Ep 40: Fast Food Fever — Drive-Thrus, Deep Fries & Drunk Orders

It’s the Fast Food Special, babies. Burgers, fries, nuggets, milkshakes — we’re naming names and ranking them all. Don’t listen hungry.

From midnight Taco Bell runs to our strongest opinions on fries, this week we’re pulling up to the drive-thru of chaos. Let’s talk combos, condiments, and questionable late-night decisions. 

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Welcome to another episode of the Demon Babie Podcast. This is episode 40, 40 40, 40 40. Nothing really rhymes with 40 40. Morty swing 'n a miss. Anyways, I'm Demon of Hollywood, AKA, Joey Lombardo, and I'm sitting here with, eh, don't call her fast, don't call her loose. She's slow and tight. Blonde Babie. She's a silly goose. Who let me on the mic today? Dumb and dumber really coming through. Uh, today's gonna be the fast food episode, so, uh, buckle up. Drive through. Here we go. I don't know. I didn't have time to write it. Good intro. Yeah, it's all right. You know. That's right. They can't all be tens mm. I don't think we've had one 10 yet, but maybe next time not for 40, maybe 50. Gimme 40 more. All right. Welcome to the show First topic, childhood Favorite fast food. Ooh, what was your go-to Kids Fast Food? I You give Happy Meal. I was Okay. That's what I was gonna say. But let me clarify. On my Happy Meal, I was a plain cheeseburger. I'd hit you what I like. I really hope if we have kids there and not plain Jane. Add salt on the fries. Add salt. Just salt. Add McDonald's. Were they ever unsalted? No. Just extra salt. Yeah. You're a freak. Yeah. You're a freaking weirdo. Whatever. That's what I did. What was your go-to childhood fast food meal. Mm. I definitely did also hit the Happy Meal, but I didn't plain Jane it like you. I had some ketchup pickle. I didn't, I didn't change my order until probably high school, if not older. I also, Jack once did your family bullied me? Well, they were right. They were a bunch of bullies. But they were correct. Not all bullies were wrong. Also, I did the Jack in the Box teriyaki bowl as a kid. Ooh, yeah. As a kid. Mm-hmm. I don't think I had teriyaki sauce until, uh, college. This is why you needed to be bullied until college. That can't be true. Think about it. Teriyaki sauce. Think about it, college. Man, they just don't make whites like you anymore, do they? It's called white bread for a reason. Wonder what that is. They should have had me in that Sydnee Sweeney commercial. Yeah, those jeans are not even blue. Painfully painful. Yeah, they're not even blue. They're just white. Yep. Bleach'em Hit me. Next topic. Best fast food breakfast. Ooh. I think McDonald's takes the cake. McDonald's is a strong contender. Yeah, I, McDonald's was king of breakfast, fast food forever until, Taco Bell came to town with the breakfast crunch wrap. Have we tried that together? I don't think we have. Have you never had a breakfast crunch wrap? I don't think so. I mean, I had my first crunch wrap like last year, so That's true. Once again, you're not really an expert in this field, are you? This is gonna be really exposing how little fast food I usually eat. Um, that's kind of a flex, but whatever, whatever. Um, yeah. So for me it's McDonald's. For you it's Taco Bell. Yeah. In the recent years, also, once uh, McDonald's got rid of the 11 or 10 o'clock cutoff on their breakfast, it kind of lost this little, little bit of sparkle, the charm. Yeah, I agree.'cause I feel like you should be able to get breakfast whenever you want. You don't know when I'm waking up. Well, what if you worked the night shift? Okay, wait. But no. Are you now pro or against? The cutoff. Yeah. I'm against the cutoff. I'm pro cutoff. You're pro cutoff. I'm saying it's more special when they have the cutoff. You didn't wake up early enough. You don't get it today? Oh yeah. No. What? What if you work the night shift and you're waking up at 12 o'clock? You should. You don't get it. You should be able to get it. Nope. Not for you. Wrong privilege. Breakfast is for everyone. Breakfast is privilege anytime of day. So you don't stand breakfast for dinner is what I'm hearing. I hate breakfast for dinner. I know. Listen to the breakfast episode. Gosh, don't even get me start. He hates breakfast for dinner. Ugh. It's for children. Or divorced dads. Wait. Circle back. What was your favorite childhood? Fast food meal. I kind of cut you off bowl very much. That was your favorite? Very much. Yeah. That was my favorite. But you were also Happy Meal. I was too stuck