Ep 32: Sports! Hot Athletes, Cold Plunges & Game Day Chaos

Lock in, Demon Babies—Episode 32 is here and we’re talking all things sports. From our favorite teams and F1 racing obsessions to the sports we wish we were good at, we’re breaking it all down.
Plus: the hottest athletes, the coldest plunges, and chaotic PE class trauma.

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Welcome to another episode of the Demon Babie Podcast. It's me. Demon of Hollywood. Fresh off the, booger sugar. Oh.. It's gone. And I'm sitting here with the MVP of mid game. make out's. blond babie. aka. I Emma Nilsson. Whoa! Mid-game makeouts. Hello? All right, you stop halfway. Yeah. I'm not going to take it all the way. We're playing a game here. Oh, man. To win. Whoa! I'm trying to go home, if you know what I'm saying. Yeah. You're not getting there yet. It's not time for a home run. Just a little quickie kissy. Just a taste. All righty. And today is the sports episode. So buckle up, buckle in, and here we go. Just two athletes talking about sports. Yep. Just two professional athletes talking about sports. You know. Just. Do you want to know my favorite team? Sure. USC. Glad you’re supporting your team so well. Over there. Yes. Do you want to know my second favorite team? Oh, the the Dodgers. Is that actually. No. It’s the eagles. Fly birds fly. Fly birds fly. I don't know, it's a toss up for me. Eagles and USC. Cause like I went to USC. And I just like the. Birds and you like the birds. The birds have fun spirit, but so does USC. It's you you get. It's either fight on and fly or it's fire. They both have good taglines. I don't know, many other tag I couldn't even tell you what other teams tagline. I only pick teams that have a good tagline amen. Should we get the first topic? First topic. Hottest athlete to be. And we're going to split this into a male and female category. So hottest athletes. It's like by by sport type. By sport type. Okay I thought we were naming individuals. No, we don't know. And we don't. Oh. We'll start with the men. What is. What do you think? I think. Olympic divers. They have great bodies. Yeah. I was going to say some type of swimmer for sure. Well, okay. We can't just say some type of swimmer. What kind of swimmer? What kind of are you I feel like Michael Phelps had a good body, no? Yeah. I would say probably pretty good. Yeah. Won. It was called a winners body. It was the winners body. So are you going with. Well, I don't know what he did though. Like a swimming. racing. Yeah. Yeah. Swim racing. Okay. And then what's your female pick, then? Not that. Sorry. Sorry. Like purely body type. Like what it produces. Not gymnasts. Ice skaters. Really? Yeah. I think you're really putting a personal preference, though. Isn't that this whole thing? I guess so, I guess this is a show of opinions. Yeah. But I'm gonna say track runners no. You're crazy. You're crazy. You're crazy. You're so crazy for that. I'm crazy for that. No, I'm literally running a marathon half because they have good bodies. Literally. You changed your whole life. You're not on the ice trying to fix yourself. No, I'm not going to get on the ice either. Yeah, because running’s free. worth it. Not you're running. Your gym,’s expensive as F*ck. Well I was Going there before the running. What?? I started there before Yes, I did! You started running. And then you went there. No. Yeah. Not true. You started running at Barry’s. Okay, True. But not. You never ran for free? Not for the marathon. Okay. Oh, you never ran for free. Okay, okay, okay, back to the topic. Ice skaters. Ice skaters is crazy. It's not. I think it's crazy. No. Runners are taller. Yeah, for girls you want to be short. Like if I was. Oh, you're like, all models are so short. I didn't say I wanted to be a model. Oh, you don't well everyone wants to be a model.. Okay. Ooh. Okay. Okay. Wait wait, wait. Let me reposition then. What? What female sport would most likely be able to transition to modeling? The easiest. Probably running. I would say running or I don't know. I mean, because they're all professional athletes. They're all in great. Volleyball. Volleyball is pretty good. Everyone's tall. Everyone's tall, and. They're all fit. They're all athletes. