Ep 43: Let get physical with Demon Babie

Sprint on over, Demon Babies, because this new episode is coming at you fast. Demon of Hollywood and Blond Babie are breaking down their fitness goals, their opinions on sauna etiquette, and everything in between in the crazy toxic world of fitness. Drop your hot takes on all things fitness in the comments, and let us know what topics you want us to cover next!

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Welcome to another episode of the Demon Babie podcast I'm Demon of Hollywood. Sitting here with the local muscle, mommy, Blond Babie. And, uh, we're sitting here and we're gonna get into the workout episode. So, uh, make sure to hit that workout on your app. Grab your dumbbells, dumbbells, hit the treadmill. You're a dumbbell. You're a dumbbell. You're a dumbbell. Alright, here's the episode. Let's go. Welcome to the show. Welcome to the show. How are you? Demon of Hollywood. I'm good. How are you? How are you? Blond Babie. I'm doing great. So much and, uh, let's, let's welcome our demon babies that are listening. Oh. And to every demon Babie. Welcome. Oh, welcome to the show, everybody. Oh God. It's gonna be a good episode. I can feel it in my bones. Yeah. You know, sometimes you just set it up and you go, this feels good. This feels great. I wish I was drunk. You know, I'm just moving and grooving. I am in the zone, in the zone two. I wish I was, I've never been in zone two in my entire life. My heart rate is constantly up. You're so up. I wish I had my watch on right now. It would probably be at 180. Wow. Uh, call a doctor. I probably should. It's a problem. How's your day? It's good. I'm exhausted. I heard you had beef with the construction crew outside. Oh my god. The construction guy was so rude today. Yeah. What happened? First topic has nothing to do with the gym at all. No, no. This catch up. This is crazy. So it was a walking our English bulldog today and walk him outside. He's refused to walk all day. It's three o'clock he needs to go out. So he's to his sticking to his front patches he goes to, but he would didn't wanna walk. Didn't wanna walk. He was taking his sweet time. Mm-hmm. Construction guy walks up to me first, he goes, how old's that dog? Like six. He goes, he's gonna die soon. Mm. That's crazy. And I go, what? And he goes, yeah. You know, they only live till like eight. I was like, um, okay. Let's not put that in the air though. Yeah. That's crazy. He's super healthy and he is. Nah. One of my friends had one of those and it was eight and it was breathing like, and then he made the noise and I was like, yeah, you know, we got that fixed. That's what I said. I'm like, yeah, he had a throat surgery like when he was born. He is like, I don't know, those don't live that long. And then he walked away. Wow, I hope he dies. I was like, what are we doing? I hope he dies. I literally, I was. Don't wish death upon my dog. Literally. Yeah. It was so rude. Wow. But like he was pacing in the street while telling me this. I'm like, are you okay? You look like you're about to die. Probably all zooted out. He had to have been, he was sweating. I mean, he was also working, but despite, I heard a lot of those, despite construction guys are, uh, methed out. I, I don't know. That's what I heard at work yesterday. Nose beers, at least something. They're moving fast. They got a job to do. The chat for the last couple days has been. Construction guys. HVAC guys. Hvac, HVAC guy has methed out. Damn. Okay. Specifically. Wow. Yeah. Crazy. That was my chat yesterday. It was crazy. What an update. Yeah. So, uh, what's going on with you? Mine's more on topic. Okay. I did something today. What did you do today? I ran on the beach and swam. That's crazy. During my lunch break, which is crazy. Yeah, that's crazy. You took a lunch break to work out. Yeah. Uh, and how did it go? It went pretty well. Yeah. Might've liked it. Ooh, not sure you're about to be a beach boy. It feels, pick me. It feels performative. It feels fake. I don't know how to feel about it. You're, you know what? You're performing like surfer boy, which you've never been. Mm. And I don't like that vibe. So that's, but surfer boys are known to be hot, so take it. Mm. I do wanna be hot. Yeah. Well, I mean, and swimmers are hot besides that point. Okay. Let's get into the topics. First topic, hit me with it again. First topic, gimme a threepeat. No. All right. I always push it. Uh, body goals. Oh, body goals. I wanna look like I've never eaten in my entire life. Ah, the paper clip. No, for real. I, I just wanna look really lean and ripped. Lean and ripped. But,'cause I have fake boobs with big boobs. Big busty. Big busty. Tiny, big busty. Tiny, big busty. Yeah, tiny. Like, you know how a lot of girls want a big