? You'd get a cayenne over like a Rolls Royce. SUV though. Today? Maybe not tomorrow. Okay. I think I'd have to get a Porsche nine 11. Mm-hmm. I would have to get a Ferrari,'cause I'm Italian both. That's two sports cars. Yeah, but they're different. Okay. Uh, and I'll do a Rolls Royce, SUV Oh. Yeah, I'll never go with my cars. No point. Literally like you just shouldn't even have cars at that point. I don't wanna have cars, I don't wanna drive. I fucking hate driving. True. Do you have a driver? No. No driver. No. I'll drive. You could have a driver. I'll drive myself. Okay. I mean, you could have a driver that could just drop you out there. No, you drive me. What if I'm doing stuff well then I'll drive myself. Okay. I don't need driver. Okay. I get carsick in an electric car. You get carsick fast. Yeah, exactly. That's why I have to drive. Alright. Next topic travels. Where are you traveling to? Everywhere. I think I start with Greece, though. Starting with Greece? Mm-hmm. Okay. Greece is built for the ultra wealthy. That's true. Yeah. But I feel like I don't even respect it'cause it's so insane. Insane, so overplayed. Yeah. Yeah. I get that. But I was thinking African Safari. Oh, fun. Yeah. Yeah. Go see the animals. Go, see the animals big into the animals. You are? Maybe. Yeah. That'd be a good one for you. I, I would wanna go jump off the cliffs and swimming in Greece. That's pretty fair. That's relaxing. Relaxing. And I just watched Mama Mia for the first time, so very like. Mama. Yeah. Here I go again. Mm. Nice. So Greece would be your first stop. Yeah. Any other like, go like, you know, there's only so much time in the world and, you know, things happen. Are there any other like, have to go those? Um, I would like to do Brazil with like, security. A war like, uh, uh, infantry surrounding me. Yeah. But that also makes you a bigger target. True. But you know. Yeah, I get it. They're a dangerous country. Yeah. Yeah. Brazil would be sick. I'd love to do Brazil. Brazil. Go see friends is a big one. I want to do, uh, northern Japan. See the insane snow up there. Mm-hmm. That's for sure. Snowboard trip. Yeah. I wanna do a snowboard trip there. Uh, Greece would be cool. I would like to go to Greece. I just don't think I would ever go to Greece if I wasn't super rich. To be honest. I don't think it's that desirable unless you can go. Wherever the fuck you want. I see what you're saying. Like the beach clubs and stuff. The beach clubs. And there's still really nice places in our tax bracket. I think. Maybe. Maybe. I don't know. Uh, that's just my vibe on it. Okay. That's your vibe. That's my vibe. That's your vibe. All right. Next topic. Vacation home. Where are you gonna invest? I'd want a snow cabin somewhere. Okay. Cabin. Are you going local? Or some or Aspen or something. I'd probably go Aspen. How much are you willing to spend on that? A few million. How many million? I don't, I don't how many you need up there. I don't know. The Aspen markets, it's, it's expensive. Yeah. Well, what did, what are you willing You have 300 million, probably like 5 million. 5 million for cabin. That's not gonna be that nice. Well then maybe I'll get it in Mammoth. It'll be nice there. Not gonna be that a nice there either. Then I'll get it in Big Bear. It will be nice there. It'll be very nice there. You want the nicest cabin in the neighborhood? Yeah. Well, okay. You could definitely do that in Big Bear. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And I love Big Bear. That's true. Well, what are your vacation homes? My vacation home. I definitely wanna snow on your right. Where I would probably do Mammoth because then I can fly there easily. Easily. Yeah. Um, and it's super nice up there. Yeah. Good mountain. Good mountain. Uh, I might do a Hawaii home. Honestly, gentrifier. I can't. What? I mean I can't do Hawaii. Hawaiians hate it too much. They do hate it. I can't, but I'm so fun. Maybe. No, babe. No, I can't do it. Uh, just get a Malibu home. That's too close. Doesn't matter. Not on vacation. But I'm not doing Hawaii. I would veto your Hawaii so hard. Really? Yeah. Ugh. I get it. I'm not gentrifying Hawaii anymore. Damn. You're so woke. I just don't feel like I need to get bullied by the locals.'cause they will