about that. Okay. I would do a Happy Meal. I would do tacos from Taco Bell. I would, I mean, I hit A lot tacos from Jack In the Box. Lot of Jack in the Box in my youth. You're a big, no, I think you still have a lot of Jack in the Box. Honestly. I have. I have a Jack in the Box. I remember the last time I took you there. It was years ago. We didn't even live here, so over six years ago. That was the last time. Yeah. And you were pissed. I did. You hated it. I did. It killed a little piece of my childhood. Sorry. All right, hit me. Next topic. Best fast food dessert. Ooh. I think I instantly thought McFlurry. Am I just a McDonald's kid? McFlurry are delicious. I thought you were gonna say Shamrock Shake. No, I don't like a Shamrock Shake. I've had a Shamrock shake. Okay. I don't like a, I have good memories. I've had like one, I haven't had the apple pie. No. Mm, pretty good. But I would get an m and m McFlurry. That's pretty solid. M and M's lower class than the Oreo. Oh, the Oreo one's good. Yeah, the cream in there just really gets the flavor Nice. Easy there. Wait, but have you had, what's that one from? Dairy Queen? Oh, the, no, the Frosty. No, the Blizzard. The blizzard. Does Dairy Queen count as fast food? Probably. I think so. Definitely those Baskin Robbins 31 flavors. That's an ice cream shop. Not fast food. I don't know. Dairy Queen sells food though. I guess so. That's what I'm saying. Dairy Queen sells food. So the Blizz, do you think blizzard's better than McFlurry? There's also the Wendy's Frosty, which is really good. The Wendy's Frosty is really good. I'm trying to think if I've had a blizzard. I was thinking of the Frosty. You've had a blizzard.'cause there was one by my house growing up. Yes. I remember going to get that one. Yes. That one's really good. It is really good. That might be the best one. You can put it upside down, boom. Yeah, that might be the best one. Interesting. Because it's exciting. Mm-hmm. It has an event to it. It's a bit, have you ever flipped it upside down and had it fall? No. They're people of their words, they stand on their business. Mm-hmm. If they have 10 toes, they're standing on them. They have all of them. Check'em, check their digits. Oh, what's your favorite fast food dessert? Oh, I'll go to Oreo McFlurry. Frosty. Close second though. Wendy's underrated for their frosty. Really? Okay. Next topic. Worst fast food dessert. I think it's Taco Bell. Um, cinnamon twists. Cinnamon twists. I love cinnamon twists. I used, I actually, I love, I used to love cinnamon twists. They're really good. They taste like styrofoam. I like styrofoam, huh? Maybe you're just not built like me. Maybe we're a little different. Mm. Yeah. I think they taste like styrofoam. Like they remind me of those packing peanuts. Got it. Yeah. Not a fan. Like if you put a little cinnamon and sugar on a packing peanut, that's what it would taste like. That's kind of what I was trying to eat. Wow. That's what I'm after. That's how, that's how flavor. What's your worst fast food dessert? Worst fast food dessert. Hmm mm. This is gonna take too long. I mean, I feel like I have to go to the elders and talk about this. Like, like we all have to look at an orb and really think about it. Yeah. Imagine it. Uh, maybe Taco Bell's slushy drink. I was not a fan of that. Taco Bell, I think takes the cake for worse. Fast food desserts. Fortunately I can't stand by these words, but I'll, I'll say next topic. Okay, next topic. In and out. Everything from In and Out is the best. Good Shakes too. Good shakes. You can get a Neapolitan Shake. Delicious. Didn't put that in. We didn't even think of that, but I wouldn't say the best. We were saying Best and worst. They are neither the best nor the worst with their shakes. I'll say Best Burger. Freshest burger. Fast food. Best burger. Freshest Burger. I would even say sometimes I like their fries more than McDonald's, french fry. I think that is, uh, probably a sin to say, but I, uh, I understand what you're saying. There's something about it that tastes more fresh. That might be nost nostalgia. It might be, but that's okay. I think if you were blind testing with nothing around, no former feelings or anything, you couldn't go that way. Probably not. But you can get a fancy fry at in and out. You can't get a fancy fry at McDonald's, have you ever had. A McDonald's fry and in-out fry on the same day. No, I think that might change your tune. I wish we could do that right now, but we're not. No, we're on diets unfortunately. Unfortunately. What's your