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Shot put. No. All right. Oh, well, some people like different kind of kind of model. That's what I'm saying. So we're saying. Yes. You can't say no to ice skaters. I didn't say no ice skaters. I just you did for me, it’s a no. Next topic. What sport do you refuse to play? Like you couldn't even.$10,000 direct deposit right in your account if you played it. No way. No chance. Football. Football. You couldn’t play football? I could not play football. You think I could play football? I'm saying not at a professional level. Like at all I said football's and rugby. Rugby? I think rugby might be mine. It wouldn't be worth ten K because I'd definitely break an ankle. I would get so hurt. You would get fucked up. I think you could do football. There's a lingerie league you could play. My friend's sister played in it. I got, I You got the plug. I can get of you. If it's. Why am I just hearing about. This. I don't know. Well, that's why we talk on the pod. That's crazy. Yeah. My friend's sister was in the, LF L. Lingerie football League. LFL. LFL. that's crazy. Yeah. You want me to play in that? Yeah. You're an athlete now. You're runner. You're strong. What would my position be? What would your position be? I don't know. I don't know football positions. Yes you Do you have the wide receivers that catch the ball? You have the tight ends that can block or catch the ball. You have the center. I don't think you're big enough to be offensive line. I'm pretty big. Yeah Oh yeah. You're juiced. You’re not that fast either, which is a problem. It's why I would be bad at football. You would be bad. And I'm not good at catching. I wouldn't want the ball flying at me. I wouldn't want the girl flying your nails. I can't. Hey, you might want the girl flying at you it’s a lingerie football league. It's not bad looking, at least. Oh my. God. All right, all right. Next topic. Thank you. Were you good or bad kid in PE. Bad. I always had an injury. Really? Once I hit middle school. Did you. Actually. Or did you like. No. I tore the ligaments in my ankles. I was in boots. Yes, I had real injuries. Okay. But okay. Not actually non Injury. How were you? I was good. You had participated. Yeah. That's all it is? Yeah, I participated. I loved PE. It was fun. You got to be outside for an hour. Yeah, I was a big PE fan. Yeah, I was too. I always liked to do. You would do PE basketball. I liked playing basketball a lot. PE basketball? Yeah. Really? I was like basketball during lunch a lot of times. Yeah I read what. Really middle school. You played basketball at lunch. And you know in elementary school I played handball. Well everybody that was the M.O. for that elementary school. Elementary school was a big. Handball school. It was. Yeah. Yeah. No one played soccer. No. Played kickball. People played handball. I like kickball, though kickball is fun still. Yeah. Yeah. What was your sport for P.E.? Oh, Badminton was sick in PE. Are you kidding me? Badminton? Badminton. Yeah, it is awesome. Do you remember when they had us play, Frisbee? One called Frisbee golf? No. They didn’t have us play frisbee golf. They has us play ultimate frisbee. I didn't play. Oh, they didn't do that your year? No, badminton was aw Badminton is awesome. I won’t take that slander and, dodgeball. Huge dodgeball day. was so. Bad? A huge fan of dodgeball. It's, you know, really separates the class. Yeah, it really put me in my the strong. Yeah, I was good at dodging. Like I could stay in the class for a very long time, but then I would be, like, one of the last three, and I could never catch or throw the ball. So I just f*cked the team. Oh. You're just dead weight. Yeah, pretty much all right. I wouldn't nailed you with a dodgeball. Rude. well I played to win the next topic. Best fan base. I think we already covered it. Eagles. Eagles. Fly birds Fly. Kawww Get up there! Yeah! Eagles. And, USC fans. I don't USC is that good of a fanbase anymore. Ever. Rude compared to the Eagles? No, but I'm saying for. College, I'm saying in the world. Eagles soccer fans are pretty crazy. Yeah, but I don't know. Soccer fans. I don't know that much about that. So I'm going to I'm going to let them soccer. Fans sound off. Who's the