Ep: 31: Summer Secrets- Skinny dipping

It's officially Hot Girl Summer and we’re diving headfirst into the chaos—from nostalgic childhood camp memories to tan lines, and SPF drama. In this episode, we break down everything we love (and hate) about summer:
☀️ tanning tips
🌊 beach must-haves
🍔 summer snacks
👙 iconic warm-weather outfits
🍹 go-to summer drinks
🎶 camp vs. summer school

Whether you were a camp kid or a beach bum, there’s something here for every sun-soaked demon babie.

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Oh Welcome to another episode of the Demon Babie Podcast. I'm sitting here with my co-host, my sexy summer siren. She's cracking whips and sinking ships Blond Babie aka Emma Nilsson. And I'm sitting here with Demon daddy. He's ready to light up your Summer of sin. Whoa! On the fly like that. Wow. Thank you. And if you couldn't guess it from the intro, you're stupid because it's the summer episode. Coming hot off pride and our pride episode. How are you? I'm feeling good today. Thank God. Recovered. Good. Back. Fully recovered. I'm fully recovered. How are you? I'm fully recovered. My hangxiety's finally gone. Which is the worst part of my hangovers? Yep. So I'm okay to have a birthday again. Oh, I was going to ask you about that later. If you wanted to do that or not. Yeah. No. I'm okay. I'm a birthday again It was canceled because of hangxiety, but now it's fine. Okay. Whatever damage is out there, it's already done. It's been done, it's been done. And it's just. Here we go. Well, I'm glad it's back on. Yeah. So my summer birthday. Your summer birthday. All right, I love it. I'm glad I was really getting annoyed that you were trying to cancel your birthday. Oh, it’s back on. We're so back. Even though, nothing's planned or anything, but I've. Been trying to make a plan. Well, don't involve me. I'm trying to not involve you. Or involve me and we can just do it. No. First topic. First topic. Tanning. Tanning. I used to be a big tanner, but the problem is, I have Swedish Eskimo palest And you say tanner with a hard R. You're just so white I don't feel like you’re allowed to. No. I’m not. You're so pale. I'm so. You can at least throw an A at the end of it. I'm a bad tanna Yeah. So I've always been bad at tanning. But when I was young, I used to slather myself in, like, those coconut oil sticks. I really tried to get tan. my family. It was a Maui Wowie or whatever. The Maui one. I think they still are. They still are. Yeah. No, they haven't stopped. At least your mom is your sister. Likes spray one I like. Yeah, it's got glitter. They are definitely tanning oil and not sunscreen. They are still tanning oil. and not sunscreen. Yeah it's very 80s of them. I love it. Yeah, it's really fun. I wish I could tan. If I could, I would. What do you think of tan? z. Fake. or real. Real fake doesn't count in the summer. Okay. Real. They look great, but I'm scared of skin cancer. What about tan lines? cool. are you pro line or anti line? For myself, I was always anti line so I'd always tan with a strapless top to try and not have the vertical lines, which is crazy. Now, I think the vertical lines are sexy. Yeah, they're very sexy. Yeah. Because that when you see it you're like, well, I'm not supposed to be seenin it. Yeah. Woah. Yeah. This is. But I've always thought the hip lines were super sexy. Oh, yeah. I always was aiming for hip lines. I never cared that much about the chest lines. All tan lines are very nice. And I even like when do people do fake sunburns for photoshoots? But tanning. The worst part of tanning is sunburns. Yeah, unless there's some benefit. There's not. There's. It's called skin cancer. It's not a benefit. Okay, fine. Unless you want to die, then it's a nice, slow$u1C1d3 Yeah. Oh, cool. I mean, at least you look hot. Oh Bleep that's$u1C1d3 by the way. Bleep both those$u1C1d3s Bleep all three of them. You're not allowed to say that. I didn't know that. Yeah. So yeah. Sun burns are terrible. Yeah that's the. Worst part of tanning. Next topic sunburns. Whoa. I hate sunburns. I've gotten such bad sunburns because I come from such a tanning family that refuses sunscreen, that I've gotten the blister version of sunburns. You