In-N-Out order? Oh, I have a new In-N-Out order that I'm obsessed with. I like getting it flying. Dutchman or onion wrapped grilled onion, whole grilled onion. It's delicious. Mm. Animal style. Onion and meat and cheese. It's just onion, meat and cheese. A little with a little animal. A little spread on the side. Little spread. Mm-hmm. And it's delicious. That's my favorite way to get it. No, you get fries. I get fries. What kind of drink? Pink lemonade. I would say each fast food place has their own drink. Yeah. A hundred percent. A hundred percent. Yeah. If I'm getting Taco Bell, I'm probably, whoa, whoa, whoa. You're jumping ahead of the curb. We're talking about in and out here maybe. Okay. Sorry. What's your in and out order? My inn out. Double, double animal. So extra grilld onions. Extra whole grilled onions. Mm-hmm. Sometimes chopped chilies if I'm feeling spicy. Mm-hmm. And I gotta go root beer. Root beer is. And animal fries. If I'm going crazy. I'm say, are you getting animal fries? Animal fries, extra grilled on as well. See, I get extra spreads just to dip my fries in. Yeah. I'm a ketchup guy though. You, that's where we differ. I am not a big ketchup girl. Not my thing. That's fine. You and Obama, I'm spread. You and Obama. Hey, you guys look alike and you eat alike. I mean, twin and I, I thought you were Obama for a second. That's crazy. Jump scare. Jump Scare. Hit me. Next topic, Krispy Kreme. I love Krispy Kreme. I don't know. You said they're fast food, I guess they have a drive through. They literally have a drive-through. Does a drive-through immediately say Yes. This is fast food? Yes. Okay.'cause they're speed. Yeah, it's speed.'cause they're so fast. It's drive through. Okay. If it, if it doesn't have a drive through, is it still fast food are was saying Krispy Kreme could then take the crown for best fast food dessert though. It's not dessert, is it? It's breakfast.. Maybe it takes the cake for breakfast. Breakfast. Best breakfast. Fast food. Best breakfast, fast food. Crispy cream. If crispy Kreme is fast. Food is Dunkin Donuts fast food. Dunkin Donuts would be fast food. But that means Starbucks is also fast food. Which I agree, but I already thought, I already think Starbucks is on. Yeah. Starbucks is fast food. Okay. Um, so Krispy Kreme, I love Krispy Kreme and I love that they have their own signature thing. It's, they really locked in a great donut. They're like, we own glaze. They, they really own glaze. Like they own a glaze if you want a glaze. They got you. Yeah. They got you locked down. Yeah. They said I tried to Postmates Krispy Kreme on Sunday and I wanted donut holes. And they did not have donut holes. On Postmates. On Postmates. They have'em in person. Yeah, but not on Postmates. Well, that would probably give the, and that was disappointing. You know, the whole nation might go down for diabetes. Well, feet would be getting cut off left and right. Yeah. I was gonna take one for the team and do it for everyone, but, but they wouldn't let me. All right. Hit me. Next topic, Penda Express. Oh, I have a new love for that too. New. You do have a newfound love. Mm-hmm. Did you have it for the first time recently? Yeah. How old were you? 28. Wow. Thanks for outing How old I am. Whoa. Old lady. Yeah. I have a new love for Panda Express as an old woman. As an old lady, as an old bag. How old are you? 30. Yeah, let's fight. Yeah. You like it Pervert. You don't? I love Panda Express, a little chow, mein orange chicken, beef, and broccoli. Oh my God. I to walk. Am I getting that for dinner? I'm about to walk there. Damn. I know what I'm having tonight. Panda Express. It's also sin to get when you're in a big city. Why? Because we have good Chinese food options. Yeah, but see that's the difference. Fast food burger. Acceptable. Fast food. Chinese. Fast food, Chinese. Unacceptable. Kind of unacceptable. I get it taken away from a lot of mom and pop shops that need it and are better. You taken, you're taken away from some 4-year-old, but hear me out. Who thinks he has a good burger the other way, but me out? Way cheaper. Way cheaper. Chinese food. Bang for buck. Chinese food in the city is low key, expensive. Especially if you Postmates it. Especially if you Postmates it like we do like us. We Postmates everything. Yeah. Postmates pay pigs on record. Yeah. Disgusting. Yeah. What's your take on Panda Express? I love it. I can't, I, I love, I mean, it's just sugar. It's so much sugar on everything, and I love it. It's how they getcha. Yeah, and I like. I would say I'd do