Ep 29: Hangovers

We’ve all had one, or two, or twenty and for the twenty ninth episode we are talking all about them.. the dreaded hangovers. From cures we’ve found to the things that make it worse we are deep diving into the worst side effect of drinking. So grab a drink or some aclaseltzer and settle in for this new episode. 

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my because to another episode of the Demon Babie podcast. Number one podcast in the world. I'm here. Demon of Hollywood. Joey Lombardo sitting here with my helpless hangover hottie blond babie. And today's episode is all about hangovers. And I think that is the perfect name for me and I’m going to hang on to that one. I am a helpless hangover hottie. And the voice show's It’s showing on my voice today. hit. The intro music. Welcome welcome, welcome. So if I'm the helpless hangover hottie, what are you? the? What are you? the... That's for you to take. You can't pick your own nickname. Shit. Sorry. The doesn’t get hungover daddy? Work on it. We'll come back to the end of the show. At the end of the show hopefully I’ll have come up with something we gotta give you one. I need a hangover. Name? You need a antihangover name. cause you truly don’t get hungover. Well. Well. Get to thinking. All right. First topic. How are you feeling today? I'm tired. Yeah. Yeah, I kind of kicked it system actually. Well, for a little background, we're out until out until 7 a.m.. Got home 730 ish. No no no we left at six. Oh, sure. Okay well somebody. 6-7 It really doesn't matter. Alright. 6 to 7. We're at a party, am. And we got home. And that was two days ago now, and we are just now. I'm just now opening my eyes right now to work with a lot. I didn't have anything going on. Not for my brain. Well, let's say what we did we’re we’re Well, it was a renaissance fair to start the day Ren. Fair. Ren fair. The man to my right woke me up at 7 am that day he wanted to get to Ren bright early to be crowds. Which we did, Which we did. and it worked. and it worked. And it was worth it. And then we had friends show up as we were about to leave. so we ended up staying at the ren fair until like 5 or 6. Oh, that's not my fault. And then had friends over and went out to a party. Also, no. My fault. You invited them over. I did i’m not blaming you I’m telling you how the day went. Okay, but you said this man. This man did wake me up at 7am. Okay. But the rest of the story was your fault. Oh well. Okay. All right. So how are you feeling today? I’m alright. I ran five miles. I did a workout class. That's pretty impressive. And I sat in the sauna. And I feel like my day I’ve been moving through jello.. Mhm. How are you feeling today? Like I said, I'm just now waking up. Just tired. But I'm doing all right. But you don’t feel like you’re moving through jello at all? no. No, no, not like that. Just tired. It's like, breathing is an exercise. Yeah well that makes sense. But you saunaed today. Yeah it was nice. All right. Hit me with the next topic. Hot vs cold cures. See for me. I think hot cures are better than cold cures. Cures. I think hot cures are better what do you think? So I don't know, I think a cold cure is going to give you a good cold. Cures like a bump you're good for, like, 30, 40 minutes for a hot cure. It's going to slowly get it out of you and not really make you feel that much better. Right after I disagree but only slightly. So, I think only reset. Like if we’re doing a cold plunge in the pool. that's what I'm saying. Yeah. cause we don’t have a cold plunge, our pool is just not heated. It's cold enough. It's cold enough. You dive in the deep end, you’re gettin cold. That a five then I’ve kinda gotta do it again. and again and again. That's what I'm saying. I’m like chasing that high. That's what I'm saying. But If i’m doing a sweat out. I feel it’s long lasting. I don't think it’s a burn. You literally just said word for word what I said No but you said a slow to not feeling still. But it doesn't make you feel as good right away. I don’t I feel longer is better in my opinion. I think it's better too but it’s you think right out of a sauna. You feel that shock of awake and everything. Good like you do a cold Not not a shock. But at least it lasts. That's a good thing. Well, you're just repeating what I said, but NO. And, I don't think the cold plunge lasts for 30-40 minutes. Oh, I think it only lasts like five. okay. It doesn't last long, but I'm saying they both make you feel better. But I think the cold plunge makes you feel more better than the sauna does. But it doesn't last as long. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Glad we are on the same exact page. Well, you are hungover today. That your brain is not. Your brain's in jello. Yeah, it brain's in jello. Put my brain on ice. Hit me with It. Next topic. Hungover work which you're doing right now. I guess it’s not going great is it? Hungover work is the worst thing in the world. And every time I'm not happy with my experience at some establishment, sometimes I just put myself away and I go, you know what? Maybe they're hungover. Yeah that’s nice of you. You know, You’re like maybe they had a rough night or a rough morning. Exactly like, maybe, you know. You gotta meat them where they’re at. Exactly. Especially someone that works in the service industry and they're like, you're like, dude, you were probably out to fucking

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00 last night. We know how the service industry people get They get crazy. like, oh, yeah. Loose with a Next topic. Hangover cures. Fake industry. Yeah. We have friends that sell hangover medicine and hate to break it to you guys. It ain't. It's not working. There's nothing that. It's like skiing. And you know what's the best way to not get hurt? Skiing. Don't go skiing. don’t go skiing. what’s the best way to not have a hang over? don’t drink. Yeah. That's sobriety. Sobriety and abstinence. It's like, best way to not get Oh, yeah. Exactly. But, if you're going to do it. I think try and, you're going to do it. Do it, what? do it big? Yeah. Alright, go for it. No I think your best hangover cure is to chug as much water as you can before bed. Yeah. Have ice packs on the ready for the next day. Cause you’re still gonna be hungover but how to mediate it. I think just as much water as possible before bed is the biggest thing you can do. You're not going to have water in between every drink. You're No. No one’s doing that. The people who I hate when people just have water between every drink. What am I, a fucking loser? You think I can't handle that? It drives me nuts but apparently it drives you more nuts. My dad says that too, and he's like, just have a water. Okay, look in a mirror buddy. I'm like, he's never. I've never even seen my parents sip water. I’ve never seen them sip water either. They've never had water. No I think they’re literally 90% alcohol. You know what I realized yesterday when we were at my grandparents house, I used to go to my grandparents house and grab bottled water. When I was there, and I thought it was so fancy to have bottled water because my family literally has never had bottled water in their house before. Like now they do sometimes. But growing up we never had water and I didn't drink water. I never had water. And when I went to my grandpa's like, well, look at the fancy place. They got water here and I'd always steal a few. My dad would drive by their house, stop, grab em out of the garage fridge, and then come home with some. Yeah we would drink water out of the fridge. We didn't have that different tax bracket. All right. Next topic. Hair the dog though. Hair of the dog is the onlyl cure. It is obviously not a cure, It’s not a cure. but it is a cure. It's a mood stabilizer. Like lets be honest your body is just going through withdrawls and you’re re-upping on your problem sometimes to do What's your favorite, hair of the dog. I like a really. It's gotta be screaming cold beer it was screaming cold and a tequila and a shot of tequila. I didn’t do a shot of tequila yesterday but the shot of tequila really was, it would’ve topped me off nicely. Two beers. Two beers. First beer. You got to get down fast. I didn’t. That's what this is my, first beer has got to go down fast. Then you have your shot. Okay. You’re real lubed up then. Second beer you can just coast on. Ween that off. Ween that off and then you’re through it. Yeah, but. And that's if you're not doing anything after, you know. You kinda can’t keep going because if you go more than that two. You’re back in the same position you already started in. Hit me with it. Next topic. Hung over partying. Tough. Real tough. You got to hit the hair, the dog, into the hang over partying and that first 45 