butt? I just want it to be tight and small. You don't want a big butt. I don't want a big butt. I just want everything tight and as small as possible. Tight and small. Tight and small. Big boobs. Okay. Really toxic. Is that gonna line up with your Swedish heritage? Uh, no. All my family's fat so it's, I'm really fighting the genes. Here you are. Fight. Hey, sw Sydney Sweeney. I don't have good genes. I don't, the only thing I have going is the Blond hair. Big boobs. Blue eyes. You bought up boobs, chest up. I'm doing good. Yeah, those are bought too. No one said she didn't buy her boobs. I think they're naturals. You think that people think mine are natural. I'm just more open about it. We're gonna need to get Sydney Sweeney on the pod, obviously. Yeah. Alright. All right. Next topic for you. What's your body goals? Next topic for me, my body goals, Brad Pitt Fight Club. That's which a great one. It's about 160 pounds with like 7% body fat. That's so. That is such a low body fat. I have to gain weight and lose 4% body fat and I'm already in a very lucky metabolism. Uh, you're a lean guy. Timeline. I'm a lean guy. That's not really easy for me to pick up a lot of weight. Are you saying you have good genes? Hi, I'm Demon of Hollywood and I have good genes. And then I almost show nipple, but don't and then, yeah, you just tease it a little. I watched this thing. I saw it. I'm sure you watched it. I saved the video. I'm sure you did. She's my wallpaper. It's fine. We all know. I take it back right now. Big. Thank God I wouldn't about to a different fake bitch. Throw your phone at the fucking wall. If Sydney Sweeney was my wall paper. Yes. Why? We're together. It looks just like you, that it's not me. Oh, thank you for listening. This has been Demon Babie. We will never be doing another episode again. Wow. Anyways, that seems touchy. It was touchy. All right. All right. We're eh. We're back. Next topic, saunas. I love saunas because you're a pervert. What do you wear in the sauna? A towel. Sometimes. Sometimes. Yeah. See, you're a perv. You're nudist. What do you wear in the sauna. A towel. Okay. What's the difference? I keep the towel on. I only take the towel off when I'm alone. I don't know if that's true. Yeah, it's not true. Okay. Whatever. Fricking perver. It depends, and I'm not the only one. You go to a nice gym. Yeah, it's a fancy sauna. Uh, what do you think of saunas? I think saunas are great. They're so good for you. I think they're very good for you. They really sweat out the weekend sins for me too, which is fabulous. I mean, I literally think about just getting a gym membership to sauna on Sundays to sweat out all the sins. I just, because I just, they follow me everywhere I go since, and then once they get me, I soak 'em up so easily. Mm. And then I need to get 'em out. I do more expelling of sins. So sauna would be good. Yeah. You gotta sauna more. Maybe you need to go to that sauna place, get a membership, just sauna. It's almost the same price as your gym. That's fucked up. Just join the gym at that point. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. That's a waste of money. I know. Just a sauna for like an hour. Not worth it. I know. Not worth it at all. Uhuh. Um, but yeah, no, I'm a huge fan of saunas. Dry sauna or steam sauna. Dry sauna. Yeah. I, when I'm in the sauna though, whoever's in the sauna when I get in there, I don't leave until everyone leaves. That's crazy. I get really competitive in the sauna. That's really funny. I don't really get that. Mm. It really depends on how my day's looking. If I'm taking my time, if I'm going fast, I would, if I,'cause I sweat more than you. If I care how much I'm like, my hair's getting wet. I would rather be late than be a beta cuck that leaves before someone else. It is so insane. And if I'm really feeling myself, I'll wait for like three people to come in after me, and then I'll wait them out too. I'll go and then I go, wow, look who's stronger. Than you. Do you think they're even clocking it? Uh, there's definitely a few people that I think clock it and then it's a real competition. But I got psycho on the brain. I'm not leaving. No one said you were mentally stable. Nobody said I was mentally stable. And the sauna brings the worst out of me, it really sounds like it. I'm glad we don't sauna together.'cause I would be the beta cuck. A hundred percent. You are the beta cuck in this relationship. Oh my god. I am literally the dominatrix. Hello? No, I am the captain. What ship are you sailing? Because we're not on the same ship then. No, I don't. Oh, captain, my captain. I'm not here for that. Wow. All right, hit me. Next topic. Uh, gym clothes. Gym clothes are more important for girls than boys. Okay. I'll agree. Yeah. Um, there's pretty big