a Mountain Dew there just to keep the sugar train going. That's crazy. A mountain dew. Yeah. Why not go crazy? Wow. Really lose my feet. Yeah. Talk about losing feet, orange chicken and mountain de dew. Okay. Diabetes? Yeah. Take him at the knee at this point. Take him at the knee. Wow. Gotta propose somehow. Gotta make this guy propose, huh? Somehow. Somehow get' em down there. One knee at a time, one way or another. Hit me. Next topic. Starbucks. I hate it. I won't go. I'm over it. It's, it was good 10 years ago. It's like, it is the, probably the biggest downfall of a fast food in our generation. It's just a cup of disappointment every time I do the cold brew. Cold brew bad a lot. Everything disappoints every time. Now the food's bad. Guess who fell off? Starbucks. Starbucks. Starbucks. You really lost, that mermaid has drowned. Yeah, she's, she's dead in the water. It's crazy that literally no one went to save her. She was hot, but she was so good looking. Yeah. Nothing. She was a siren. She crashed Own ship. She crashed her own ship. Yep. Well, yeah. Starbucks sucks. Starbucks sucks. Never go to Starbucks. I don't care how small of a town you live in, there's a better option. A better mom and pop to go to Exactly. Talk about supporting small business. Yeah. Loser. Fuck a Starbucks. Fuck a Starbucks Loserville. If you go to Starbucks. Yep. You're a loser. Yep. Next topic, subway. I don't remember the last time I had a subway, but I will say they have the best chocolate chip cookies. They do a foot long version of it now, which I could see you that's fucked up going crazy. God, that's fucked up. Could see. I hate how much I would love that. Woah, once again, you didn't even consider them for best fast food dessert. It's still not better than a Mcflurry subway before a beach day as a kid. Put your head on, right? Yeah. That's delicious that What's your subway order? I don't remember what mine was. I think mine was a Turkey sandwich, but I don't remember. I used to be a spicy Italian guy until I cared about how I felt after I used to do spicy Italian with the sweet onion sauce. Uhhuh. Every veg, the sweet onion sauce is elite. They got rid of it. What? Uh, yeah, they changed it to like a sweet onion teriyaki. It's way thicker. It's way different. No, that's not what it was. That's not the same. It was a thin sauce. It was like a dressing. Yeah. Yeah. Um, but now I'm just a Turkey, no cheese. All the veg honey mustard salad on a sandwich. Salad on a sandwich. Nice. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I had, bang for Buck, I don't remember the last time I went to Subway, so I don't know what my order would be anymore, but it was good when I would get it when I was younger. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I used to get there tuna too, but now it's not even tuna. What? Well, I don't think it ever was. What do you mean it's not tuna? They found out it's not really that much tuna in the tuna. Fuck you Subway. Whoa. Better ingredients, better people. Papa John's. Yeah. Get it together. Yep. That's speaking of Wait, what? What do you drink at Subway? Sobe. Oh, you do drink a Sobe? Yeah. I would do a water, unfortunately. That's fair. That's fair. Yeah. That's more my speed. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Alright, next topic. Speaking of pizza, Domino's. I love the Domino's on the up. Yeah. Domino's is coming up. When we were kids, Domino's was down. Domino's taste, that was no good. Domino's was called cardboard pizza. That one was bad. Bad, yeah. Nobody, that was good. Good? Yeah. Mm-hmm. I love their extra thin, extra crispy pizzas. A new like, it's like a graham cracker. It's fucking delicious. Addictive. Yes, it is so addictive. It's delicious. But also when we were in, even their normal one is good now. When we were in ho uh, Hawaii, Florida, in Florida, we got so drunk. We ordered one pizza, shared it with that lady, and then we were like that broad. Ate all our pizza, get another. We ordered another. It was the same fucking delivery guy and we got the same exact pizza. And he is like two, huh? I'm like, Hey man, don't judge us. Hey man, someone, lady ate our pizza. Hey. It's not our fault. Some crazy lady at this wedding ate my pizza. I don't know what to tell you. Um, that was pretty unhinged of us to get a pizza, share it, lose it, get another. We didn't really lose it. We ate it, we lost it. We ate the pizza, we lost it. We back to back it. We ordered pizza back to back. And that's, Hey. And that's just a testament to how good