minutes. Hell on earth. Hell on earth. Because everyone is all up and excited to be out partying you’re hungover. It matters. It matters if you were with the same crew last night. And we're all in it together when you're all in it together. Not that bad. Not that bad. And you go. You're going to do a shot with me and fuck you, bitch. Why would you even bring that up to me. You know, I had 17 of those last night, You’re like well I guess we’re doing one more. Yeah. Yeah. No, hungover, partying is pretty fun. If everyone's in the same boat. If everyone’s in the same boat it’s okay but if they’re not then some people bright eyed and tailed with their shot of the weekend and you're over there. And they're like yeah. dragging your feet through the mud trying to get back. Oh if there's food involved like it's a brunch that drives me nuts cause you're just like no no no no no no no I'm going to just you guys give me the beer and let me be. give me the I give me the. I'm so fucked up. I think that’s why I’m so anti.. you know how so many people go to drag brunches on sunday? I’m probably hungover. I don't need to see a in my face, singing. Let's let's. I can’t do it. everyone knows you can't do it because you are the helpless hangover hottie. Sorry, I am, who I am. And everyone knows it. So at least I’m not pretending. There you go. It’s just reality. Next topic. Hangxiety. Oh hangxiety is so real. Yeah. You don't get anxiety, but you get viciously sick. Where? I don't get viciously sick, but I get terrible hangxiety. I get some hangxiety if I was up to no good. I usually don’t get that bad of hangxiety I’m usually kind of in control. I'm. I'm thinking. I'm thinking people I've met and talk to you about this. I think there are two types of people. It's more hung over. Less anxiety, more hangxiety, less hung over. Yeah I agree. You can't win. There's no winners unless you're one or the other. There's coming up losers. Only. I get vicous hangovers but you get hangxiety. How do you deal with your hangxiety. Time fixes all problems like that. Time heals all wounds. Yeah. Time heals all wounds with the hangxiety. Literally nothing fixes it until I either see the person again or just I forget. See the person?! Or if it's like I'm like, oh, they hate me now. Yeah. Usually that. Usually that, alright. Well, Next topic. Would you rather, waking up with clothes on or makeup on? Clothes on. I do not want makeup on. When I see myself with makeup on in the morning I am PISSED. Really? Pissed. I’m like why am I trying to ruin my next week of my life.. I, I only wake up with clothes on if I truly don't remember going to bed. I like that's clothes on is only I fully wasn't home. No one was there. And I, I think maybe like ten times in my life I've woken up fully clothed ten times double digits, double digits. But if I look at the ratio, how often I go out. That’s pretty good. Yeah, I would say, I almost always get my makeup off. you're pretty good. I've seen you. I've seen you blackout drunk. Wash your makeup off. So, yeah. I mean I will mess my hair up getting my whole face soaked but I will be getting the makeup off. True. But, I don't sleep in my very often either. No, You never do. You'll go full nude if you're drunk. Yeah. I don't. I’m trying to think of a time that I really slept in my clothes. I don’t think I really have on accient, really that. Well I don't think you really. I mean yeah. You go naked. It’s because I’m washing up. Yeah. You're hitting this, you're hitting the steps of going to sleep. Yeah. All right. Next topic. Speaking of blacking out, playing clue with the Uber receipts and being like, where was the morning? What time did I get home? Where was I, exactly? Ohhh I never do that. Oh, really? Sometime if I don't know where I was last night. You’ll check your uber reciepts. Yeah, I got to check the Ubers. When did I go? Well usually you uber us so I don’t have the uber reciepts. True, true, true. So this is my activity of. I don't really check it. I usually do know when I get home, but if it's one of those very rare times where. Goodbye. I wasn't clocked in. You got to check the Uber receipt. You know what I do. things I can’t at my photos bank for at days partying. But. I will check the days yeah. Oh yeah. Well it's part of the Where I’ve been and when I got home. it's part of the game of clue. I’m usually non stop taking photos of shit all