Ep 33: Lunch, PB&Js, Chips & Office Lunch Etiquette

Get ready to unwrap Episode 33, Demon Babies—because it’s LUNCH TIME. From Emma’s chaotic childhood meal of Nutella, Cheetos, and candy, to Joey’s Pick Up Stix cafeteria days, we’re diving into the dos, don’ts, and unspoken rules of lunchtime. Whether you were a hot lunch kid, a Lunchable queen, or a PB&J minimalist, this episode feeds your nostalgia and your inner food critic. Grab a tray and dig in—we're serving opinions hotter than microwaved leftovers.

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kind Welcome to another episode of the Demon Babie podcast. I'm sitting here with my little lass of lunch. Emma Nilsson, my best friend. Blond Babie. You can catch her on Instagram podcasts. And that's about it. Oh. You're on. Tik tok. Tik tok. Yeah, you Tik tok. I Tik Tok. You're huge. I am actually the most popular. Tik Toker you'll ever follow. Blow up, blow her up. Blow me up. Blow her up. And I'm sitting here with the demon of Hollywood. He may be on a chill one right now, but he's about to turn up this weekend for his dirty 30. Well, we didn't have to bring age into this, but, Yeah. Turning 30. Last podcast at 29. We got to bring it up. Jesus Christ. I better really knock this out of the park. Let's get into it. Today's the lunch episode. We'll get the hang of these intro’s one day. No, no. I would put money on. We never nail it. That's a safe bet honestly. For the intros... Because we don't practice. We don't. We wing it every time. And we will never practice. No, I refuse. Why would you rehearse? I can’t. Pointless. It is. What? Are we gonna get better? Oh, no. The thing is, we would practice and then we would still wing it. Yeah, cause, I mean. You’d be like.. You already heard me. I would feel something different from the moment. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. You wouldn't want to say it again. Yeah. Well, like we didn't say in the intro. This is the lunch episode. So welcome. And let's hit me with a. First. Topic. What’d you have for lunch today? Didn't have lunch. Didn’t have lunch today. You knew we were filming the lunch episode and you didn't think this would come up, did you? I did, and I, so I had this. You skipped lunch completely. No, I had a protein bar when I got home from working out. Pfff okay? Arnold? It's all I had for lunch today. Sorry. Protein bar. So we're in a big cut phase, it sounds like. Yeah. So I had breakfast, and I've already. We’re not talking about breakfast! What I'm saying is, I've already talked about what I eat for breakfast on the breakfast episode. So for lunch, I'm not a big lunch fan. I just think it's a waste of time. I had a protein bar and a water. How much time did that save you? A lot I didn't have to cook anything. All right, pick anything up or I walked around and ate it. I did other stuff. Multitask. I just don't like lunch. What did you have for lunch? I had a burrito. Oh, the El Pollo Loco. Chipotle. Chicken Avovado burrito. It used to be called chicken avocado burrito. But they switched it on me now it’s Chipotle guacamole burrito. And I can't say that fast or fun and it's ruined the whole bit for me. The bits ruined. I just. Do you stop going? It's almost getting to that point. Call them and tell them I was a big fan. But now I'm not because you changed the name, so. I ruined it. To be honest, I it's maybe my first old person move. I still call it the chicken Avocado burrito, but they know what I'm talking about. So it was fine. Until they get a new employee. they’re gonna be like what the F*ck are you ordering. What’s the old man want? We haven't had that in years. So yeah, I had a burrito for lunch. Nice. And yeah. One thing. Did you have breakfast? No. Okay, so we're on the same page next topic. What's your favorite lunch? Oh my god. Lunch. Obviously, it's gonna be hard for me. Why? What's your favorite. Lunch? Probably. Oh. I do have a favorite lunch. I don't get it very often. No one gets their favorite thing often. Jones. Chinese chicken salad. That's your favorite lunch? Maybe yeah! Chinese chicken salad. I love it so good. Top tier sparks a lot of joy for me. Are you eating it there or here? Probably here, but I could eat there too. So DoorDash, because they're not on Postmates? Yeah. I'll DoorDash and I'll get a pink lemonade with it, and I'll keep the glass bottle and I'll use it as a water bottle at the gym and can get in