best soccer team fanbase? Have let them have their pick. But in my life, the Eagles have the best fanbase. I love them. And I've heard the Oilers have good fans. That's what I've heard these last like two days. Two days. I learned a lot about the Oilers last two days. Well, they're in the playoffs. All right. Playoffs. PLAYOFFS. next topic? Best stadium food Can my stadium food be outside the stadium. No. You have to buy it in the stadium. I already know you're outside the stadium pick is. so give me your inside the stadium pick. I don't know if I've ever eaten inside the stadium. Yes. You have. hotdog. Okay. Hotdog. Dodger dog. Dodger dog. Dodger dog. The best. I don't. Know. Popcorn. What else is there? Nachos. No. burger, no wings. No. That's inside. That's it. We're running out of things Beer. No. Michelada. No. Margarita? No. Popcorns. Your favorite cotton candy? No. Popcorn popcorn. You. I'm going to say hot dogs. By far the best, but there's going to be an honorable mention to nachos. They're always better than I expected. I'm always happy. All right. Yeah. Outside the stadium, though, is an LA Dog. Yeah, an LA dog is the best hot dog. And one of the best things ever. It's the best thing in the world. It's Michelin starred. Yeah, it's the best. Yeah. We love our, L.A. dog. Lifestyle. Yeah, we love dog vendors. God I could not think of that word. My brain just. Senorita’s Glitching. We love our L.A. dog. Senorita’s. they slay. All right, next topic. Do you think if sports were more like reality TV you’d watch, them more and you’d get more into them? Yes, and that's why I'm watching. More of the docu docu series is on all the different sports, and it's mostly on racing. So I'm big into racing right now. race chick real race chick right now. Real Talladega Nights babe over here. Yeah. I love all of the, Documentaries. Do you want them mic’d up every game? Yes. That's one thing I'm getting annoyed about. I feel like the crew has too much control over what is being said and shown you. want reality TV style. Everyone's mic’d up. everyone's. mic’d up at all times, and I want it to be more shown of the drama that's happening. Not just. And this is who won this race. And then they went to this race and they had these points. No I want to know the drama. I mean, I want to see the fights. I think everybody would love that. They would be more entertaining. They'd get more views. I think this is it, less respectable. Yeah. I think that's what it is. But that's. Probably where they, they stop it. You know, but they get more money, they get more views. But they need to stay respectable. Do they? Yes. We literally saw in the opening clip we were watching one on NASCAR yesterday. The guys known to get in fights and it looks like with his own crew it was crazy. No, it was not with his own crew. Well, it looked like it because they were all in the yellow shirts. Very funny. Yeah. Oh. Next topic. Yes. Hit me with it again next topic. No hit me with it. Give me a good one. next topic. That's much better. Yeah. In which sport do you wish the other one of us was professional at Oh! I wish you were an F1 driver. It looks fun. Okay. Yeah, I what, do you wish I was professional? I wish you were snowboarder. Yeah, I wish I was too. Yeah. Good travel. If I had started younger, I probably could have been. Okay, so it starts everybody. Everybody says this. Everybody says this. Yeah. Yeah okay. Bandwagon. Bandwagon it up. Period. Yeah I wish I was professional snowboarder. I wish that for myself too. Okay. What do you wish you were professional at? I would take F1. That's a pretty good check. Yeah. Yeah that's a cool one. Yeah. That's pretty hot guy stuff. Yeah. And that’d be a good one for you. next topic. Best dressed sport while playing. While doing it. Best uniform. Best gear best. What is the best. Am I tripling down and saying F1 again I like there's a race suit. The race suit. Really you're tripling down I'm. tripling down cause I might do a race suit for Halloween this year. Well we both would be F1 drivers. Yeah. I'm not going to leave you there. Would you. What team would you do. Would we do different teams. Yeah. We’re not teammates. We’re competing. Yeah I pick Ferrari. You can't pick Ferrari I want Ferrari