have? Yeah, I've definitely done serious damage to my skin. I mainly would do damage when I would, like, go to the beach with friends, like in middle school and high school, and I wouldn't bring sunscreen. And they were all tan. And I would. I think base tans are. Lies. Base tans are lies. Lies. Like you're a liar. It's not real. No. You just can tan. You can tan. You can't either. You either got it kid or you don't. No no no no. No matter how dark you are, you can still get a sunburn. That's true. So what if. It is harder for some people to get. Sunburn? I think it just is time of in the sun. Which is harder. Yeah. I mean, what do you. How are you not going to agree that it's harder for some people to get sunburnt than others? I don't know if that's true because everyone can get sunburn. No. Yes. Everyone. But not over the same amount of time. Okay. Or you. Sure? Well, the UV also makes a difference. Yeah, but let's say. You. And an African-American person sitting in the sun for the same amount of time, they're not going to get sunburn. You don't think so? No. That's how it works. Because that's the whole thing. Melanin. Yeah. Especially compared to you. You know they don't get sunburnt like that actually they don't get sunburnt. Really. No they can though. No not really. Yes. We're going to have to call somebody. Yeah. We'll be back. All right. Back to our first topic. How do you feel about tanning though? Do you like getting tan? I love getting. Tan. Love being tan. Tanning. But you. There are rules for tanning. You don't have to be by a body of water. Yes. At least a kiddy pool. Yeah. I’ll accept a kiddy pool. You have to have some sort of water. Because you need a cool off. Park tanners. Gross. What the heck? What the helliante. What the helliante Yeah. What the hell is a park tanner? I don't understand, it's gross. No. It's terrible. I'm like, where do you think you're from? Where are you going? Where are you going? How did you get here? How did you get here? Yeah. I don't know. Hate a park tan. Next topic. Summer drinks. I've been thinking about this all day and I've been craving a margarita. Margarita is top tier of summer drinks Yeah, day time really hot out. Yep. Screaming cold Margarita. Oh, I love frozen margarita? No. Okay. Pina Colada. no. Oh, God. What? Those are really popular. Like, if you go to Cabo, you're in the pool bar. You're getting a pina colada. I'm going to do it, but I'm not going to be like, yeah, this is a summer official summer drink. I'm not going to give it the stamp of approval. You're not getting because I'm not going. Rita, you can have anywhere. Yeah, I like you’re little caught in the rain joke. Okay. Thank you. Let that slide. You really almost did though. Margarita, I'll say top tier contender, but an aperol spritz is pretty nice, too. Very European summer. Yeah. Okay. aperol Spritz. Margarita. A martini at sunset. A martini at sunset. It's not a daytime, but it's. Still summer at sunset. Does it have to be at sunset? What if you havin oysters midday and it's perfect real nice cold martini? Perfect. Is that allowed? Yes, that's not sunset, though. well. A martini. yeah. Well, it's not a hard rule. Well, we’re here to make the hard rules. It's not hard and fast. I'm gonna say, cold beer and Sake very nice in the summer. Yes, a cold, very. Nice in the summer. Just a lime away. Well, now we're talking Coronas. I'm talking about that. Yes. so summer drinks. I think Margarita is a top tier contender. I think summer drinks and L.A., drinks correlate cause summer's almost permanent in LA. It's. Unless it's today, which is for some reason, raining, pouring. June 3rd. Pouring rain. Insane. It's literally the weirdest thing I've ever seen. We can't. Get it to us. Anyways. Next topic. Summer hours. Do you like the longer days? I love. I like them until I just started running and every morning. And so I'm starting to feel heat in the morning because I'm running around