night. Yeah. Yeah yeah So I check my time stamps. it's part of the. Yeah. It's part of the game of clue. That’s my game of clue. You already hit my next topic. Oh the bank check in the next day that’s my nightmare. is like the worst part. My bank, my bank, my bank hates me. It might love me actually. I don't think they want you to have money. I don’t think they want me to have money either. They’re probably at the bar telling me to order more shots. They might they might be undercover help being their little devil on their shoulder. Get another round you get paid every two weeks. You'll be fine. Yeah, no the bank check is part of the hangxiety. Maybe. Yeah. Bank check is my biggest hangxiety. Yeah. Next topic. Oh, the beauty of, Well, there's two ways you can wake up hungover. I think as well, okay, you know, and it's skinny hungover or bloated hungover. Is this true or not true? This is really true. Right. It really depends on what you drank the night before. And how much better do you feel when it's a skinny hangover? When it’s a bloated hangover you.. I wanna die. Bloated hangovers tough because you probably, honestly, you probably just midnight ordered and ate right before sleeping, and it was probably the most garbage food you could have ever imagined. You got the most dirt bag, you might’ve gotten street tacos, mcdonald’s, All of it. Yeah. Wendy's frosty. Yeah. You got everything trash you could’ve possibly gotten and shoveled it all down your little throat. And it was gross. Damn. Shoveled it down your little throat. Say it quieter and whisper it for the ASMR people. No. yeah what about Skinny hungover is better? Oh yeah. You feel more you know, you wake up, you look. You’re like I look ripped. Yeah. Well okay. Question on your skinny hangover, did you puke the night before? I haven't puked in years.*knocking* That’s awesome. Yeah. I almsot puked this weekend but then I didn’t. Well, hold it down, champ. We sound like real booze bags on this episode. But that's why you're here. We are. Because you guys are too. Next topic. The newfound sobriety when you wake up. What? Newfound sobriety? Yeah. You know, you wake up and you go. You do this every single weekend. Oh, I'm never drinking again. I can't do this anymore. I can’t. And you go. I'm never drinking again. I can’t. I’m never drinking again what are you talking about? Well, AA is going to be calling us both after this. There’s a spot around the corner I’m gonna go hit it don’t worry. I do you see that when I'm like. I’m like you guys don't look that bad. Well they’re sober. Yeah, true., Next topic. Is there anything worse than the hangover sweats? No that’s what I had to get out today. The sweats. Well you luckily you have a sauna at your gym. Yeah but I woke up covered in hangover sweat today. Well I do the poor man sauna, where I lock myself in the bathroom and do a rippin hot shower for as long as I can and try and just sweat it out? well you have a sauna. You have access to a sauna. I do not. Yeah. Hangover sweats are terrible, but if you can get them out, it's a big game changer. that’s why i like the sauna. But if you're just, like, at work in traffic. Oh, in traffic with the hangover sweats. Oh that almost made me puke. Oh. Thank God we don't have an electric car. Oh my god why does an electric car make it so much worse? You need that little vibration? Have you ever been in a Tesla hungover? Yeah. Everyone has. Nightmare. I know you want to sit on a vibrate just to feel something. Literally it’s so nuts yeah hangover sweats are the worst. They are. That’s why you need an icepack prepped for you. You gotta cool it down. You gotta cool it down. wet towel all over your You’re hot. or way cold. One or the other. Next topic. What to watch while hungover. Oh tough. Great British Bake Off is a great one. Great British Bake Off is a great hungover show. It's so soft and delicate. So yeah, you can tune in and out, nap, awake, you’re good. Yeah. You go. Oh wow. Look at. It’s making me feel better. Look at the bread. Well I just look at how they braided the bread. I like when like you're like you fall asleep, you wake up, you're like, oh like, those two are gone now and. All right. You know, there's no blood in the game for it. Yeah, what about anime? Could you do like a Naruto or One Piece. Maybe, but it it can't be, subtitled. It has to be dubbed over. I'm not reading. I’m not