dominoes got. Yeah. You're gonna order it back to back. It's gonna be pretty good back to back. And with that, I would have a Coke. I would also have a Coke. Mm-hmm. It would come in the liter. I wouldn't be happy with it, but it's so good. I'd be pissed, but I'm probably drunk getting it, so I'm probably gonna just, lights are off. Chug as much as I can. Lights are off. Yeah. Nobody's home. Nobody's home. Next topic. KFC. Never had it. I can't imagine that's true. Name a time I can't. Exactly. What are your thoughts on it though? Having never had it? Something about it gives me the ick. It's too much chicken. Yeah, a bucket of chicken. You don't need it. It's really salty and really good though. You'd probably like it. I'm a big chicken girl. You love fried chicken. So I'd probably love it. It's one of my favorite foods. I almost said something crazy. Yeah. Don't, um. Say it. No. Too crazy. Yeah. I don't, I don't trust you to cut it out. I wouldn't, you wouldn't. I'd leave it. Um, yeah. So I've never had it, but, um, people that love it really love it. It's pretty good. It's probably the sodium addiction for sure. It's so good. Really. And you get mashed potatoes. Where else can you get mashed potatoes? Mashed potatoes and gravy? What? Yeah, man, I, yeah. I never had, it's almost like a real meal. Is it fast food? There's a drive through then? Yes. All right. I used to have the bucket of lemonade too. That's what you get there. Bucket of lemonade. It was so good. Do I need to get this? Demon Babie tries new addiction. Demon Babie tries KFC. I don't even know if there's one around we, I'm sure there's one somewhere. I'm sure we could find one in the valley somewhere. I only have one KFC and it's in the ghetto and it's shares. It's building with dominoes and Taco Bell. Demon Babie tries every fast food. Boom. Put it one put in, put it all in the same bucket, demon Babie gains a hundred pounds, baby loses their feet. Yeah. You know, at this point we're cutting ourselves off at the hip. Yeah, we're just paraplegic at this point. We're just fully gone. Sorry. Hit me. Next topic, Jack in the box. Which you hate'cause they, you don't like their curly fries. I think their curly fries are great. They also have criss cut fries also. Great. I don't like those either. Uh, their burgers are crazy. Don't like'em. I like their ad campaigns. I like their mascot. I like Jack Jack's got swagger. You don't? You don't like I have no, I have no comment on Jack in the Box. I don't like any of it. You have no comment on his ads campaign? I don't like any of it. What about the little bobblehead that you could put on your antenna? You used to be able to put on your antenna? You're a real pussy, you know? Yeah. You're a real pansy. Yeah. Real yellow belly. Well, you're dating me. I hope our children don't have the bellies of a yellow like you. She's flashing the camera. Alright, nevermind. Wait, but do you like it? I like it. Not anymore. I haven't had in a long time. You take, you feel really? It's probably the, I'll give it the crown of greasiest fast food. Worst fast food. greasiest. Answer the question. We'll get there. All right, hit me. Next topic. Taco Bell. I have a new, I've always been cool with Taco Bell. You've always been to homies. We're always cool. You've been around the block with it. Yeah. You've seen it at at school. I had it growing up. We would get it, but it wasn't like a huge fan. Like I wasn't like, let's get Taco Bell, but I was cool. If we got it. We live right next door to one. We never go. But now that I've had a crunch wrap. I have a newfound appreciation for it. The glory of a crunch wrap is amazing. It really changed my perception. Mm-hmm. Of Taco Bell. Mm-hmm. But my beef is that it doesn't have Sprite. Oh. It only has Starry. I hate that. Mm. Just have Sprite. But I get that Pepsi owns them. So Pepsi bought them. I know. Yeah. Uh, yeah. So that makes sense. So that's what I would drink with a. Taco Bell, if you could. It's Sprite. Yeah, I guess I drink a starry. They basically do the same. I do a Pepsi. You do a Pepsi? I do a Pepsi. How do you feel about a Pepsi at Taco Bell? Mm-hmm. It's the best Pepsi in the world. Really? Taco Bell's Pepsi is the best. Pepsi, oh, the same way. McDonald's. Coke is the best Coke. People don't really like to talk about how Taco Bells Pepsi is the best. Pepsi. Talk about it. It's the best Talk your shit. I'm standing on my business. What do you think makes it better? Is it colder? Is it frothier? It's. More concentrated or just better taken care of