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45. So it starts to creep in when it's going to be a real hot day and I'm like, no. I'm not. Yes, I want my cold morning. Leave me be. I like a June gloom. Yeah. I mean I'm sure you'll get another day or two of June Gloom, but yeah, you're going to get some hot. Mornings in there. I'm going to start getting some hot mornings. And it's your your windows going to matter less and less as the summer goes on. It's not going to matter what time you're running. It's just going to be hot. Yeah. Yeah I love the long day though I always think it's like the best part. And that's the one thing I hate about going into fall is when it starts being dark at

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00. Does it allow for more daytime drinking in your lifestyle. Because there's more day hours? No. No, because. I don't really daytime drink that much. Summer you kind of do. I'm thinking about it. You might be right. That's what I'm saying. Maybe it allows for more alcohol ism. Summer allows for more alcoholism, which we approve of. We do. We're pro. Pro are we? Are we? Pro day drinking? Yeah, only in the summer. Only in the summer, actually. Yeah. Where? Where are you allowed to to day drink? Anywhere. Anywhere. Oh, a park day drinker. Over a park. Tanner over a park tanner. for sure. Okay. You get double points if you buy pool. Triple points if you're at the beach. And is there any quadruple point beach abroad? That's like a million. A beach in Another country. That's of a million. Ten times. Points. That's a million points. And hit that comes to. My next topic. Dream summer locations. With the Polynesian Islands. Whoa! That's not what I was thinking at all. I'm thinking south of France, Amalfi coast. Oh, that's a good Europe. Europe. Yeah. I look at Europe for that. For me, that's my, like, ideal summer vibe. I need to be so rich. I want to do it so gnarly. I want to be at the best beach. I want to live. at the Colosseum. I want to be at the best of the best on the beach. I literally, I want to be just finishing my aperol spritz. And I've got such a good tab going I get a new one put in my hand. I don't even have to order it. I want crazy service. I want to go to the Amalfi Coast for. So I think that's my dream summer. Is that your next summer. Maybe. I would love to do Amalfi coast in the summer. Proper summer. Cause we went to early. We went in spring and I think it rained. And it rained. And it sucked and you can't, I mean, it, it didn't suck. But we it. Could have been a lot more. We didn't even touch a boat. Nope. Yep. How many points for a boat? For you or for me? Time's boat. It's fine. How many? Plus 100. Okay. A million. 100 billion was abroad. And then 100 for the boat. But it doesn't do that much for me. Got it. You’re not a boat person Okay. Hit me with the next topic. Worst summer locations. I have a hot take. Lets hear it. Florida. Yeah. Too humid. Too humid anywhere humid. Not really, I don't it doesn't serve me much over there. I don't need to be in Florida. I've been to Florida two years in a row. LA for me, it has a much nicer summer energy. Miami, Florida. You're not doing anything for me. Sorry. Sorry. That's my worst. You have to give me one now. San Diego. That's a heavy bite. Worst in the world. Come on now. Worst in the world. Worst in the world. Worst in the entire world. I don't know. You wouldn't want to. There's no. Florida. I already agreed with you. All right, just hop on my train. I will. Who's running this ship? You right now. And you're sinking it. Hit me with the next topic. Bikini. Oh, give me the tiniest sluttiest little thong bikini. I'm sorry if I you if I see you in a tankini, I'm going to bully you. I don't care what size you are. Get out of the tankini. Get in your slutty bikini all summer. I don't all sizes slutty bikini like it. So you're not into the tankini conservative one? I hate it. No, no, no. I can do a really slutty one piece. Okay. That exists. Okay, true. We’ve seen it. But a tankini Okay, I'll hit you. Hit. I will A$$aU/_T you. A$$aU/_T Bleep that out. Okay. I hate a tankini. Boys I think we need to have the shorter inseam, not the long inseam on your board shorts or whatever you're wearing. I'm not for that. Now the long inseam is coming back. I don't know what you're talking about. I know it. Is. I'm not mad at it. You want a long. You get, like, the big long, like Jorts style. Yeah. Okay. I’ll look like I'm. I'm Tony