reading. I can do it like a family kids movie too where. Where just, like, everything's just needs to be spoon fed to me because I'm baby brain for that whole day. I'm just like, okay, like, let's take it easy here. Yeah, my brain is mush. Also, if I'm staying home like that, I'm not doing hair of the dog unless I'm in a real crazy place where I'm like, yeah, no, but. If I’m staying home I am just crashed out on the couch. Eating a Pizza watching a movie. Hallelujah to Postmates. Yeah Postmates is my lifesaver. Next topic. Did you want me to go? All right, next topic. How do you get hungover? By drinking too much. Okay. But, like, how do you. There's how you get hung over, and there's how real people get hung over and you're not a real person, by the way, because you just drink straight alcohol nonstop, like a psychopath. And you used to blame me for this. You go. oh its me You fed me shots all night, no it’s me. and we've we've we've taken a step back from that and we've evaluated what really happened on the night. And there's a little blond girl that prances around with a bottle in her hand and she goes, hm should we do shots kind of quiet in the room? Maybe a shot for everybody. Shot, shot, shot. You are literally. I’m a shot girl. Yeah you do it like you’re a fairy godmother. Just like. Oh, bibbidi-bobbidi-boo, here's a shot for you. This is what we were talking about when we were out on Saturday. You don't do full drinks. I’ll sip on a white claw or tequila soda all night. We also only drink tequila sodas because we don't do the sugar. We don't do the sugar in the drink to save ourselves from hangovers. Exactly. yeah I just do shots all night. If I’m at home. If I’m out I’ll do a tequila soda, or a tequila red bull if I really need to up. If I need, if I'm probably coming from a hungover morning. Get the red ball. Get it going. Yeah, Tequila red bull is a necessity. But yeah that’s how I.. what do you mean is that like not how everybody drinks? No, no. Most people have like a few beers or seltzers and maybe So they want to be fat hungover? they do. Yeah. They're aiming for the bloated. They’re aiming for bloated hungover that’s cool. yeah. That's their goal. so I say. to do drink to you’re drinking. Instead of full shot glasses. You. Well yeah. Your irresponsibility doesn't need to be attained to just slow yourself down with a smaller vehicle. Yeah. Don't buy a sports car if you can't drive fast. No. You know, get the smaller one. I like it. I like the tip. get the toy car. hot tip. hot tip. hot tip from a hot hungover, A helpless hungover. hottie. Next topic. Is that it? No we got two more. Alright, Next topic is. There's a thing that when you're hung over, you're also horny. Not me. Well, you're usually too you. I think you outdo the horny level of, It happens me all the time, yeah i can’t relate. but it is actually like a Harvard researched thing. really? Yeah. What do they say? They say, certain, like I'm trying to think of the word. Am I? I'm allowed to say, the, What are your, your hormones, hormone levels are all out of whack, so makes you a little tuned up in the morning. Oh, yeah. can’t relate. All right. Sorry, if I’m hungover I’m dead. All right, well, you know what is going to make you horny? Our next topic, Alright next topic. the 3 a.m. water already on your nightstand. You wake up in the middle. Night and you have a full cold water already there. I’m chugging it. And how wet does that make you? Sopping. Yeah, just absolutely dripping. nothing better than that, though. That is the best. waking up at 3 am, With a cold, cold. But like desperation, you can’t see your night stand you just reach out and you can’t feel it’s there. It’s full it’s ready. You're reading Braille? Yeah. You're doing braille on the nightstand. I’m chugging it. Oh, it's. Yeah. It’s going down. Bottle to my mouth, bottom to the ceiling. Well. Hey we might be alcoholics but at least we have fun. Yeah. At least we got this episode out before we, hit. AA. Yeah. us next telling there too. yeah. With the little violin. Well, that's another episode. That's a hangover episode. You've probably been hungover. We've been hungover, and that's all we got. You’re probably gonna be hungover again. Yeah, yeah, and we know we will. Thanks for watching. Listening, doing whatever you do. Comment. Drop your topics below. Oh, yeah. And we will see you on the next one! Bye.