Episode 21: Finally Legal?

Demon Babie" just turned 21… does that mean we can finally drink? 🍸 In this episode, we’re talking all things 21st birthdays—our best (and worst) memories, drinking do’s and don’ts, fake IDs, and more. Grab a drink (or let us recommend one for you) and tune in for another chaotic, unhinged, and very on-brand episode with Joey & Emma.

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Welcome to another episode of Demon Babie. I'm Demon of Hollywood, a.k.a. Joey Lombardo. Down with the number one problema Emma. Otherwise known as the Blond Babie The, hostess with the mostest, person who wouldn't flash me on the walk with my dog. Hello, hello, hello. It is Hollywood, and I am not going to flash you on the street in the daylight, across from. It was fine. Exactly. Welcome to the Demon Babie podcast. Happy 21st First episode. Happy 21st episode. I'm so excited. In honor of twenty one. 21. This is, 21st episode. and the topic is 21. Yeah. And then everything to do with 21. First topic. First topic. Your favorite part of your 21st birthday? Favorite part of my 21st birthday? Yes. Mmmm.. being surprised I had a surprise birthday. So that was cool. Pretty fun, and then, yeah no that was my favorite part. The surprise the people I didn't expect. Yeah I think we cut you off guard with that one. I saw the party maybe coming. But the true surprise was the guest list and that was nice. Yeah, it was a good guest list. Thank you. Yeah, we worked hard on it. What was the favorite of birthday? My 21st. Also a surprise, which was great. I think mine was better than yours, but I think the funniest part is I literally lost my phone on it. Yeah yeah yeah, yeah. You were fucked up, well what’d did you do on you’re 21st? You. Yeah. I also had a surprise party, but you ran me around. You went to Catch. That was good catch for dinner. And then we went to No Vacancy. And then you had a surprise table at Davey Wayne's, and that really caught me off guard. That was fun. And then we had went with a different group to Mel's. Yeah. I don't know. I was blacked out. Yeah. And then I left my phone there. Yeah. We think you lost your phone. at Mel’s. We think that's what the phone was. Not sure. Yeah. I think my favorite part was dancing, at Davey Waynes tho. That was really fun. Yeah, and that was like I had sprained my ankle, like, a month before at Halloween, like, really badly. So it was my first day back, like walking without crutches. Oh, yeah. The whole goal was to be better by my birthday. So we did it. Yeah. Super memorable. Great. Well, well, we also same topic, but next topic. 19th birthday in Canada is like your 21st birthday in America. What do you say? How did you learn something? What is this topic? I got to 21st birthdays. You got your 21st birthday? Because I took you to Canada for your 19th birthday. Yeah, that was cool. So you double dipped? Yeah. Would that make you perverted. No. Alcoholic? Maybe. What are you. Alcoholic? Bi. But close. All right. Next topic. Next topic. 21 old drinks. Oh. Like things you drink when you're 21? things you when you're 21. Oh, you drink all kinds of stupid shit. Vodka Crans. Okay. Vodka crans. I have less beef with, though, but I. I'm someone that did this when you order fucking champagne at the bar. Crazy. You haven't really. You don't know what you want. You have no experience points You don't know what you're doing. You look insane. Yeah. It's insane. I saw, like, a 21 year old. I saw a 21 year old do that. Like last weekend when we were out. And I was like, been there. Yeah. Like I'm like, you gotta pick something else. Yeah. You got a Rum‘n Coke that’s a big 21 year old drink. Yeah. Do you think that's just like our generation's 21 year old drink, though, because, like, they would see their parents doing it. I feel like that's like a boomer drink. Like they still drink it, and. My parents drink them too. Yeah. I think it might be their generation. Really like rum and Cokes. So it's our generation's like you drank that. Intro drink. Intro drink. Dirty Shirley’s are delicious. oooh that'll give you the worst hangover. I would I could drink a Dirty Shirley and not even realize it’s alcoholic Oh, 100%. I could definitely. I've definitely put myself in the grave drinking dirty shirleys