trouble. Yeah. Yeah. That's my favorite. What's your favorite lunch. Oh. Oh it has to be raw raw lunch is my favorite lunch. Raw sushi or oysters for lunch. Okay. By far my favorite lunch. Okay. And, either oysters and a wine. A nice white, crisp white. Or sushi and a sake and a real screaming cold Sapporo. I like that. That's my favorite. Lunch. That's a. Great lunch. Yeah. That's good lunch. Solid. Yeah. All right. That would probably be my other favorite. If I had to pick two. Oh, if you had to. But you're still going Chinese chicken salad. Well, I'm assuming I'm eating alone for whatever reason. Because all alone. But if I'm with you or I'm on a, like, a lunch date. Definitely sushi. 100% Oh, I hope you'd be with me on this lunch date. But if I'm alone, Chinese Chicken salad. All right. Next topic. Lunch, friends. Speaking of who you eat lunch with. Who you eat lunch with. What are you used to. Like when you were a. Kid? Any time in your life. Well when I was a kid, I had friends I ate lunch with. Okay. What were they like? Losers? Yeah. Yeah. Real nerds? You're a dork. Well the group of girls I hung out with. Ironically, I don't know how we never met. Hung out around the skater kids next to the cafeteria. I didn't hang out with those skater kids. Oh, well, I hung out in and around them. I assumed you hung. Out with em. No, I was with the actual cool skater kids. Not your faux pas skater kids. I don't know what ones you were even hanging out with. I didn't talk to them. I was a loser. Loser. Hello. loser. So a lot of friends now. A lot of friends. You have lunch? Friends? There are still friends are dedicated to lunch. Oh, I see what you're saying. Not all friends are lunch friends. Some friends are lunch friends. Lunch friends are fun because you really. You don't see them when you're being a psychopath at night most of the time. So you really download on what's been going on. It’s a huge yap session a lunch friend. It's very fun. It's a big download. Download was a good word for. Me a lunch friend. We're having lunch for three hours. We're there for a long time. Two, three hours. You push your limits on the lunch time. We have overstayed our welcome at the restaurant 100% absolutely. And maybe you even got a coffee after. Yeah. They're pissed. They're like, you just had one salad between the two of you. One of you weirdly didn't eat. Yeah. I me and my friends don’t really do that when we get lunch. But yeah. And then someone will get a coffee or something weird. Yeah. My bill just gets bigger the longer we stay. there. Not yours. Okay. No ours doesn't really well if we get coffee, but lunch. Friends, though. what about lunch? For your. Lunch friends? When I was a kid, I still thought designated friends that you just hung out with at lunch. And that carried over to adulthood. And there's still those. Some of them are same people just. Really are for you. You go to them, you talk, you give them everything you got, and then you see them in two months. Yeah, yeah. It's like a two month thing too You can't do it that often. Or at least I can't. No, I think that's a universal thing. If it's a lunch friend you don't see them very often. True. You do a check in and a lot of the times you try to meet up and it weirdly doesn't happen. So then you're too much reset because you tried and then. Yeah every attempt counts as well. Yeah. Yeah. Because. So then you can get pushed six months out weirdly. Yeah. Yeah. Next topic. Drinking at lunch. Drinking at lunch is always sillier than I think it's going to be. I always like if you ask me do you want a drink at lunch. Probably say no. Always. And then I get there and I'm like oh wait this is going to be really fun. Let me have a silly little drink right now. Yeah. So you are never convinced with drinking at lunch? Never convinced because I always get really tired after drinking. You're bamboozled into it. I would say, yeah, but I always have a good time. But I think it's exhausting if you're in the sun, because we just did a big day of drinking lunch drinking yesterday, and we were exhausted by the end of the day. No, it's, you day drinkers are real strong at. I'll give it to you. They really handle business. I like, Even if you're at work, you get one drink. That's real naughty. That's really naughty. It's not. That naughty. So naughty. No, it's like the 50s, right? There are two martinis, and I'll go back to work. That's crazy. Have you done that? No, one