I call dibs I’m Italian. Fine. I'm Red bull I'm winning. That's fine. Okay. All right. Next topic. Wait, what do you think is the best dress? Snowboarding. That's second. Best gear. Gear? Yeah. I like all the style that they get to pick for their own gear. Yeah. Especially, especially when it comes to the knuckle huck. They get so silly and they even do their gear up more for that specific event. Like this is the vibe. This is the silliness I'm looking for. Yeah. Stylish. Yeah. Not skiing no. no. Sorry, losers. Next topic. What sport do you think gives the freakiest people or the biggest freaks? What sport are they leaning into? Roller derby. A1 answer thank you, Roller Derby. Wow. Yeah. Wow. Roller Derby's getting some real freaks out there. You don't do that unless you have some kind of credit card with a Bdsm figure on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you've got some. BDSM that I can't even bring anything up that you nailed it out of the park. Thank you. Roller Derby. Roller derby. They've got the craziest outfits. Names, craziest names, craziest lifestyle. Yeah, I mean, Roller Derby, you really nailed it. they. Get down and dirty. I'll say. Next topic is ice bath a kink? No, I don't think so. I don't know the way people are reacting to their ice baths. You think they're like having like micro orgasms? They might be at this. At this point, the dedication they have to be. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, it's supposed to be like good for burning fat, but. Okay. I don't know. I, I'm trying to think if I've ever truly done an ice bath. Mean, it hurts. It hurts. But you. Like it. But you get a head high. But you like it, though? Little freak. Yeah, ice baths. I don't know. Have you done one? No. Like, truly. No truly. I've done, like a cold plunge in the ocean. But that's not an ice bath. No, I've never done true ice baths. So maybe, you know, unleash my kink on that and try it again. Maybe try it sometime. Maybe you've got some, like, hidden kinks. You need to go discover. My ice bath. kinks. Well people like to get electrocuted. What's the difference between, like, ice mean? That's actually such a solid point. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, maybe it's like a pain kink. It's. That's what I'm saying. It's. Is it a type of BDSM like that? Oh, there's ice play. I'm sure. Is there. Oh, yeah. Oh, this is definitely right. This is something. No one's labeling it as a kink. They're calling it recovery when it's definitely a kink. But that's also why I don't like when people do it in public. And why that's weird. I don't want to be in you're weird ice water There you go. I don't know what's come off of you. or what’s coming out of you. Yeah. If you get too excited! Anyways, next topic. What sport needs a rebrand? Surfing. you think? No they don't no because their brand is too good. That's my point. Yeah, they don't need a rebrand. Skating. Why? Because everyone thinks they’re mean. you No one thinks skaters are mean or mean anymore. Anymore. Okay, fine. What sport do you think needs a rebrand? Bowling. Bowling is fucking sick. And they need to cool balls, bad ass shoes, better outfits. Bowling is there to play. You can skull some brews. You can do it at any level. Bowling is there for everybody. Bowling is sick. Bowling is pretty fun. A cool bowling ball would go hard. Yeah, yeah. I agree with that. Cool shoes already. You get to have specialty shoes just for it. true. And they can be crazy colors. It's kind of. So if you were going to change the outfit though, would you keep it to be like the khakis and the button ups, or would you fully change it? No, we're doing a full rebrand. Yeah. So what's your rebrand then? Matters on How you who you are. You're a personal star. in bowling. You are you. me. You're yourself. Punk cowboy vibe punk, cowboy rock star. I'm going to have, like, specialty bowling shoes that are also look like cowboy boots Okay. Black pants, chain wallet. I'll probably stick to a button up, but it's gonna be like a Western long sleeve button up. Studs on it and stuff. Studs on it and stuff. Black ball, skull on it. Mhm. Or with like a studded bowling ball bag You gotta have a bag. That's what I'm saying. A bad ass bag with