Hawk's Pro Skater two. Actually, I kind of love that. You should do that. Yeah. Make that a thing for my fucking chain wallet. on it too. not a big Speedo fan. No, really? No, I'm not into it. not your thing. No. Yeah. You're American. Yeah. What about you? Bikini rules? Bikini? Or, not rules. But bikini takes. Bikini takes. I don't have that many hot takes on bikinis, but I like a hot kini So, I like calling a man's swimsuit a bikini, which is also something I like to do. Yeah. But, yeah, I'll, I'll I'll say release the slut release. You know, release it. Yeah. Wear the slutty bikini. What are your thoughts on the other trend full Bush and a thong? That's not a trend. Yes it is. It's all over TikTok. People talking about haven't seen it. There'll be someone in a bikini. No, no, no full bush and a thong. No, I hate it. You hate it? I'm not doing. It. Anti-Bush. Anti-Bush. Sorry. That's the straightest thing about me. Okay, so it sounds like you vote conservative. Yeah, I, I don't, but I hate a bush. I wish mine was lasered. And I would never have to have a single hair again. Lasered or laser it off? Yeah, I want a laser for everyone. So nobody has a bush. Doctor evil with you in your world. Take over mission. My World take over mission is to delete bush. Yeah. All right. Next topic. The beach. Overrated. What? No. I love the beach. No, I love the beach. I love the beach. I love swimming in the ocean. What's only con or what's the con? Is if there's, like an afters thing, like, if you're at the beach and you have to go immediately to dinner and then you're not like. Oh, I don't mind. I like feeling dirty at the table. Really? Yeah, I, I would like a moment to at least. I want to be a salty dog at the table. I think the only issue with the beach is, most people can't afford to live there. So it's always a mission to go out. Oh, cause you don't have the stuff. So you got to. Stuff. Treck Down with all the stuff. Treck. And then, you know, you traffic, traffic, parking, whole thing. That's the issue. I want to go to the beach. Sounds fun. Okay. It's raining. Beach on a rainy day is fun. Sorry. It's fine. I like it. You spelled fine. Wrong. Beach food. Beach food is crazy because everyone likes dips and I. Like a. Sandwich. Yeah, I'm. A big sandwich. sandwich is cool. Dips. I feel like just get messy. You get dip everywhere. Chips go everywhere. Like it's always a little more messy than you anticipate. I also like an apple. Okay. An apple. That's fair. Yeah. Nice and crisp. Fresh good crack on it. Cold. And it was in the cooler. Maybe it. had foil around it too. Possibly. I like that. Yeah, what about you? Food on the beach. Tuna sandwich. My favorite. You grew up on that? I grew up on it. This is what I'm all about. What's your favorite beach drink? Corona. or water? Corona or water? Yeah, I've had seltzers on the beach a lot. And I was gonna say I don't like canned drinks on the beach. Cause sand always finds a way into that little lip on it. Yeah. Canned drinks don’t work on the beach as well as they should. They also just don't taste that good. But a bottle bottle works nice. I'll even take a bottle of wine weirdly over a can drink like champagne on the beach. Champagne on the beach is nice. So good. The little John's. Little mini one. Yeah. Actually, that's my perfect beach drink. Have to say, you are missing the point that you like champagne on the beach. I love champagne on the beach. And then a beach outfit that is not a kini Obviously. What is allowed? mesh? Mesh is allowed. Crochets allowed. knit's allowed. Linens allowed. Denim very allowed. Okay. Yeah, denim was very allowed on the beach. Yes. Got it. What's not allowed on the beach? Leather. Leather. I think that's it. Really, yeah. pretty much leather. LaTeX? Yeah. Hard materials. Sticky material. Hard and sticky. Just how I like it. Yeah. Okay. Next topic. Skinny dipping on the beach or anywhere? Anywhere. Skinny dipping. Which one do you like more? Have I ever skinny dip in the ocean? Yes. Yes. Immediately remembered. I think ocean's more fun because it's like you're in the waves. You're worried about fish? Yeah, I'm worried about fish. Even if I'm in the pool. Like what? The inside. The helly It's called being insane. That is called being insane. I'm like, what if there's something in the water I don't know about? I know I'm worried. No matter where I am, I'm not a. Do you get worried? A lot of people get worried. Skinny dipping. Yeah. That fish are going to attack them. No, I don't really worry. What are you worried about while Skinny dipping? Getting caught. Yeah. That's the best part that's a thrill. Yeah. What about you. As part of a very big pro skinny. dipper. Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. No one's surprised about that. No one's surprised. Yeah. What about a pool? Skinny dip though. It's okay. No, I haven't had a lot of opportunities for it. I've made the most of the times I've done it. Yeah. I mean, you really need the private pool situation. Yeah. Jacuzzi is nice. I, I kind of disagree. I think it needs to be a refreshing, cold experience. What if you have both? That's okay. Right. I don't really want to sit in a Jacuzzi naked and not. I don't know. Not for me. Alright, next topic. the summertime, meal plan with some breakfast, lunch n dinner of your summer. What’s a summer days perfect. Breakfast, lunch and dinner. Breakfast needs to be light. Probably like a light egg. Breakfast. Okay. Lunch. Egg. Lunch. Scramble. Yeah. A little scrambled. Okay. Coffee? Black coffee. Okay. Black Coffee You gotta be skinny. Okay. Or not? But I would like to be skinny. Okay. That was for me. You're in. Your home too, by the. Way. No work. Nothing to do that day. great. What I'm telling you. Let me finish either a salad like a Caesar salad for lunch or a tuna sandwich. I could go either way. I agree fully. Has to be cold. dinner burger. You did it right. You really. You did it right. I know, summer, but what do you have to drink with this lunch and dinner? Lunch is. See, this is. I don't I don't know if I'm day drinking or not. So if I'm, if I'm day drinking. If I'm having a sandwich a beer. If I'm having a salad. Corona. Got it. The beach is a lime away. The beach is a lime away. great ad. if I'm having the salad maybe like a super ice cold white wine. It's been in the freezer all day. Oh it’s crisp. yeah. Yeah. You got your glasses frozen. Yeah I like it. Summer is all about being crisp. Yeah which I like. I like crispy. Stuff. Yeah. So and then with dinner I could have a variety of drinks. I could have the margarita with my burger, I could have the beer, I could have the wine. Margarita or beer. Really. Yeah. Like you know. Any of it. end of sentence. Yeah. I like it. What's your perfect summer food? Oh, breakfast burrito in the morning. We're different. We're different people. Yeah black coffee. Breakfast burrito. Hopefully like a Mexican style coffee too. Really put me in the right. Put my head on straight. Yeah. Get your boots on the ground. Lunch I’ll agree. Sandwich. Whatever sandwich you fancy. Lunch. no salad. I like the bread. All right. I like you like carbs. I got the carbs. I'll agree a beer if you're going to go. Or, real cold Coke. Oh, yeah. If you're going to go, you're going to not water. Dinner. I'm saying you go out to dinner. Okay. Sushi, saké and beer. Fun. Nice. I like it. Best summer day. Cool. I like that. Next topic. Childhood. Summer. It would always get boring by the end. Least for me. Well you are, you were historically very busy always. I was. You were in. Classes on classes. Yeah. I was always doing something. So what were your summers like? Gymnastics camp. Dance camp. Oh, you really went to camp? Yeah. Really? Oh, I stayed at home. I didn't go to like sleep away, but I did camp. Yeah. What do you do? I just hung around. Oh, you really. Was in summer school almost every year. That's crazy. Yeah. That sucks. Yeah. It did. Yeah. That sucks. Yeah. Well, you know, why. Didn't you learn in the first time? Well, this sucks. I'm not going to do it again. I just wanted attention. Probably. Yeah. Didn't get it. No never worked. Never learned. Ugh Why isn’t it working? Yeah. No, the summer wasn't fun for you. No. And then just nothing going on. Oh, yeah. Did you skate a lot? Not then well. All right, well, that wasn't fun topic. Well. It was boring. Yeah. What were your camps like? Dance camp? Yeah. What's that