drink. I've had a beer. Lunch time. Well, you were meeting up with someone. Yeah. No, not by yourself. No, alone lunch. You don't really drink. No. Oh, so maybe you do. I don't. Well. Not you. Them the listeners. If you do, that's okay. I'm not going to shame you. Sounds like you’re shaming. Question it, but I'm not going to shame you for it. Like, who am I to shame anyone for doing anything crazy? We can't shame. We can't cast any shame. No. Drinking alone should be fun, though. Good wine, a good margarita. They have drinks. There are designated lunch, drinks as there are lunch friends. Beers. Margaritas. Wine. I would say white wine, not red wine. I don't like sangria. So for me it's a no. I guess you can do that. When else would you drink Sangria? You're not drinking at night. I'm not drinking it. Since when do you not like sangria? We drank a bunch of sangria in Barcelona. Well, that was good sangria. Okay, so you like good sangria? Yeah. Time and place, Joey. Well, everythings time and place. And the lunch isn't always the time or the place. Okay? Maybe somewhere exotic, like Barcelona. You can have a lunch anywhere in the world. Sangria. Sangria in Barcelona. Next topic. Birthday lunch. Birthday lunch is so fun. Where do you want to go for birthday lunch? Birthday lunch? Oh for me? Yeah. You knew that was coming. I actually didn't even think of that. It is a Sunday. I want oysters, maybe. Oooh Fun. Keep it light. I don't know, I'm gonna have a big, dinner. I have. Two pulls. Hit me with it. What do you think I should do for my birthday lunch? Salty girl. Okay. Or found oyster? I’m leaning found. Yeah. It's more your vibe. Yeah. Okay. Fun. Oh, I'm excited Grrrrr rrr.. Foaming at the mouth. Excited for this lunch already. What would your ideal birthday lunch be? Birthday lunch? No lunch. No lunch. Big breakfast, big breakfast. Brunch. No, I don't want to drink. I'm just going to drink at night. Okay, so your ideal birthday lunch is. A delicious coffee. A coffee? Yes. Okay. Maybe a croissant or something. Okay. Yeah. Maybe oysters. That sounds like a very fun, I would want to go on a rooftop. I mean, that'd be nice. Open air. Yeah, but my birthday's at the end of the year, so it could be cold. It's usually not. It can be. It can be. Anyways, next topic. What's your emergency? Gas station. Lunch. You have to eat lunch. You only have a gas station as an option. You didn’t have breakfast. You're starving. Middle of nowhere. You're going to hate what I have to say. I would love to hear it. Banana. Okay. That's it. And a water. A banana and a water. That's not true. You wouldn't get a coffee too. Oh, I probably get a cold brew. Come on, give me the full gas station. I don't know what they sell What do you mean? You haven't been to a gas station before? Like, what would I get if I had to go to a gas station? I’ve seen you eat at gas stations all the time. Who are you pretending to be? What do I eat? You don't get Milano's. It's been like ten years since I got Milano’s at the gas station. If you're emergency eating at a gas station. I'm not getting Milano's. I'm not getting cookies. I'm not getting chips. You're getting a banana. I'm getting banana. What if they don’t have a banana? which a lot don't. I tried to get a banana the other day. Oh yeah. It is an ordeal. They usually do. I feel. Like. Couldn’t. Okay, maybe I'll get. A chip or like a popcorn or something. What kind of chip? Or like a granola bar? Okay. Probably get a Granola bar. Okay. Granola bar. Yeah. Okay. What would. You get? I get a Clif bar. Smart. I would probably get if it's a deer, like where in the thick of it. Got gonna pass out. If I don't eat right. Now, I'm going to get the ham and cheese sandwich. It's not good, but it will pass. Tough times have called upon that ham and cheese sandwich before. Okay. It's terrible, but I will do. I don't drive that much. Clearly. I drive a lot. Yeah. And then I'll do water coffee or Pepsi or something. I like a spicy chip. I like, I like a Tapatio Doritos. Okay. Or the Doritos, Thai chili lime or whatever that one is. That one's the best Dorito they make. And. If I'm going sweet. If it's the morning, I'll do. Well. No, this is the lunch episode. This is lunch, I take that all back. Yeah. Okay. I stick with what I. said. I like it. Clif. Bar sandwich, water, coffee, tapatillo spicy sandwich. chip. I would do cold brew, water, some kind of granola bar. I don't like Clif bars. Kit-Kat. No candies, no candy. Why? You are you shushing? No, I wasn't shushing. I was saying no, I. Okay. It's lunch. Okay. Sweet treats are for at night. It's going to be different episode okay. True. Next topic. Childhood lunch. Oh mine was crazy okay. Yeah. Well, so my mom made my lunch. I was gonna say. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So it was always a sandwich every day. So it was a sandwich. It was either peanut butter and jelly got it or peanut butter fluff. That's crazy. Or a Nutella sandwich. Okay. So candies. Candies. Got it. You see why I'm rejecting all the candy now. Then it would be so is that a bag of chips. Usually what of chips. Cheetos or Doritos. Okay. What kind of Doritos or Lay's. It was that mixed box thing. I know so. So which one did you prefer? I liked the red Doritos. I didn't like blue doritos. Nacho cheese. Not cool ranch. Yeah. Surprising because you're a ranch person. I know, but I don't like the cool ranch Doritos. That's crazy. I don't like. You might have to reinvest. No. All right. Okay, so it’d be one of those sandwiches. One of those chips, a piece of fruit, either an apple or a banana. And then candy. She always put in either a like she had a this big bag of candy. Oh, a piece of candy. Yeah. Oh, a piece of candy. Milky Ways, Kit-Kats, thousand grand bars. Hundred grand bar. Yeah, that's now how I say it. What else? Or crunches. What was the beverage? I would bring my own bottle of water when I was old enough, but when I was really little, it would be like, choose a box. Gatorade. It's like a box Gatorade. Or a Capri Sun. Capri Sun. But she really liked giving us those box Gatorades. Really? Yeah. I don't even know what those are. It's this little square juice box. Or, apple juice. Apple juice? Apple juice. Yeah. Go figure. Yeah. And I just started hating everything flavored. After all of those weird drinks. So, I just started bringing bottled water. Bottled water is intense. it's like an adult. You're like a 40 year old woman at that point. Yeah, well, that's crazy. My school lunch was a turkey sandwich or ham. Did you make it, or did Your mom? No, my mom made it for elementary school, then middle school to high school. I was on the government. Whatever the. Subsidy. Okay. Food. Elementary school was turkey or ham sandwich with cheese, mayo, mustard, white bread. I always got it. Always white bread. Yeah. Mine too. Right. Yeah. A can of whatever soda we had in the house off brand, and it smashed the hell out of the sandwich. Was it like UFC submitted the sandwich every day? I think in the lunch bag also was a brown bag kid. I didn't know I was a brown bag kid too Brown bag kid. Yeah, I went through a couple years in elementary school. I had a like a different pale thing and then I got made fun of for it and I switched to Brown Bag. That makes sense. Yeah, that's some dorky shit. Yep. Sandwich, soda chip. And my mom never fucking sprung for the Ziploc bags. I actually locked it. Was the fold over ones. And that shit was embarrassing. And I hated it. And I hated them. It went everywhere it went, everywhere it went, everywhere. The whole thing was just the tornado. It was like someone molested a pillow. Yeah, like. And all the stuffing was just my lunch. It literally was. Yeah. So I was, And then when we got into the government stuff, I was like, buying lunch and went, here we go, you go, you get to the lunchroom fast enough. For some reason, our school would have only like ten orders of pick up sticks. Chinese food. Oh, I was like orange chicken on top of white rice. that was it. Okay. That's weird, but you get there first. It's gone. Yeah. So that was my favorite. So you. would race. There. What was your favorite childhood lunch? Probably the days I would get Nutella. The Nutella I was hyped. Like, I was like. We made. It? I've won Nutella, Cheetos, Apple. I mean, I don't like bananas. I still don't like. Bananas that much. Oh, but you'd get one at a gas station. Yeah, because it's clean. Okay. Miss clean. Sorry. And, Milky Way. That was my favorite. What about the peanut kids? You ever mess with them? No, no, no one does. Losers. You don't. You have to go to your own table. It's embarrassing. I feel so bad for them. I think you mess with them, like, go with my peanut butter sandwich over. Yeah. Did you go taunt them with the peanut butter sandwich? You go throw some. It was. Put some on the. seats. but you can't. Yeah. No. Go