because I bet Pepsi owns Taco Bell. I bet they have better regulations on it. Well, the same reason that McDonald, well McDonald's is Coke's biggest client, so they send them aluminum. Huge things, not bags of plastic. Oh, so it doesn't like leach into the drink at all? There's no plastic. Yeah. I bet they do the same thing at Taco Bell, I'm imagine. Mm-hmm. With Pepsi. So when you get a Taco Bell, Pepsi, it's delicious so much. So when I have a can of Pepsi, I will then subconsciously crave Taco Bell. I've learned, oh wow. I got a little Pavlov's dog in me. Oh, wow. Yeah. I'm a real, that's crazy. You're trained. Real trained. Wow. Yeah. I love that for you. Thanks. That's crazy. Yeah. I don't drink Starry, so it doesn't do that for me. Hit me, next topic. How about the king. The king, not Burger King. Nope. Fuck Burger King. It's not even on the list is, it's not even on the list. Goodbye. Uh, McDonald's love. I, um, I've always consistent. Consistent isn't fun. I love that they're always changing their toys for kids. That was one of my favorite things growing up. That is pretty cool. What do you think of their celebrity? Uh, collabs. Oh, super fun. Super relevant. Okay. Um, do I think it's the healthiest thing in the world? No, no, we're not talking about that. It's not my job to endorse everything being the healthiest. Mm-hmm. But I think it's fun. And if I was a celebrity, I might do it. But What would your celebrity collab meal be with McDonald's? Oh my God, that's such a good question. I know. I don't know. I maybe it'd just be like a Big Mac with extra pickles and onion. Really? Yeah. I love a Big Mac. I'm a Big Mac whore. You know, I'm not as big of a Big Mac whore as you are. No, well, I'm a bigger whore than you in general. True. I, I might go crazy and make my own thing. I might do a burger with nuggets on it, and that's pretty crazy. Yeah, I think that would be a fun, crazy twist. How many nuggets on a burger? Three. No, not enough. You're not gonna, that's not more than a Patty three. They're like this big, and the patties are like this big. So three or four? No, five. Yeah. I think you have to do five. Five up the game. It's three or five odd number. Five. Five piece on there. I wouldn't do an even number. That would be weird. You got sauce. I would do a ranch. It'd be crazy. I'd do a probably a barbecue on the bottom and a ranch on top, and it'd be fucking crazy, but I bet it'd be delicious. Barbecue on bottom. Ranch on top. Mm-hmm. Have you ever dipped one of the nuggets in the barbecue and a ranch? It's almost like a Santa bar. It's like a barbecue chicken salad. Yep. But on a sandwich. Yep. Sandwich salad. On sandwich? Mm-hmm. Extra lettuce? Yep. Mm. Do you think cost effective? They'll be fine with this. No. You think the lawyers will be all right? Yes, the lawyers will be okay. They have a mean barbecue sauce too. I know. I like their barbecue sauce. So hit me up for my amazing blonde blonde Babie. The Blonde Babie Burger Burger Club. Yep. Blonde Babie Burger Club. The BBC. All right, blonde Babie's chicken burger. Hit me. Next topic, Italian McDonald's. Too clean. We we It's too clean. It tastes too fresh. It tastes, it tastes wrong. Tastes fully wrong. Didn't we have it in, um, Spain as well? Yeah. Uh, okay. International McDonald's. International. McDonald's. Let's get into it. Spain, bottom worst. Worst Too clean. Doesn't have any grit to it. I think Spain had some grit to it, but not the right kind of grit. It had the wrong grit. It was odd. Mm-hmm. Spain was, I think Italian had tomato on it. Like a fresh tomato that, that blew me out of the water. I was like, what's going on here? Like it threw you off. Threw me off. But did you like it better than Spain? Yes, I would go with Italy, Spain. Oh, okay. Wait, so Spain. Spain, Italy, and then did we have it in Korea or just Japan? Japan. Just Japan. Japan. Japan. Japan. McDonald's. Japan. Japan. Japan. Japan. Japan. McDonald's is insane. If you're in Japan, just go. It's so fun. The menu's crazy. The menu's crazy. What we got, they have like a, a weird, crazy rice dish. We had rice. No, we had rice buns. Like it was wasn't a bun, it was two rice patties. I would love to have that. Again, that might be my secondary. I would do one chicken thing and then I would, would make them, I gonna let you bring that over here. It's my collab club. I can do what I want. They don't want that over here. That I don't care if it's my collab. That's appropriating their culture. I love it. All right. Colonizer. We'll call it the