it. Why aren't you a bowler. Have we even ever going to bowling together. No you don't want to go bowling with me because you have those nails on you. Yeah. Yeah. Bowling. I'm not good at bowling. Bowling rebrand is mine. Give me yours. I tried you didn't like mine. That's true. Next topic. What's sport do you think if you told a stranger you played a sport, what do you think you give off? Oh, what do I give off? Yeah. What is your vibe? Oh, I don't think I give off any sport. But you told them you play a sport and then they start they’re guessing. you're at a bar like, oh, I play a sport. I think I might give tennis. Tennis? No, I don't give tennis. You could give tennis. I think I can. I could see you pulling tennis. Yeah, yeah. That's not a bad Can I play tennis? No. God, no. You're the worst. The worst. But they don't know that. Maybe you should retry tennis. I think I should, because I. Do look so tennis now. Yeah. When you look, I think I’d have fun playing tennis. Yeah. Outside. Ol Back forth. I want to try tennis! What do they drink when they play tennis? They don't drink water. They don't. Drink after. They drink after. That's what you're missing. They’re at the courts. I don't know, what do they drink after? Champagne, wine. Stuff like that. Oh, I should play tennis. There you go! Missing out. You're missing out on proper Proper fun. Proper fun? Yeah. All right. What about you? I think I look like a skateboarder Still? Yeah, you don’t? I didn't like that still. Well, you always have looked like a skateboarder. Yeah, well, people used to think I look like a boxer, but I don't think. You know, I've never agreed with that. I don't think I look like a boxer. I don't think. I like that lore though. I’ll take it. it's good, lore. I think I look like a proper skater. People think that skateboard. Usually you look like. Yeah, yeah. I think you still look like that. Nice. Okay. All right. Next topic. Last Topic. Oh, and last topic. What's the weirdest thing you associate with victory? The weirdest or something you associate. Most interesting thing you associate with victory. I just think of celebrating like, okay. Yeah, let's do it. Let's go over. And get gets to go out and party. Now we. finally won. But if you lose, you don't. Get to party. what's the kind of party for a victory I don't know okay. Well maybe some bar like. So you know about. My favorite thing because I. alway I do is watch f1 is when they have giant champagne bottles and they go. Boom. Oh, I want to do that. Well, you want to win something and do that. You need to win something and make it worth it. Yeah. What's the weirdest thing you associated with victory? Oh, weirdest. I think first thing comes to mind, like an orgasm. You come when you win. Now making someone come is victory that mean. No, not because I won my victory. Is that oh. I won. Okay, that's really weird. Well, ChatGPT asked me that question and I was like, well, that was the weirdest thing I associate with that. That's so wild. Why? It's not at all what I thought you would say or had to do with anything we were talking about. Victory is just a topic of sport. Yeah, but orgasms aren't. You're not playing the right sports. Yeah, clearly. That's crazy. Well, that's all my topics. All right. Do you have anything do I Have anything to add. what's your favorite sport to watch? Football. Football? Yeah. Well. Extreme sports. Skiing. Snowboarding. Football, football. Okay. Yeah. Nice. My least favorite is cricket. I don't know how that works. I can't watch cricket because there’s 80 people on a team. I can't do it. I'd like to know more about polo. Don't know what's going on there either. That's just like horses. I know I like them. you like horses. All right. They're fun. Okay. Horse girl. Ew. Yeah. Sorry. You're with me. Horse Girl. giving him the ick. Alright well I think that's our episode then. All right, sign us off. Well, that's it for Demon Babie Episode 32. This sports episode, that was not a victory for me. And he was so embarrassed of my sign off. But it is what it is. So we will catch you next week. What? Who are we? I wasn't ready to go. Okay. Like, subscribe. Comment. Yeah. I am Joey Lombardo That’s Emma Nilsson. this is demon babie. Wow. Cue the music.