when I was 21, being like, oh, I know what I'll order! That’s the best. 21 year old drink. I think. Yeah, I think the worst is like an AMF. I think the worst is like Gatorade and vodka. Oh, you don’t really. Really nightmare. But you're not getting that at a bar that's just at your house. Yeah. 21. You go, fuck. I don’t have anything. I think gatorade will work. Okay. Next topic. Borg. We've never. We were too old. We're out. We're outdated for the Borg. I know, but I saw a bunch of Borg, Saint Patrick's Day. Like. No. Just emptied. Emptied all over. I love Borg mentality. I wish we Borgged I could still Borg. I'm not. It's not part of my people. What? What would you put in your Borg? See, I think it's usually. It's crazy. It’s like a mio right? So you do like the drop, you know, like you're making your own drinks. Droplet water things? Yeah. What are those. Mio’s. Mio. So I would do, I do a red mio. And vodka.. probably. Yeah. For some reason it can't be tequila water. I think that's it. I don't know, I think people really do a lot of different stuff with their borgs. I think they do very little with their Borg’s. I think Borg’s are bare minimum. I'm going to need some borg tok reviews. Do you know what Borg stands for? Tell me. Black out. Blackout. Rage. Gallon. Gallon. Yeah. Black Out Rage Gallon. Good naming people. Nailed it, nailed it. Black Out Rage Gallon. Yeah. Maybe that'll be theme for my birthday. Ooooooh. Borg. Black Out Rage Gallon. I could Borg at pride. Pride would be a great Borg session. Right? If you could get away with walking around with that. Pride, I would think it would be a weird sex act. Like you didn't know what a Borg was. You'd be like, hey, I'm not going to that party. I don't know, Sorry, guys, I'm actually straight I know. You're like, you're. Really makes you think otherwise. I may be an ally, but I can't go to the Borg party. You. Next topic. 21 Savage 21 Savage. I really don't know much about him. I don't think I have anything to contribute. Tell me about 21 Savage. I don’t know much about him either. Oh. I yeah. What are other 21 themed things I did? Oh, I have that. You tried to get it. I tried so hard when I was in college to get it. My roommate and I were trying to get one from this guy. We were like 20. We were too close to 21 to be trying to do this. 18. 19 you. Can’t be. Yeah, we were 20 for sure, 100%. We were 20. We were trying to figure it out. We had found a guy we gave him the money. I think we like Venmo’d him or something. And then I was out of town for something and she was supposed to go pick it up, had a panic attack, didn't go, and he said, don't worry, I'll mail it to you. I never got it. And then we kept trying to hit him up after no, no response. Ghosted us on our fake IDs. Yeah, so I never got mine, even if it didn't work. And it was the shittiest thing in the world. And so cool just to have, you know. Yeah. I didn't. Get it. Yeah. What about you? I never had any fake ID. But I was terribly embarrassed of the idea of a bouncer taking my fake ID away from me, and I had to turn around right then and there. I go home that to this day bothers me that I go. I couldn't handle that emotionally. Yeah, I’m too weak. I thought I when we were out this last weekend, I thought we were going to get turned around because the bouncer asked me my age and asked me for my birthday, like specifically. And and I, like, never remember what day I'm. When we were at, this weekend. This weekend. Oh, with my parents. With your dad after. Yeah. Tipsy Goat. No. before. I can't Tarantula Hill. We were at Tarantula Hill, and, you know, they're really strict on IDs there. And he was asked me for my birthday specifically. I was like, yeah. And I was like, really? And then I had a panic attack that I didn't know my own birthday. And he was I said it. And then he was like, are you sure? I'm like, no, honestly, not sure. Fucking weirdo. He carded you that Hard. Yeah. I mean you look good Em but I. Don't look 21. Under 21. No, you don't look under 21. I don't look 21. You don’t look 20. No. I don't look 21. That's insane. Shout out. That was cool. Hey, doing something right. Sick. What's the best 21. Best 21 year old. Drink? I think we already picked it. It's Borg. Yeah, I have another one that had to