controversy right now though of. Women dressing too skimpy at the gym. Oh, which you're probably part of the problem knowing you. Yeah. I'll dress skimpier if they're saying that. Fuck them. I don't see a problem with it. If you can't fucking control your own eyes. Grow up. It's be an adult isn't really like there's children at any gym either. You know? I mean, my gym's, adults only, but there you go. But like most gyms, most gyms are not made for children. No, that's not. But also, who fucking cares if that's an adult person? They can wear whatever they want. I agree. Literally people are trying to just control women. Again, again, again. It's insane. I'm on your side with this. I mean, men get to be shirtless at the gym. If women can't wear booty shorts, men can't be shirtless. Put your fucking shirt back on. No one wants to see your nipples. It looked like ugly pizza sausages go home. That felt directed. It wasn't you. It wasn't at you. Okay. I am Italian, so i got scared, okay, fair. But we're together. We wouldn't be if that was the case, really? You'd leave me if I had pizza nipples? Yes. Wow. I have standards and I have good genes. Hit me. Next topic. Treadmills. I'm obsessed. I go on one every day. I, I'm not that big of a fan of treadmills. I like running outside more. Yeah. But I have the same problem I have as when I'm in a sauna. Where I, you have to outlast. I have to outlast whoever is in the room with me. I go, well, hello. Welcome to the competition. I know none of you have signed up, but I have. So here we go. And my mental instability kicks in again. Yeah. Again, you really gotta go on that show outlast. Which one? Oh, when you're in nature. When you're in nature and you have to survive, I'd probably be there for like five years and then they'd be like, we found him dead. He never called. He never called. We lost him. Literally. He's a slippery snake. He didn't even stay in the camp. We put him in, he found his own camp. It was weird. He was 10 miles north. The guy's weird. Hit me. Next topic. Running. Running is hell? Living hell. Living hell. But it is my toxic obsession. Ah, I am not a good runner, nor have I ever been decided I'm gonna run a marathon next year. You're ticking down on time. Can you stop fucking saying that? I understand. I just see the car and I only ran two miles today and I was beaten. It's crazy. I don't know what these runners. People were like mile eight, mile nine. My on fucking, I think they're liars. I think they're fucking li. I think they're 30 feet in front of them where they were. I think they ran one lap around some park, so they had different trees in the back. Yeah, they're just going for different foliage. That's it. Yeah. They're not even sweating half the time. I'm like, I know. They're like mile ten, and they're like, woo. Hard one. And I'm like, I've never met someone like you. No, I've never, ever, ever met someone in person who's like, oh, quick, easy, breezy. 12 mile run. Yeah. No, fuck you two miles is exhausting. Unless you're, but you feel so good after it. You do. I love it. The, I don't think it's runner's high. I think that's exaggerated. Yeah. But the, that's runner's propaganda. The af It is. The after feel is nice. Yeah. You feel good, you feel light, you feel like you accomplished something. Well, I usually run at five in the morning, and then that gets into my competitive brain of when I'm doing other stuff that day I go, these people are so lazy. They don't even know I ran today. What if they ran today? And you don't know. It doesn't matter. I don't know it. Ignorance is bliss on that one. You're out here flexing on 'em, but you're not even sign. They're probably already better than me. Yeah, they went to the gym and Yeah. Ran sauna. They, they did the bit. They make more money than like literally. Next topic. Next topic, next topic. Dieting. Oh, I'm heavily dieting and it's You're on brutal. Yeah, you're on. How many calories are you trying to intake a day? A thousand. That's crazy. It's really unhealthy. That is unhealthy. I do not suggest you follow in my suit. I'm also dieting. I just keep it really light for me. You keep it clean. I keep it real clean right now. Yeah. But have you noticed food videos are a big uptick in your interests while dieting? No, for me, I'm looking at fucking Postmates, like it's PornHub. I'm literally like, wow. I'm like looking at the categories. I'm like, Ooh, Taiwan, Taiwanese. You're like, lemme get some Pho. And some wontons and some, I saw egg rolls. I saw a Pho burrito the other day, and I'm like, A Pho burrito. A yeah. And I'm like, oh my God, I need that. What is that? All the ingredients are Pho, no soup in a burrito. Noodles in a burrito. Noodles in a burrito. I wouldn't like that. Lot of carb. That's not for