like? I don't know, dance camps, like I'm not. You dance All day. you take classes. Did you enjoy. It? Yeah. So you enjoyed. It? Oh my God, yeah, it was really fun. And then beach on the weekend. That's nice. Yeah, it was really fun. Oh, my childhood summer. Also, we'd go beach camping every year. There we go. Yeah. Well, I'm not the one you're talking to, though. Where would you go? To the beach. I’m not droppin. I'm not droppin the beach. Okay. I allowed to keep some things. Okay, well, you can gatekeep the beach, but explain why that beach is so fun. There's no cell service, which is nice. And to this day, there's no cell service. Little campsites, and it's just fun. So, yeah, we used to go beach camping for, like, I think really four days probably. That's a long time. Yeah. But, yeah, a lot. what was your favorite part Of beach camping. I think just being right on the beach you wake up, you're. Right on. There. Yeah. And I and you'd swim all day. Just swim all day. Yeah. Just getting water, food burger. Burger burger every day. Burger every day. basically. really? You didn't cook that much? Like no barbecue. No. Okay. My parents never cooked there. s'mores? S'mores every night, every night. I get up somewhere. Right now. You're huge in the s'mores. I love s'mores. Did you do a lot of family vacations then? Yeah. Every summer. Really? Every summer. Like what? We went to Hawaii. We went to Disneyworld. We went. Oh, wow. Where else did we go? They just did that, like TV shows? No, like they do that. Yeah. Wow. So you were like. You. You're going to camp. You're on vacation somewhere. Pretty cool. Yeah. Oh, nice. Ohio once. Do you miss the childhood summer? No. Okay. Well, my family wasn't that exciting, so it wasn't like it was that fun. It was just like. me trying to get them to do stuff. Well look at me learning about you. Yeah. Hit me. Next. Topic. I had a question. Okay. Is there such thing as summer jewelry. Yes. Does jewelry change for summer? Yes. Yes. Describe it to me. Jewelry gets a little more fake, like. And plastic, but big and chunky and silly like shells. Like big shells are really trendy this summer. Oh, I like silver shells. Gold shells. puka No, not like a little tiny puka. Like a big, giant shell type of thing. Big ol shells on her. Yeah, like lots of bracelets stacked up. Lots of, like, lots of things. Yeah. Okay. I'm. I'm understanding what you mean. I've never been that good at this. So what about like. I feel like anklets are summer anklets. Oh. Toe rings. Yeah. Lots of earrings, lots of. More. I think you gotta anklet and toe ring this summer. All right. I think that should be your summer goal. All right. That's a fun goal. I like it. That's all i got. What do you have? What are boys summer accessories. None. None. Not true. Board shorts. Board shorts and sandals. Hawaiian. Shirts and. Hawaiian shirts. Sandals Hawaiian shirt. Yeah. Maybe if you're, like, heavyset. That's for a heavier crowd, usually. Really? Yeah. I feel like it's just for a dorkier crowd. You don't see a lot of skinny guys in hawaiian shirts? No. Do you? No. When's the last time you saw a hawaiian shirt? Probably. on my dad. Not a skinny guy. No, Well, I'm excited for summer. I wish it wasn’t raining. What's your favorite summer activity? Vacation. But no, but, like, an activity, like surfing, stand up paddleboarding, hiking, running in the warm. I'm gonna say. I'm going to say tanning. Tanning might be my fav. You can't do it in the winter. Yeah, you can skate in the winter. Here, here, here. Everything else you can do in the winter here. So I'm gonna say tanning is I'm not going to tan at all in the winter. No you really don't. People do what you don't unless. Well, I mean, unless. It's a really hot day. Yeah. But I think tanning and just chilling and, like, really taken in a lot of vitamin D. Yeah, I like it. Enjoying the nature. Enjoying. I think just being outside more is my. Big Outside. Yeah for sure. Yeah. So yeah. Cool. That's the summer. Episode. That’s our slutty sinning summer episode. Get outside, get silly. Get silly. Get summer get says not sassy. No. don’t. Get sassy Alright get sassy get sinister. That's us. That's our show. And, see the next one? Bye.