worst though. Okay. A Cosmo that's like one of those ones when you're, like, trying to be fancy and older, and you, like, saw it on a TV show one time, so you order it. So crazy to think of a time you went to a bar and you were just like, what do I get? Yeah, it's hard. And it's not that hard. It's not, it's not. It's so over complicated in a dumb 21 year old’s brain. But yeah. Like, You know, it's a weird drink, a moscow mule. Yeah, that's a specific guy. That's a weird vibe. That's also a specific venue. You know, not everywhere even has that. It's a weird thing. Ginger beer. Vodka. Mint. Yeah. Muddled mint. Yeah. Get fucked if you’re going for that. Yeah. Super weird. Okay. 21. What other activities are there? You can buy cigarets at 21 now. I mean, we could buy them at 18. Could you imagine having to wait till you're 21 to buy cigarets? That's pretty silly. Do you have to be 21 for vapes? Yeah. Yeah, to be 21 for vapes, I think you have to be 21 for lottery tickets too, now, right? I have no idea. I don't know, don't fact. Check me on that one. Yeah don’t fact check us. What else? You would be 21 for? I think that's it. That's the 21. That’s what 21 is for you. Your brain still not fully developed. But that's 25. Yeah. Yeah, that's super crazy. I like a good 21 year old when you meet em and you're like, you're good kid. Yeah, I’m an old man. yeah, I know what you mean. It's always weird when you really see a 21 year old. In the wild. Yeah, because I feel like bars are for, like, late 20s or early 30s. You need to be able to buy a couple of drinks and an Uber. But when you see a 21 out in the wild amongst like late 20s, early 30s, it's like, whoa, it is crazy when you see the 50 year old guy really going for the 21 year old like that. Oh, it's so tough. Yeah. What do you think of that? Like old creepy men always go for the 21 year old. I mean.. shoot your shot king.. I don’t to tell you, it's. Crazy...... There's no legal. That's a child. Ethically I think it's a little touchy. Legally, I can't do anything about it so whatever man. No, I mean, I didn't expect you to do anything. I just want to know what you thought. Women. Think better of yourself. You're better than that. But even if he's really rich, you're probably not going to get that much of his money. He's just probably better at manipulating. Yeah, exactly. Yeah those guys are creeps. Red flag . Red flag. I think that's about all we got for 21. That's not a juicy episode. But it's an Episode. It's a I like it. I think it's good. But 21. I think you need what. You're going to give. Our 21st episode of softball. When 21 is like your biggest birthday. You ever get the most excited for. You got to pipe up a little more. Come on. Hello? Hello. Blacking out on your 21st birthday? A requirement of requirement 21. Birthday requirements. Blacking out, blacking out. Shots. Yeah. Getting drunk in front of your family first and then going out with friends after. Yes. Getting money from your family to pay for your drinks after. I didn't get that. You’re family hates you. Yeah. Different story. Yeah I think you gotta drink with your parents You. Yeah. Get some cash. Go out. Yeah. 100%. You gotta have a good crew. It sucks when you're 21 and not the whole crew's not 21. And you're just alone. Nit pick a few of these fuck faces that can come with me. Yeah. Who can I go with. You're like looking to somebody older, but, like, you're probably not that close with. But, you know, they can go. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. 21 birthday requirements. That's I mean, I think that's it. That's about it. That's about it. But those are good things. You tell people it's your 21st birthday. Everyone gets piped up. I don't know. Would I buy a 21 year old a drink. No. But you went on their 21st. You saw him at the bar. I was at a bar and it was their birthday. Yeah you would. They happened to talk to me. I’d absolutely buy them a drink. What am I saying. I buy everybody drinks I'm like yeah you're right. I would buy a dog a drink if he’d have a sip. If you felt good about it. If he was a cool dog. Yeah. You would definitely buy the 21 year old a drink. Nice I think I. Mean now that's it. Now. That's it now. That's it. Welcome. We've landed this plane, so what's new with you? I