me. But the pho, you're not a pho I don't. I respect pho. I like it. You know what one I like super specific and niche. Oxtail. Oxtail. Yeah. It's the best. pho. You like oxtail? There's something about the oxtail. The way it mingles with the broth. You're a mingler. I like it to mingle. You like to talk? No. I'm literally the quietest, most introverted person you'll ever meet. I've never spoken to anyone in my life. That's how you grew up. But now you, you won't shut up. Well, you really had, uh, my skeleton key and you unlocked the yapping. Skeleton key was such an odd choice of words, but I just couldn't think of what I was actually trying to go for and that's what came out. I like it. Whatever. Whatever. Let's run it. Next topic. Drinking on a diet. Oh, you get real fucked up. What are you drinking? Tequila? Straight. Straight. Well, not straight. Soda, water, bi. Oh yeah. What? Well, you said not straight. Oh. Oh. Like bi bisexual. Bisexual. Like what? How are you drinking your tequila? I'm being my tequila gay as fuck Uh, tequila Soda. Vodka. Yeah. Soda, tequila. Soda. Vodka. No. You've done vodka soda. When? Before. Before, but not right now. No. This moment, not currently. Not right now. Right now it's okay. Dieting, drinking though? No beer. No beer. Sometimes wine. Yeah. But it's more to pair with the food. Mm. And then that I'm trying to not eat and then, and then the hard stuff. Straight to the gullet. Just straight to the dome. You think it hits you harder'cause you had less calorie intake. Oh, 100%. Yeah. Oh, so you're saving money, less drinking. Yeah, maybe. Or you're just blacking out faster. I think I'm just blacking out faster. Yeah, wins will win. Hey, a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do to have her fun. Let a girl, let her hair down on her. Let her live. I mean, let her put booty shorts on in the gym. If she's not gonna eat, she's gotta drink something. Something be so real. Be so real. Um, next topic, gym machines. Oh, I have a good question. Okay. Do you think people should be wiping down their gym machines when they're done? Technically, yeah. I think you can get ringworm. Otherwise it's fucking gross when people don't. Yeah, it really bothers me. Yeah. I don't think I've ever seen you wiped down a machine. I have. Okay. And I do almost every time. I don't know how, where in this fucking day and age and gym machines don't have a little QR code on every single one with a video of how to do the workout on the goddamn machine. I hate that. The most confusing contraptions I've ever seen in my life. They're literally like the craziest looking days, and there has never been a tutorial on. Any of'em, and a bunch of the ones at my gym have QR codes. It's just to purchase the fucking machine. I don't, it's crazy. I'm not. I'm at the gym. I'm not purchasing the machine. I'm already, yeah. I think it's crazy that they don't have some sort of video. You can just go, how does the fuck does this work? Yeah. Little tutorial on every machine. How does this one work? Oh, it's a leg thing. Oh, my legs go here. Not upside down. Yeah. Literally crazy. Yeah. Um, gym machines are crazy. They're on, I mean, they're bondage-esque. They are bondage-esque. Yeah. It's so true. It's, but they're also so intimidating because it's always like 50 huge guys doing bondage, doing them. That's so true. Same people, but that's usually not the No, it's not the same group. Different group, same type of psycho. Ah, mentally the same. Mentally, physically different. Okay. But. It's so intimidating to walk up to those machines and try and figure it out when you've got 20 people around and you feel like an idiot. Mm. So. Mm-hmm. I kind of hate gym machines. That's why I take a lot of classes. Yeah. I don't why You get tutorials. You get tutorials. They show you what you're doing. Mm-hmm. Makes more sense. Mm-hmm. Yeah. So I'm classed not gym floor. There we go. There you go. What about you? You're just run until your legs fall off. I'm just, yeah. I'm not. Machining? No. You'll do some pushups. I'll do bondage pullups, but not bondage well, there we go. There we go. That's the kind of psycho you're different kind of psycho. There you go. All right, hit me. Next topic. Do you think tattoos mask physique? Hmm? No, I do because I have the snakes on my stomach and I think I looked way more in shape without them. But you're definitely more in shape now, that's what I'm saying. Hmm. Maybe, I don't know if they'll say that about like arm muscles too. Like if you cover it with a whole sleeve or something, you won't, won't definition you your muscles as much. Yeah. But tattoos are probably hotter in general, so who cares? So do you think tattoos are worth the Yes. Okay. Yes. Tattoos are worth it over the muscles. Got