blow it over. the not the molecules. All right, next up. The sandwich. I would like to just say, in general, that's a lunch food only are sandwiches allowed outside of lunch. I think people do it, but I don't agree. I think breakfast sandwiches are more the first*Something falls* it’s fine. Yeah. Is a burger a sandwich? Not to. Me. Because it's a burger. Because you don't go on having a burger sandwich. Yes, I want a sandwich burger. But when you see a lot of menus, they put burgers under sandwiches. And the. That's true. I mean, it's two pieces of bread, but I'm not calling a burger. It's a sandwich. It's a bun. Is not. Bread. It's not bread. I think that's a separation for me. Okay. Yeah. So what was the question? It's just an ode to sandwich. What's your favorite sandwich? I think I'm really into, Ike’s menage a trois Oh. My favorite sandwich right now. Oh, I could have one right now. No. Weird. go. I guess I skipped lunch so late lunch, late lunch I love it. So it's. What is it like a. Halal chicken honey mustard sandwich thing. It’s so good. menage a trois how do you remember that. I don't I make you order. Oh, yeah. Well you just name dropped it. Well it's my favorite sandwich. Pervert. You would have. The only is sexually named sandwich as your favorite. Whatever. It's my it's the best sandwich They have. It's also the only one I've tried. Is it the only one you tried? Is it the only menage a trois for you tried. What's your favorite sandwich? Answer? The question. No What’s your favorite sandwich? Sandwich. Favorite sandwich? I love a good tuna sandwich. Yeah, that's probably one of my favorites, too. Okay, but I like the tuna melt as well, which you don't no. Yeah, you hate it. I don't like cheese on tuna. That's crazy. Okay, I get it, I refuse. I would just say sandwiches are amazing. Is it? are sandwiches American? Pastime. Because I think of the ironworkers from New York. Eating them all. Yeah. Mid day out of their little lunch pails. Yeah, that was the last moment. Lunch pails were cool. Yeah, 100%. 100%. It was also basically their toolbox. So. Yeah. I'm wondering if French people had sandwiches, like, on their baguettes. I feel like they didn't. I feel like they'd do, like, a bite‘n a bite. Yeah. Bite of meat, bit of bread, bite of cheese. Yeah, I agree. Squirt the mayo in their mouth. We need a fact check on this. Where were sandwiches originated. I don't. Know, are they mostly American? I would have to guess Germany if not here. But I will say Japanese have really perfected the egg salad sandwich. Oh, yeah. And the chicken katsu sandwich with the fried chicken. Oh, don't get me started on the train sandwich. In the bullet train. If you're in Japan on a bullet train, get the chicken katsu sandwiches. Fire is the first thing I ate in Japan. Sandwich chain gas sandwich. Delicious. We were also starving. Yeah. So, yeah, I would just, like, a moment of silence for sandwiches. Thank you for your service. Next up. Office lunch. What are the rules? It cannot smell. If it smells, you go outside. You can't reheat any seafood. I think you can eat seafood. Cold. I think a cold salmon is fine. Fine? I have no problem with it. But you are eating hardboiled eggs that smell. You are eating a fish that smells. You are eating some weird food that smells inside, stinking up the office. You're an asshole. You can have it. Go outside. What if someone eats your lunch, which I've never even heard of in person? I've never heard. Apparently it happens. Grounds for a fight. Grounds for a fist fight, I think. Yeah, I think you get one free shot. Like that episode of friends where Ross gets his turkey sandwich eaten and he ends up getting put on sabbatical. Yeah, yeah. I don't think he should have He didn't earn sabbatical. No, I mean, his boss ate his sandwich. I’d throw hands, I. Mean, what, you want him to starve that day. I agree. What? It's. Well, what if your coworker didn't have the money to go get another lunch and you just fucked them over? Oh, they fucked me over. I didn't have the money. No, that's what I'm saying. What if I didn't have the money and I was scavenging from there, I needed something. Well, I'm going to feel bad for you then. But you gotta ask. But you gotta. Ask. You gotta ask. You don't get tos just take. Yeah. If you see something that's been in office for two days, no one’s taking it? You can ask. Yeah. Two days of grace period. Yeah I agree, no one no one claims. Oh, my