don't have a concussion anymore. You don’t have a concussion. I feel good. I'm training for the marathon. Training for the marathon next year. I ran a mile and a half today. That was pretty cool. This is all too positive you’re showing off. My shoulder still hurts from my concussion. Okay, so it's still concussion. Accident Pain. Yeah, I think the guy really nailed my shoulder when he hit me. You got fucking knocked out cold. Yeah, so. But my shoulder still hurts. You look cute in that dress. Thank you. What's new with you? What is new with me? Come on. Nothing. I don't have anything new. This. That's fun. Episode 21 Okay. I don't have anything new, do I? Do you know of any newness in me? You got leather pants. I got some leather pants, and I've been wearing them. And they're pretty cool. I like em, the pockets. A little tight to get into, but that's okay. The front pocket or the back pocket? Front pocket, back pocket’s fine. Except back pocket. I have a leather wallet. Okay. Leather sometimes gets stuck on eachother when I’m sitting in em for a little bit. Ooh, sometimes I’m really prying those leathers apart. Okay. It's like when cheese is stuck to eachother. Trying to slip your finger in there and they're just stuck to each other. Like in the bar. Hot. Look. I mean, depending on what side of town you're on, that could go really well or really poorly. No. So, yeah, leather pants are new. Oh, no. Other new clothing items. I need more boots. More boots? What kind of boots do you want? Well, I got to get my boots fixed, and I'd rather just get more boots. I think you should get your boots fixed. You have a good pair of boots. Yeah. You got to go to the cobbler. Yeah, I got to go to a cobbler. I gotta get cobbled. Get cobbled. Yeah. I've never been to a cobbler. I feel like it'd be, I feel like it'd be a fun experience. Yeah I think it'd be good. I feel like it's going to be like some like. You take very good care of these shoes. They might. It's like the dentist for your shoes. Yeah. But also it’s not a dentist so. But he's probably been doing it for like 50 years. And he's got little wooden boy in the back. Yeah. And he like wishes it was real. I'm not sure how that started. Yeah. But maybe I don't think it was a pedophile thing. I think his son died. Pinocchio, his son died and then he remade it. Yeah Gepetto remade Pinocchio. The movie's called Pinocchio. Puppets called Pinnochio. Anyways, what's bad with you? Anything? I feel you're doing good right now. I have a 20% interest rate on my car I found out. That's so fucked. That's so fucked. Yeah, that. That's a bummer. Yeah. So I'm going to lose like ten grand for just nothing. Yeah. Fuck interest rates right now. Yeah. Being an adult sucks. Be 21. But being 20. Being 21 was cool. We were 21 at a good time to be 21 pre-COVID. anytime. Not during. Covid okay. Yeah. Being 21 in Covid sucks. But Any other time is. Pretty. Good. Yeah I mean before us people that was like club era right before phones That would but that's something I wish I experienced clubs no phones would have been crazy. had to go crazy. The drugs in the club had to be insane. The drugs, the inappropriateness, the. It had to be so much gnarlier. Now celebrities don't go out I feel like No. They go to private parties where NDAs are everywhere. You know, it's a different thing. Yeah. It's like, okay, I want to see you be crazy. Don't hide your crazy. We live in LA we want to brush shoulders with these psychos. I want to know. If you are going to be a psychopath. Be be so real. See us out. Watch out. He's going to buy you a shot. I’ll buy you anything You’re my new child. Daddy Demon. Daddy Demon will take care you every night. Oh my God. You think it’s wrong? They’ll be under my wings. Fly with me. No, it's not wrong. I know how true it is. You. I speak my truth. I will go bankrupt for anybody. You live your truth. And that's the end of this one. Live your truth. Happy 21. Happy 21. Go get. Blackout drunk. In honor of us. Us, make strangers pay for your drinks. Leave the country if you're turning 19. Yep. celebrate your 21st as many times as you can. Yeah be 21 as many times as you can. Yeah. turning 30. That's going to be my next 21. Yeah. Here we go. Getting ready. Party time. Ready. Love you guys. See you next time.