it. Tattoos over muscles in general? Yes. Okay. A hundred percent. Okay. There you go. I got tattoos while I was fat, so. You've never been fat. Okay, well me, we all have an opinion. Hit me. Next topic. Ice bath. I don't think I've ever done a full body ice bath. Yeah. I've never really done it a proper, like I've done one I'D like to, I had like ankle injuries. I've like foot bath, like ice bath and that is pain I'd like to do. I mean, you're definitely into pain. Somewhat. There's no way know what I'm done. No, you're not kinky if you like ice. Does do you? Do you know what I've done? That was great. What? Cryo chamber. Yeah, I would. I wanna try that too. Really cool. But I think I hurt. A little, but I think the ice bath is worse. I do too on the initial intake, but I think the long'cause you're in a cryo chamber for a few minutes. Mm. I think the longevity'cause it, it progressively gets colder or I think an ice bath warms up. Mm-hmm. I don't think an ice bath warms up that much. Really depends on much ice is in the bath. That's true. But if's like a true bath. If it's a shitty, if it's a shitty ice bath and it's only on the top, probably the getting in is hard and then you settle. It's not really warming up while you're in there. You're only in there for what, two minutes. You're not gonna warm it up that much. Sorry. Some of us are hotter than others. Whoa. She's melting ice fast. No, but cryo chambers are crazy. I remember when we went to Coachella the second time, my mom was doing cryotherapy for whatever reason, and she didn't wanna go alone. So I went with her and I did it like three days a week for like three weeks before we went. And I was not working out that much, but super ripped. Hmm. So, yeah, I wish I could do that all the time. Huh? I wish my gym. I see, so you're saying calorically burning fat. It is, yeah. Interesting. That's a thing. Hmm. Interesting. Don't fact check me on that. Don't fact check us on anything. We are not scientists. We are not. Nothing. We are. We are nothing. No, we are not nothing. We are not nothing. We are something. Oh, cute. Yeah. Next topic. Celebrity body goal. Em, Emily Ratajakowski immediately came to head. I mean, that's a great goal. Megan Fox. Great pull. Great pulls, skinny, big boobs. Slightly older than you. Skinny big boobs. Yep. There you go. There we go. And you already said yours. I already said my Brad Pit Fight club. Yeah. I kinda leaked it already. You leaked. It's ideal. I hate the fight deal. Yeah. Uh, let me try and think of another. Yeah, you gotta think of one more. Uh, hot guys hot guys. hot guys. I'm not naming them. Uh, Austin Butler. Hot guy. Hot guy. Yeah. Yeah. I'll go that. Good genes. Good genes. We gotta stop saying good genes about white people. Hot black guy, Michael B. Jordan. Good genes. Good genes. Yeah. There you go. There we go. Hot black guy. Hot Asian guy. Itoi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Really good. Great genes. Great genes. I would say elite superhuman. Super human. Uh. All right. Last. Topic. Hit me. Last topic one more time. Nope, I keep asking too many. Yeah, you stop pushing it. I like it. You gotta stop pushing it. I just like your in. I like the intros. Last topic. Okay, we got it. Hottest physical trait. Eyes. Does it for me. Doesn't really go with our episode topic. Doesn't matter, does it? V lines answered the question. I think V lines on women. Yeah. Really? Both V lines. Yeah. Hot. Over boobs. I'm talking about fitness over here. I was, you said physical trait. How does fitness, physical trait, arms like'em. Veiny. Yeah. Disgusting. Strong. Yeah, you're a pervert. Yeah. You're doing arms over abs. I don't believe you. No abs. You're actually so right for that. And then upper abs or lower abs? Just abs. Okay. Just abs. But not V line. V line's fine. Okay. I don't know. I'm going feeling, I mean, you are really trying to sway me to just agree with you, but yeah, it's called winning an argument and I'm trying. You're not eyes, that's the best physical trait. Can't work your eyes out. Go eat a carrot. That's our show. All right. That was the fitness episode. Yeah. And we're gonna try and stay fit. Get fitter. Get fitter, get hotter, get hotter. Oh, oh. Last topic. Let's redo it. Okay. Why do you get fit? I wanna look good naked. I wanna look good naked? Yeah. Why does, I don't care if I live longer. I wanna look good naked. I wanna live long with you, but I really, I just wanna ideally look good naked. Yeah. Be able to take really hot photos. Yep. So that's all look good Naked together. Together. I don't know. No. Alright. That's the show. Alright. Wrap it up. Bye. We'll see you next week. I'm Demon. That's Babie. That's the show. That's Demon Babie. Ah, that's what they call it. Bye. Almost forgot.