God, I left a rib in my office fridge. You still left that in there? It's gotta be. I must have been thrown out by now. That's been like two weeks. Oh my God, you are breaking the rules. That thing has to smell. That's vile. Hey, it was in a good Ziploc. Not one of those flip over is. I'm a real gentleman. All right. What are your rules for office lunch? I agree you can't smell. You can have fish, but it's got to stay cold. You you can't make too much noise with your lunch either, which is unfortunate. I think we both work in very quiet offices, though. I think there are offices that have full kitchens. I would say different culture around lunch. Okay. No, no, no, we are definitely more in the more normal kind of office, you say? Yeah, most offices don't have like full kitchens and all that. Okay, well, if they do, then you can make more noise. But I'm talking about, like, you can't be cracking. You can't be de-veining shrimp at your desk. No. That's gross. cracking crab legs. No. You can barely shake your salad. That's what I'm saying. Shaking a salad is the most, pizzazz. You can really give your lunch. Yeah. So yeah, you got to keep it kind of minimal, which sucks. But I also hate eating in the office in general. You get that hour. leave. Yeah I like to leave. I try to. Leave I hate staying there for lunch too. Yeah. It's pretty terrible. Also, I just don't like some of the small talk that comes with it. Sometimes is good, sometimes I don't. I hate when you're unnecessarily joined for lunch and you're like, okay. Oh, I hate if I've gone outside to eat by myself and get some fresh air and take a break. And then someone comes and sits sometimes it's nice talk about work. But oh, and they only talk about work. Yeah. You're like, hey, right now I'm off the clock. Like. Yeah, Sh I'm. On a break. I'm gonna go eat in the bathroom by myself. Next topic. Postmating lunch. Is it allowed? I do it. You do it all the time. You're a criminal. Yeah, you're a dirty criminal. I don't care, I'll do it. It's the worst meal to Postmate. Honestly. No, it's the. Worst, right? It feels like trash. Lunch is the easiest thing to sustain yourself. I think so, postmating lunch. Is the most unacceptable postmate. I haven't done in a long time. Okay. But. But I also just decided to start skipping lunch instead. Yeah, myself. I was just cutting myself off at the source. Just not eating lunch. Yeah, you're a real lunch. Postmater. You sneak in there. Oh, God. I'll be like, oh, I don't have all the ingredients. I'm not going to go get all the ingredients and order it. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's illegal to postmate lunch. But what's your favorite lunch to Postmate. I told you DoorDash Jones chicken. Oh once again I'm going to go sushi though. What? Like a sugar fish box. Yeah. Yeah. Sugar fish box. That's a lovely lunch. It's a big lunch. And you can have it by yourself and not feel terrible if you go there and have it by yourself, it's a little, weird looking. I guess. I've done it. All right. You feel odd? I think you are more self-conscious about that than you should be. Well. I think there's nothing wrong with going to get yourself sushi on your lunch break. Feels pretty normal. Sushi by yourself? Yeah. No. That's crazy. On your. Lunch. That's crazy. No, I think it's fine. It's a big pull. You're not going to see anyone. Else treat yourself so like we have. That's what I do. That's why you said at this, the bar. No, no. And then you get a sapporo. Them. And you've had your one drink. Okay. Maybe for you. Next topic. What's your least favorite lunch besides lunch in general? What's your least favorite. Peanut butter fluff sandwich? Peanut butter fluff with that, like cringe Because it's got so much like. Yeah. baggage attached to it. It's just. Tough. Yeah. I could see my mom trying to give it to me now still if I. Yeah, I. Would like let's say you go to your mom's house. Anything else like she might serve you cause she'll have it for lunch. that you woulndn’t. Oh, I've got a good one. Okay. Fried bologna sandwich. I also cannot fucking say on a fried bologna sandwich I have. Mom loves it. I know my mom does too. My mom loves fried bologna sandwiches and liverwurst sandwiches, and I can't do either of those. No. Can't get behind those. I'm not a picky eater with those. I just can't get behind at all. Oh, I ate a lot of fried bologna sandwiches. Growing up, that was like a Saturday