bully you. I'm sure you would get bullied. Yeah, I would get bullied heavy because you can't tan. This is me tan and I saw it at the gym today. Everyone was super tan and I was like, wow. I'm I'm day glow. You are day glow. So yeah, no Hawaii for me. Maybe I get a Sweden house. Go home. Sweet. Go home. Go home. If you're getting Sweden, I get to Italy. Oh yeah. Get in Italy. Okay. Yeah. Italy over Hawaii so far. Oh, you have a jet. You'll be fine. Don't own it. I just rent it. Well fine. Buy one then. No. Too expensive. Too much maintenance. Too much maintenance. Next topic. Um, boat. Are you buying a yacht? No. Or are you just chartering? Just charter. Yeah. Not maintaining that thing. I don't wanna maintain. No, no. Fuck that. All right. Hit me to the next one. Next topic. Would you have any businesses? I think I would buy a lot of businesses that are already existing. Oh, that's what they do. Yeah. That's a very common, that's what I would probably do. What businesses are you buying? I'm not disclosing. Um, no, I don't know. Probably like some coffee businesses is what I like. Mm mm Things I like. Mm-hmm. Maybe invest in fashion somewhere where, where I could, I think a silly business I would have, I would buy or just probably ground up a coffee shop just for me to go to every day and get free coffee just for the vibe of it. Possibly. That's fun. Possibly a bar to, I would not care about any of them. Like, would you pay your employees well? As much as they're worth. All right. I'm already speaking like a rich guy. There you go. Um, manifesting this win. Yeah. I would have a bar that would be mine. Okay. And a coffee shop. Nice. That I would just go to and have fun and just hang out. And that's it. Party Boy, like Yeah, exactly. Some things don't change, Emma. Period. Money doesn't change. You always heard. I like it. Um, would you do a fashion brand? I might just invest in one, like I said. Mm. Because what I've really noticed from having researched it,'cause I've wanted to do one, was it's so oversaturated already. True. Would you ground up? I, I don't know. Would you invest in a designer you believed in? Maybe? Yeah. Mm-hmm. And I would probably look into like up and coming eco-friendly brands.'cause that's something I care about. And buy those out. Yeah. Rip 'em apart. Make 'em bigger. Yeah. Do that. Nice. I think I understand how to do it, but I think starting it when you don't have any money is way harder. Well, obviously everything's harder without money. Yeah. So since I had money, I'd probably do something like in the eco-friendly, sustainable fashion space. Wow. Wow. But I don't have money. Go woke go broke. Hit me. Next topic. How would your aesthetic change? Hmm? What would you do? I don't know because you're honestly so rich. Does it even matter. No, you know. No. I'd probably stay kind of similar to be honest.'cause I like how I dress. Yeah. I'd probably just buy a little more. Are you getting tattoos? Yeah, I'd be covered. Yeah. Yeah. I'd be covered in tattoos. I'm doing huge sessions like all through the fall. Yeah. I do fall in winter. Sore as fuck. Yeah. I would have 'em come to me too. I'm like, ugh. No. I like going to the shop. It's fine. Ugh. All the stuff's there is sanitary. Think my, you think my mansion's dirty? Yeah. No, that I'm hiring something new. How much staff would you have? I don't know. Not that much. I wouldn't want that much staff. I'd have like a cleaner. Yeah, because it's probably a lot of square footage. I'm not doing the whole shebang. You have a cleaning crew come in once a week? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Top to bottom. Clean this house. Yeah. Well, I think that's it. Well, we're gonna go buy some lotto tickets and you shouldn't. And that's the show. That's the show. Wish us luck on winning the lottery. We'll find and if you do win. Our Venmos will be sent to you immediately. Yes. So, and you can share with us whatever you feel we're worth. I think a lot. I think a lot. I think we shared some great ideas. Yep. So thanks for listening. Thanks for listening. That's another episode down the books. And drop your comments. Let us know what topics you want us to talk about next week, or what you'd do with the lottery. Let us know. Bye bye.