colonizer. Wait, I'm trying to colonize here. If I'm trying to bring it here, call it the colonizer combo. I'm trying to overwrite the American culture with Japanese culture. Call it the rising sun. I don't know what you want to call it. My god, that was crazy. Um, yeah, the rice bun thing was fire. What would your toy be? Like a little bobblehead, like a little smiley face bobblehead of you. Oh, like a little smiley face? Oh yeah. All right. Whatever. Um, what would your toy be? What's your, you still vibrator? Okay. That's crazy. It's not a kid's meal. It is a kid's meal. No, it's not. They're gonna sell it as a kid's meal well they shouldn't. Not yours. That's crazy. Yours is a real adult meal. I said X rated. Extra pickles. Do you have to show your ID to get your meal? Yes. It's 21 and up You gotta know. You gotta show. You can party, I guess. I mean, comes with a shot of tequila. Crazy. All right, last topic. Last topic. Worst fast food. Burger King. Easy. Burger King. Yeah. Trash. The king has fallen. The King never rose. No. King's Day. No Kings. Literally. We marched for this. We marched for this. Yeah. Burger King sucks. I would order nothing. I would rather not eat. Their chicken fries are pretty good. Nope. Whopper is not that bad. A little too much Mayo always. Burger King or Carls Jr. What's better? Pick one. I picked Carls Jr. I'd rather eat their chicken tenders because they're stars. No, they have strips. Oh. Their stars are nice though. Yeah. Good shape. Yeah. Uh, see they got options. I guess I'll go Carls. I haven't had Carls. I don't know. Last time I had Carls, I viscerally remember eating. Carl's growing up.'cause there was one close to our house. Yeah. It's been probably like 10 years since I've had Carl's Jr. So it's so good. I guess I gotta go Burger King then. It's the worst. I've had burgers sooner. Yeah, I'll go with Burger. Better King. Better than Carls. No, you're wrong. King over. Carls, you're wrong. Junior down here. King up here. No. Well, false. And this household is a, this is a, we are in shambles house divided actually. New last topic. Okay. What's your fast food restaurant? What would I make? What would it be called? I don't know what it'd be called, but I think it would be a breakfast place. Hmm. Because I love breakfast. Breakfast fast breakfast, fast food. Breakfast, fast food, breakfast. And I would make, yeah, I would make a burrito and a donut, I think. And I would sell only those two things. And I would have coffee. Oh, that would be my, my fast food breakfast. I, maybe I would even do drive through only. Are you, are you going like Starbucks though? Like a lot of coffees? No. Oh. I would maybe do one special of the month and it would change latte. Latte. Okay. So that would be my latte. This isn't giving fast food though. I don't care. It's my restaurant. Let me do my crazy recipes. Okay. I'd have my rotating special latte. Got it. I'd have probably a drip and probably doing iced drip. Okay. There you go. And that would be what I would have. What would your fast food restaurant be? Oh, I actually thought about this. I would, it'd be called the American. The American. It'd be burgers. Okay, burgers only. No chicken. Just burgers, burgers, burgers, and fries. And I would open it in Japan.. Okay. And what would you serve? I would serve smash burgers and normal burgers. Two kinds. Two kinds. Big burger. Very thin burger. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I like it. Yeah. And it'd be called the American. Mm-hmm. And it'd be super Americana themed. Well, they love that there. Exactly. A lot of American themed things. And you call it the American, and you wanna go get American Burger. What would each burger be called? The Smash American and the Full American, or the thin American and the Fat American. I like that. The Skinny American and the Fat American. Exactly. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I like it. Mm-hmm. You are gonna get a skinny or a fatty. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. I think we just found our new business. I mean, I might leave. That's it, ladies and gentlemen. Americajin catch us next year in Japan. We'll be opening the American. That's our episode. Thanks for listening. I am Joey Lombardo, and that's Emma Nilsson. And I'm craving fast food now. We haven't had dinner. I'm so hungry, I'm starving. And what are we gonna get? This was a terrible topic. Terrible, terrible, horrible. Thanks for watching. We'll see you next week. 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