staple lunch for us because they're warm. But. Yeah I guess it's tough. That might be my least Yeah I think I'll agree with you. Making my mouth like gross right now I'm like oh. There's always a party that like go back and try it again. That's what I'm thinking. I'm like should I. And I think it's fried. It's just bologna And then she butters the toast. Yeah I know, I know what it is. It's a pass. It's a pass. I agree your least favorite lunch is valid. Okay. What's your least favorite lunch? Oh. Liverwurst sandwich. Oh, so same. Or fried bologna I'll agree. Nice. Oh, jump on your wagon. Wow. Yeah. All right. Next Topic. Is that it? What’s with the giant pause? How many people are allowed to go to lunch together? 4. no more. More than four. It's crazy. More than four. It's an event. I don't even think birthday lunch can validate unless it's the only thing you’re doing for your birthday. I think there's a set max of people that are allowed to have lunch together. You're wrong about the birthday limiting, because then it's an event. That's only if that's the only thing you're doing. No, you. Can't double dip that. Much. You can do other stuff. But it if your lunch is bigger than a group of 4, it's an event. I agree. It’s not a normal lunch. Because then two couples can get lunch. That's fine. Two couples can go together, get lunch. But if a fifth wheel comes in. That's crazy. You need five chairs, five plates, big table? That's asking a lot of anywhere. Yeah. All right. Heavy with the last, last topic. Why is lunch your least favorite meal? But I want the full rant. I think lunch is just in the way of my whole day, because by the time it's lunch time, I'm doing stuff. I'm trying to do other things. I'm running errands, going around what? And I have to stop and eat. I'm hungry. It's midday. I don't want stop and eat. It's it's just in my f*cking way. So you see yourself as a train that can't be stopped. Yeah. And then for some reason, this whole lunch idea is trying to derail you. Is what you're saying. Okay? And I don't want to stop doing what I'm doing to sit down and then make a mess in the kitchen, or I'm not even at home and I'm running around doing stuff I because I'm usually on the move. All of. This. Yeah, I know. Lunch is the moment you take a break and go, let me take a second to smell the flowers. Yeah, but I’ve already. No, I've already taken that moment with my breakfast, so I'm moving on. I'm. Your train's going to the station. I hate lunch. Will you forever hate lunch? Maybe not. Well, anything ever change your mind? Maybe. What if you had less duties in the day? Then I might enjoy lunch. If you were less busy, do you think you might enjoy lunch? Let's say you have a maid you pay. Your bills are paid. You don't really have to work. Would you start looking forward to lunch? Probably. Or would you just fill the time slot differently? That, I might just fill the time differently knowing me. But hey, let's be optimistic. Maybe one day I'll like. Lunch, maybe one day then we can come back. And revisit this topic and I will like lunch. There you go. What about you? How do I feel about love? I love. Lunch. You love it. I love lunch. That's the one meal that's for me. Because you're almost always. Alone. I'm almost always alone. I work alone during those hours. I'm almost always alone. So I'm treating myself. That's from the meal I treat myself. Okay, I like that, I like that I am fine, to eat out lunch by myself, I don't care, I like when I'm in the mood for it. I'm like, okay, I'm having a nice lunch today. I'm being nice to myself today. Take the time and enjoy it. You should have nicer lunches more often then. Well they’re expensive lunch needs that makes some more money. All lunches need to be 10% off I think because it is less desirable time to eat. Yeah, yeah. F*ck lunch. F*ck you all right? That's our episode. That's the lunch episode. Get ready for the dinner one. That will be a banger. I love dinner. I mean, yeah, we have so much to say about dinner. We. For dinner, we. Really have to stress stretch out this whole lunch. This lunch one was hard for me. It was a little traumatizing. Sorry to do that to you. It's all right, you know, on to traumatize more people and each other even more. Let us know what lunches you. Like or how to traumatize you. We'll do our best. Yeah, thanks for watching. Drop your topics and we'll see you next week. Kisses on the mouth bye Mwah.